Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4149. page

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>when you realize everyone around you in school was going to parties and having sex
>have literally never been to a single party, never had sex

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Thoughts on the daddies of psychotherapy?? Nietzsche, Jung, Freud etc.

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How to be normal and talk to people?

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ITT: Things that turn you off

For some reason, my boner gets killed if the girl has painted nails. Also tattoos and piercings. I like things natural.

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>tfw a manlet tries to hit on you in public

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>Sorry, Anon. But this just doesn't seem like a credible enough case to get the police involved. But, maybe, if you went into more detail on how that homeless man fondled your penis, then I can help you out personally.

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Must we share everything with Chad?

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why arent women supposed to have good personalities

every one i ever tried(and succedded) to have sex with is basically the mentality of a kid who hates fart jokes but loves to cuss whenever they can

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I know most robots say that women can't be robots, but I feel as though I'm just stuck.
I can't get a boyfriend, and even if I could, I couldn't maintain a relationship with all my obsessive behavior. I constantly feel fat, and go for weeks eating very little, or binge constantly and hurt myself for it.
Why can't women be robots? I know you think the idea of r9k is for lonely guys who can't have relationships, but it's just... frustrating.
I have okay looks, but I can't get anybody to date me because of my horrid personality.

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> sitting in the kitchen of my dorm
> this piece of shit "friend" of mine comes in
> he's actually a normie but whenever he's near me he tends to emulate my tired-of-life attitude because he thinks it's funny
> this annoys me to no end but he's a good guy, and he's poor so I feel kinda sorry for him
> anyway, he looks really miserable
> ask him what's up
> "I'm just so exhausted man"
> ask him what happened since it's only 12AM
> with a face like he just saw his mother die he tells me "I just had sex for like half an hour, I feel like I'm not even a person anymore"
> he knows I'm khv so he knows this sounds to me
> can't contain my anger, tell him to fuck off
> he seems genuinely surprised I'm mad, asks if I want to talk
> tell him I honestly don't care about anything he ever has to say, now, in the past, or in the future
> he is at a loss for words and returns to his room

This loser is the most misogynist fucker I've ever met, spouting shit like "women are dumb, uncreative and all the same" practically daily, is mentally unstable, has frequent anger issues, is bipolar, poor, and not highly educated. Only thing he has going for him is his physique. I hate pulling the "nice guys finish last" card but this is getting fucking ridiculous.

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Hey guys I'm 20 today just wanna say thanks for all the post you've brought me over the years.

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>this world consists out of women and man
>you should not be ashamed of showing intrest in women

fuckin naruto hit me good

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>tfw talked to my dad today for the first time in 6 months(even though we live in the same place)
>he asked me about a job I have(odd job, around 10 hours a week)
>told him I'm probably gonna quit it cause it's too hard(it's the worst job ever, extremely physically demanding, even the guys who've been there for a long time complain about it)
>he doesn't like that and starts talking about how it's good to work tough jobs, how I'll never achieve anything if I don't work hard(he's cocky cause he just recently got a job after 4-5 years of unemployment)
>tell him I'm not gonna work shitty jobs cause I can get a better job in 1-2 months
>tells me I should start paying the bills and that I live of off him(I pay some bills and he's just recently started paying at all)
>get pissed and remind him how he used to steal my scholarship and spent it on himself)
>he gets pissed and calls me a lazy good for nothing faggot(he tells me he knows I watch gay porn)
>I don't even get angry at that point, I'm so bored of his shitty personality, tell him in a calm voice that he's never said or done anything nice or positive in his life, that he can only shit on other people, that's all he knows
>he gets even more pissed, more insults
>tell him to get back to his mommy and the rest of his disgusting family(his mom supported him for a really long time, he lived with her untill 30)
>tell him that he and his family are worthless scum and that nothing good ever comes from them
>leave
honestly I don't even really care, I'm gonna move out soon anyway but it's kinda depressing knowing that your dad is such a worthless piece of shit...
>

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How much do you typically tip the pizza boy? Me? A dollar. That's right. When I order from dominos the delivery guy is very whacky and over the top, so I will nervously give him 2, 3, even 4 bucks sometimes. But everywhere else I give a dollar. Will they spit in my food?

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Hi boys do you like my uniform?