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>18 years old
>5'10
it's over, isn't it?
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>>38341810
Yes, take that from a 23 yo 5'4" beta male
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>>38341810
>king of the mantlets
literally just lie about your height retard, you will pass as 6"
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>>38341810
There's a chance its not over famalam.
I was like 5'8-5'9 at 17, now i am 20 and i'm 6'. Actually i've kinda grown since last year, when i was 5'11.
There are many guys that stop growing at 16-18, but some others still grow until early 20's.
Also don't do >>38341942 this, unless they are way shorter than you.
At 6' i notice easily who is lying about their height.
5'10-5'11 is not that easily noticeable, though.
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Do you think you could ever fall in love with a girl you know is a guy?
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>"Do you think you could ever fall in a love with a mentally ill faggot?"
ftfy
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>>38341806
You mean a trap?Ya
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I did it. But I got nothing because I am weird. Now I feel stupid suffering cause I can't even speak with "her"
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I am so stupid. I'm always just so stupid
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>>38341801
I'm feeling generous so I'll listen
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>>38341801
Same OP, you're not alone with raging stupidity.
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Me too. I am 110 iq brainlet.
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>met a nice girl
>find out she's half jewish
why does this always happen
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i guess she wouldn't be happy about you being on 4chan either.
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Does she have a feminine penis? If so, I'd say go for it
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>>38341803
why would she have a problem with 4chan
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Do you guys try to pass as normies IRL or have you just given up hope?
I think mental illness is pretty "in" right now, so instead of embarrassing yourself by coming across to strangers as a failed normie, just own the whole "weird faggot that sits on /arcanine/ and puts things in his ass and watches anime" thing
It works unless you're fat and/or unapproachably ugly, then you're just fucked
I'm pretty average looking, and just being honest with people about my robot tendencies but making a sincere attempt at friendliness has helped me become much more outgoing. It's all about shedding that layer of insecerity and just not giving a fuck
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Does this hucow have a name?
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>>38341700
I just tell people I'm gay. Nobody will bother questioning your past relationships or virgin status at that point, and as long as you do okay wiht platonic stuff you'll pass as a normie to them.
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>>38341941
that's pretty fair. being gay is also cool right now
girls love gay guys, and you can always pretend to be "confused" and come out as straight later
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explain your fetish.
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I like chicks
I like dicks
I like chicks with dicks
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>>38341654
it makes my peepee hard and big
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girls are cute
therefore, one can posit that huge girls are huge cute
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>download like 30 movies
>too tired to watch any of them
>all the time
>constantly tired
>keep downloading more stuff
>keep not watching any of it
watching things is too much of a mental investment
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>>38341626
you should buy DVDs
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>>38341670
but that costs money which means I have to actually think about what I want to really watch instead of mindlessly downloading batches of crap
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>>38341703
that'll just mean you HAVE to watch it after putting so much effort into it
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I don't get it guys. I've tried wrestling with the normies, trying to understand where they come from. I realise they are 100% incapable of relating to us. But one thing that really gets my noggin joggin so to speak is when they say this;
>You have to love yourself before you can love others.
Now, they usually say this in addition to
>just b urself
What exactly can it mean? If you loved yourself, why would you ever seek further love? Obviously, if you loved yourself that would be enough. If you didn't love yourself enough for it to be enough, then you would have to love yourself more.
Clarification from robots with any experience if possible appreciated
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>>38341568
i have no idea, but i think what normies mean is that if you love yourself, love for others comes itself. but who cares what normies think right?
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>>38341659
But why are they all in relationships and shit if they already have enough love? That's what I don't get. I guess 21 years of being alone do that
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y'know I've never been in a relationship but I imagine being in one with someone who doesntt love them self is a drag, as it's something that can't be replaced by exterior love from someone else. IMO being yourself means just that, and if you can find someone who loves that then you've struck gold. Easier said than done, I know.
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Why do I hate my normie sister?
>be me
>pretty weird girl
>my sister is perfect. She wears makeup,skinny and has a bunch of friends
>she's dumb and can hardly read but she has life handed on a silver platter and does not know struggles
>chad broke up with her and I am quite happy about it and it gives me satisfaction
Is it bad to feel this way?
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>>38341557
Nope it's normal.
