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>>38194536
She's dressed because looking good makes you feel good. She's dressing also for men just not you b

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>>38194559
>b
roastie

>>38194536
Having 50% of your chest exposed is anything but comfort

Follow suit.

Here's your chance to lose that virginity, fuck the corpse.

>>38194464
Watch some anime? Masturbate? Shitpost on 4chan? Play some vidya? What do you usually do this time of the day?

because they get more attention no matter what they do from either sex or gender or whatever people call themselves now a days. Chads day in and out naturally get people to listen or pay attention to their actions just long enough each time that they have a natural advantage over anyone else. Normal looking or ugly people just blend together unless they do something totally exceptional. Like this guy is taking photos underwater. Normal people doing that dont get any attention but by some casual observer they probably think hes actually doing something of substance

>>38194302
You could look like that guy in a year if you eat right and lift

>>38194405
Even 100 years of lifting and diet will not give you:
>height
>wide frame
>aesthetic face
>head full of hairs

his muscles are the smaller problem in the road to chadness

>>38194284
Cheer up. Could have been worse, anon. You could've actually gone to high school.

If it's any comfort, neither of us have any friends either. And most of went through high-school and had all the opportunities too.

>>38194324
this
homeschool is better an you dont have to worry about social interaction

>>>adv
suppa duppa original

>>38194462
They're all normies and I want a weird af gf.

shave, get a haircut, shower, brush your teeth and wear some clothes that are not 2 sizes too big and that are not graphic tees on black cotton. Take some flattering pictures of yourself in daylight in a public place and make a nice tinder profile. Everyone uses tinder now, including robots. Do not hit on women in a fucking bookstore, its weird as shit.

>fedoras
>playing xbox

they're all on steam

then he realized it was way more profitable to embrace this audience because the leftwingers who care about online hate are never going to like his shit anyways.

>>>/pol/ is in that direction my dude

what will you be doing during this time anon?

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I HAVE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN MY LIFE
THE SIMPLE ACT OF EXISTING FEELS LIKE A JOB ALREADY

>>38194288
Probably getting drunk and playing video games. I have a ton of shows I need to catch up on too.

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>>38194224
>>>/wsr/
Now delete this thread, you bumped some other valuable thread off with this

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>>38194297
>valuable thread
>/r9k/

>>38194297
There was a second panel with wojak looking through the peep hole

>>38194223
Of course she wants to fuck , or do you think she wants to see your yu gi oh collection

>>38194223
Go with her. Whatever it is, I wager it is more interesting than whatever you're doing right now.

Don't forget to tell us what happens afterwards.

>>38194270
Well I act and sound like I'm gay (not intentionally). Maybe she wants a gay friend?

>>38194298
But every time I've gone out for a social event, I always come home wishing I had not gone.

What did you add to them? I mashed mine for breakfast but still have around 8lbs of them I have to eat in a week.

it doesnt look like you put any oil or salt on them at all

>>38194254
Italian seasoning and garlic powder

any sales job or retail clerk at a boutique hobby store

>>38194206
Glory hole operator
Ideally, one who advertises as being near the airport on Craigslist.

best bet is probably starting as a clerk or cashier then manipulating your way to the highest spot in the store

okay
here is the list

>>38194194
How can you list all of them like just think of all the sluts you make out with drink in the bars

Here's my list:
Your mom

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I'm glad you're enjoying life
Please give some of your happiness to me

>>38194113
This is a good thread op thanks for making it

>have enough food to never die because of starvation
>have a shower so I can be clean and smell good every time I want it
>have access to the internet, therefore i have enough music, enough games and enough movies to never get bored
>can learn any skill that can be learned thanks to online tutorials
>can create stuff so other people will enjoy it
>the only problem is that I can't act like a normal person in social situations

desu it's not that bad.

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i've always had a love for the cock op
don't need to convince me

You can't just become gay, you have start with traps then work your way up, silly.

>>38194085
>swedish gay social networking site
Tell us more about it. Any femboys there?

Black belt at cock sucking

>le I'm not like other gurls

>>38194040
It's a throwback to the early 2000s when girls also used to wear these.
I can't fathom how anyone in their right mind could be nostalgic for the early 2000s.