Search the file name in my folder and it doesn't come up edition
>>36500181
Post in non chink thread
>>36500181
I'm not using that chink one
>>36500181
It isn't about the posts. It's about sending a message. We need to take back britfeel and give it back to us, the people.
I just found out that a teacher I used to have back in high school was the sole murder victim of a guy who shot up a local mall.
It's kind of fucking surreal knowing that a guy you've known randomly got murdered and is dead, gone.
Anyone else have something similar like this happen? Where someone you've known is gone, death or something else.
>>36500088
When I was 11 or 12 my family was driving home from dinner and we pulled into our neighborhood and the entire area was surrounded by cop cars and helicopters and everything was shut down. We lived in a very nice, old neighborhood where the crime rate was essentially 0% so this was very out of the ordinary.
Turns out my fellow 11 year old neighbor and friend was stabbed to death along with his babysitter by the babysitter's ex boyfriend. They found him in the hiding in the closet with 10 stab wounds, his N64 was still on pause. Watching the body bag get wheeled out of the house was the most surreal I've ever experienced and 15 years later I still remember that night clear as day. I've been in the military for a while now and have seen death and violence from combat but nothing will ever hit me as hard as that night.
>>36500543
Holy shit. Talk about a loss of innocence
>>36501212
It fucked me up pretty bad. I didn't play any shooting games or anything for a while because it made me feel sick to the stomach that even though it was just a game I realized for the first time what death really was
>literal autist
>manlet
>robot-tier
and yet /sp/ is going apeshit over him right now, his wife is a 10/10, and he's overwhelmingly wealthy. What the fuck is your excuse?
Very simple. He's lucky.
>>36499951
don't bully messy fgt
>>36499951
How is he holding that shirt up with one hand?
Any tips to resist the urge to fap? I didn't yesterday and I am trying to push it out for a few days so that it feels great, but I am currently struggling against the urge right now and I might lose.
>>36499917
Go out and get a life, there is no other way, keep being busy and getting tired. do something else when you have urge, go for a run or something
Visualize Chris-chan with the blow up doll, and god help you if it doesn't work.
>>36500193
Been a long time since I unfortunately stumbled upon that unholy masterpiece, I don't remember it that well.
What do you think of David Firth? I like him.
I think he is a very talented animator
jerry jackson was better than salad fingers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xIJW8vy3Yw
>>36499842
I like him, but he complains a lot on twitter, and I disagree with some of his political opinions.
Other than that, I've been following him since 2010.
What's for dinner robots 04/23
It's a California burrito and 3 fish tacos
poptarts and chocolate milk
>>36499770
Can you start posting morning threads to show us what ya poop looks like in the morning?
>>36499770
>>36499770
how is four loko frost? my roommate had it the other day and just said it tasted like if they made red bull alcoholic...
also im just eating rice and keystone ice
How much would you pay for one night with her?
>>36499759
nothing, shes like 12.. officer
>>36499759
Why would i want to hire a prostitute? i want a gf/wife.
$0. Because I like my money.
Moot thread? Moot thread.
Post rare Moots.
>>36499737
moot is one rare twink
>>36499749
>twinks
>rare
What?
REEEEEEE MY THREAD IS DYIIIIIIIING
Listen up robots, or at least some of you who still haven't given up on trying to get back to life.
Read this fucking wall of text https://whoism3.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/confessions-of-a-reformed-incel/
It's long, but you will find some truths in it. You will find the truth about
>just be yourself
And all the other shit you were fed, the shit that for some of you is the reason or one of the reasons for your lack of success with woman.
Disclaimer
>If you want a qt3.14 virgin 15/10 gf ignore this post
>If you are ok with a lonely life of a robot ignore this post
>If you're going to hide behind social anxiety or other excuse ignore this post
>If you think you can get in 2017 without become your best self for yourself ignore this post
But for those who want to try to change things, read it, maybe it will give you an idea of where to start.
>If you want a qt3.14 virgin 15/10 gf ignore this post
>its another casual sex/slut acceptance thread
your type will be the death of marriage
>>36499776
Oh I'm not getting married, what you said is exactly why. Well that and the possibility of all my shit taken away on her whim.
This thread is so that you take the advantage of the slut culture we live in.
If you want to of course which is what I said.
If you haven't secured a wife material in your early 20s you would be marrying an ex slut who is about to hit the wall and desperately wants to secure a provider.