I hated my sister until we turned 18 and moved out, now we're friendly towards eachother but live in opposite ends of the country.
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I don't think it's that unusual.
The only happiness in my life comes from enjoying the misfortune of others.
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>>38341557
You can wear makeup and lose weight too Dumbo
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So /r9k/ me and my wife both white, but were unable to have children due to medical reasons. We have been given the offer to adopt an infant..... but the catch is its a black child. Do I do it and try to teach the child to be a productive member of society or should I just let the child be put in the system,.....
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>>38341547
tell him he's white and colorblind
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>>38341547
>raising a black kid
>that isn't even your wife's
Some next level cuckoldry. Maybe buy it, and then get into a """car accident""" and dispose of it
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>>38341547
If you're considering this deeply then you wouldn't be fit to raise the child. What would the child think if he/she one day saw the thread his/her adoptive father made about them? Go to a Siberian orphanage and get a tundra baby before you churn out some self-hating uncle ruckus knockoff.
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Would any fembot date me?
>20
>5'9''
>122 lbs, virtually no body fat but some definition
>portuguese,english,celtic mix
>Likes vidya, drawing, writing short stories, and just about anything academia
>ADHD inattentive and hyperactive type
>pretty devout catholic
>Studying combined honours physics and math
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>>38341533
There is no such thing as fembot and nobody wants a skeleton sorry
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>>38341533
Vai tomar no cu fila da puta
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>>38341533
>>pretty devout catholic
you got my attention, dude
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>Sitting in reception
>A woman in hijab walks in
>She is crying
>She is audibly upset
"I send money to you, I do wrong"
>Kek
"I meant to put in bank"
>Tears are flowing down her cheeks
>Asks her to wait so I can call someone who can help her
>She sits in the waiting room
>She is loudly sobbing in the corner
>Mfw I work in a hotel
>Mfw she deposited 4600 euro to a hotel
>Mfw a muslim woman sent a hotel 4600 euro trying to depsit it in her bank account
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>>38341528
Jesus that's a lot of money
Fuck like
Easily 3-4b Runescape gp
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>>38341528
Don't help her anon. That money would have went to Jihadis.
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Non western people really can't fit in.
Holy shit I've seen them be retarded before.
>My dad.
>brother got sent to prison.
>Dad sometimes has that 1950's fresh off the boat mentality.
>Dad thinks emails are magic.
>At first my dad was happy he was in prison.
>Then he got beta pussy.
>He told me.
>U sendo emaru to intonettto mayor.
>He wants me to internet message mayor of the city to release my brother from prison.
>He can't pronounce e-mail.
>Western law confuses him despite him coming from a country of westernized law post WWII.
>I tried to explain that my brother deserves to be in prison for stealing a women's wedding ring and being a heroin addicted nigger.
>He won't hear it.
>This goes back and forth for a ridiculous amount of time.
>He asks what happens in prison.
>I tell him he is learning the way of the zulu people.
>He is intrigued.
>I tell him that he is a the closest thing to a women there and many men will make him their bride.
>I break down into tears laughing.
My dad honestly believed it for a moment then I explained that black people rape non masculine men in US prisons. He was so mad but, I got the giggles so hard I no longer take him seriously.
what do i do with my hair?
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>>38341496
I have the same type of hair. Close crop at the back and sides. Keep it close to the same length on top. Blow dry. Tiny bit of pomade. Comb it in a side parting then ruffle it a bit.
Don't be afraid to pay up to get it done properly. Cheap haircuts look like shit if you have that type of hair, trust me.
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>>38341527
>tfw always wanted medium to long hair but it will never happen because it just turns into a fluff ball
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>>38341496
Buzz cut family
What are you listening to, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L8AiyxPRug
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPvuNsRccVw&ab_channel=BrunoMars
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>>38341492
Such a catchy song, the normieness turned me off from it until recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9gzatbZcQI
Funky tune that Kanye sampled in one of his songs. As always, the original is always better. The harmony in the hook is what gets me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdQeodxYJ1U
Last thing I listened to.
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Why can't men control themselves? Why is it so hard not to turn into savage beasts when it comes to sex?
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>>38341409
Men can't stop raping anymore than women can stop lying.
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I swear to god if you guys fall for ops bait
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Why can't women control themselves? Why is it so hard not to turn into sappy romantics when it comes to relationships?