>>36499987
i dont think you understand what I'm getting at, whore
>I cant make decisions well enough to find the right girl
>guess I better give up and feed the slut culture to ((fit in))
>tfw anon who lost hope makes a thread like this
Who /gangly/ here
>clumsy as shit
>wristlet
>long delicate bone structure
>horrible posture
>back hurts all the time
>scoliosis
>feel awkward and out of place in my own body
>always tired
>incredibly weak
>manlets on here want to tell me I'm privileged just because I'm six feet
Where are my lanky bros
>>36499624
I'm here brother. I feel you, i feel all those feels that you feel. On top of all that, I'm skinnyfat and have fucked up acne that could easily go away if I was bothered to do something about it. Being lazy fucking sucks, I hate it. I hate being lazy, it only makes me want to kill myself even more fuck me.
>>36499624
My brethren, I fit all of these points. We should make a club for tired lanky autists with bad posture.
Also have you seen the Spongebob episode where he meets his cousin Stanley? Literally sums up my existence.
>>36499738
On top of all this I'm bald and I look like a mouth breathing retard.
Why does this board act like being tall automatically makes your life easy? My friend is only like 5'8" and he's a borderline Chad.
So I have a small dick, a little above 5". I've know this for awhile and have come to terms with it and finally decided to put myself out there. This was my second date with a girl I met off tinder. First date was really fun, ended in a kiss goodnight. Second date, we ended up at my place.
We started making out. Things were getting a lot hotter as her clothes came off. I was about to go down on her and she stopped me and said "you first" before enthusiastically taking off my pants. She seemed so into it but when the pants came off, everything changed. She just had this sort of dissapointed look on her face. She grabbed it and played with it for a few seconds and just suddenly said "I'm really sorry, I have to go". My heart sank. It was like every worst fear of mine was confirmed. Stupidly, I asked her why. She took a few seconds to respond, I could see her choosing her words carefully before finally saying "we're just not compatible , I'm really sorry."
I don't blame her but damn I just feel so inadequate. Thankfully, we don't have any mutual friends so my she can't tell anyone I know but i still feel so embarrassed. I'm not really sure why I posted this or if anyone can give me any useful advice. I just needed to tell someone
Were you soft when your pants came off?
>>36499659
No, I was fully hard.
>>36499594
>So I have a small dick, a little above 5".
That's not small, it's average. Are you sure you just don't have an ugly dick?
Post'em sad birthday pictures.
>>36499385
There's the birthday boy!
filthy frankpf
Does anyone remember that cake one anon's mum made for him that had a fondant version of him with his laptop on top of it, and they served it to him in public?
>college psychology class described people who are autistic as being "in their own little world" and not caring
Isnt this the same as being self confident? It pretty much means anyone whos not a complete normie is autistic to some degree, and everyone has their fucking quirks, they just learn to hide it
Fucking liberals and their education system, man
>Isnt this the same as being self confident?
Not really, self confidence =/= a lack of self awareness
There's a big difference between being secure in the knowledge that people like you and that what you're doing is good and correct and hence acting uninhibitedly, and being completely oblivious/uncaring to the opinions of anyone around and doing the same
>>36499366
No. Autists don't understand, confident people don't care. There's a very large difference.
I miss someone from my past that I haven't spoken to in over six years. I have this hollow feeling inside that won't go away. He was the person who made me realize I was gay but I had never told them how I felt. I had a very strong friendship connection with this person that I never had before I met them and haven't had since we suddenly stopped talking. I can out them out of my mind for months but they always creep back into my mind. Sometimes I would look at their Facebook but now I think they've deactivated their account. I look at how fast time moves and soon it's another year without them in my life and feel anxious and upset. Alex please get out of my head. What is wrong with me and why can't I just move past this person?
Somebody please tell me how to forget them before I lose my mind over them.
>>36499895
the only thing that helps me stop obssessing over someone is finding someone new to obsess over. it may seem like its impossible but just trust anon ive been there
>>36500063
If I do that won't I be just as miserable over another person?
>go KFC to pick up some tendies for the night
>this little goblin is the one serving your food
>she sees you fumbling your money and calls you a creep and to hurry up because it's almost her lunchbreak
wat do?
>>36499337
Complain to management and get free tendies
>>36499337
she wants a lunch break
give her a dirt nap
>>36499337
Tell her she can swallow my cock if she is so hungry...