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Is this normie/chad funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lpabvnb8bi4
Normally i hate this shit and people like it, but he makes me genuinely laugh for some reason. Its so raw and real just adorable.
Also
>that thiccccc asian gf
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>>34918876
no. he is not funny
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>>34918876
He's mixed so he has a diverse, albeit random, sense of humor. You just think he's funnier than he actually is because of the charm of all the people in his videos plus the appeal to instant gratification that most internet users have.
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>>34918876
>Shut your face!
he pinches his face with his hand, heh
Any /insomnia/ boros out there? How do you ever fall asleep? I just open the window to get cooled off and think about personal stuff till 4am
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So it sounds like you actually sleep but you don't sleep alot. Maybe you're just depressed. In any case, you aren't an insomniac.
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benedryl and/or seroquel
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>>34918859
>thinking someone with insomnia """""""""never""""""""" sleeps
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Do all girls poop or just the ugly ones?
Can you look at a girl and tell if she shits, with accuracy?
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Dunno, but it raises this question: say a chick has a colostomy bag, would that mean if you had anal sex with her you wouldn't get poop on your dick? Since the shit hasn't travelled that far down I'd assume it wouldn't.
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It's hard to believe all girls poop, but they do, I think.
The food has to go somewhere.
I have a sister who's probably attractive since she's had 20+ boyfriends. Her shit smells like death.
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I saw a girl with a face like that yesterday. I felt bad for her.
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ok so I have reached the point where I have absolutely zero friends
What THE fuck did I do wrong
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>>34918781
You tried.
People hate it when you try.
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became a redpilled adult desu
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>posts on r9k
>on r9k
>r9k
there you go. Enjoy the ride. It's a lonely sad one
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Spit some bars whitey
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>>34918751
You're two gay niggers, guess your rap group should be called the grave-diggers, Iced out.. Looking like a chanedlier in jizz,
just two gay niggers doing the biz
If dis was Africa I'd be snatchin ya
Butthole and making it beat red.. Monkey see Monkey do.. Ignore ya wife and cum all over this dude.
Drops cock err I mean mic
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>>34918751
When they see me up in traffic they say
Anon on some other shit
Send them pussy niggas running straight back to the dealership
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Comfy with my neet
Go to sleep til whenever
Wake up and feel empty
Post on robo with my brothers
Flirt with Fembots on the chan cause ingot a bit of game
And they know I'm neet rich, means I got a little change, haha! Chyeaa
How do I pull a moot and leave this worthless shithole for greener pastures?
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>>34918580
This is how you fucking retard weeaboo piece of trash, you should commit sewer slide.
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>>34918580
Actually, preferably this is the method you should use. Everyone in the world would prefer it, probably including you.
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>>34918657
you're so mad. are shaking right now? drinking bleach will fix that.
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>For some reason, Jacob absolutely loves feet. It may actually extend beyond love... I'd dare to say he's quite obsessed with them. I would always wear flip flops to work, and as soon as I would walk in the door to the camp room, his eyes would immediately lock onto my feet. He wasted no time in running over, grabbing my hand, and telling me to "sit back, please". I always had the easiest job of all the camp staff. I could just lay on my stomach for hours while Jacob sat on my legs and played with my feet.
>Somewhat strange, I know. But behaviors and obsessions like Jacob's are very common to children with autism spectrum disorders. They offer the children a form of enjoyment and often a way of coping with stress and discomfort in their lives. In some instances, these kind of behaviors are encouraged because they serve as not only a coping mechanism for the individual but also as a reward. However, they are not always encouraged because certain behaviors may be acceptable at a young age but are not socially acceptable as an adolescent or adult.
>In Jacob's case, his obsession with feet seems adorable to everyone he encounters. We actually encourage this behavior as staff because it keeps him occupied and draws his focus away from causing trouble or disrupting the other campers. However, this is probably not the best way to handle the situation. If we continue to encourage this behavior as he grows older, he will not understand that it is not acceptable in all situations and it will be extremely difficult for him to move away from those behaviors as he enters into adolescence. Ideally, we would need to find another activity that could hold his attention and entertain him that would be acceptable to continue or build upon as he grows up... I suppose I'm willing to sacrifice my foot masseuse in order to do so.
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god i wish that were me (the boy)
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okay then....
plz kill yourself.
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Going to be shilling in exchange for bumping this train wreck of a thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29VcmGP9mBk
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I'm 22 and look 17, girls don't like that on any dating app HECK I even tried homo apps and it's the same being accused of underage shit
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get a 17 year old GF? There are literally no downsides.
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>>34918563
Hey I uh never actually thought of this......maybe you're right anon.
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>>34918563
>There are literally no downsides.
Besides jail time and a lifetime registration on the sex offender database once she finds out you're a legal adult (if you're in a state or country where 18 is the age of consent).
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Any other normies who come here to laugh at the scum of the internet?
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>>34918491
HEY NORMIE WAGE KEK BUY ME A HUSKY
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>>34918491
I do, but I often end up helping someone
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>>34918513
ILL KILL YOU YOU STUPID DOG OBSESSED MORON
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Is wanting a gf ideology, /r9k/?
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>an ideology
if that's what you meant, then yes. We subscribe to western ideals the moment we become an apparent social being; self-awareness not necessitating that process. Not a choice that maybe religion is. It's embedded in us to seek companionship to foster happiness. For people that are incapable or won't, they are flawed and will become darwined or will off themselves because of self-loathing. Get ready to die, anon.
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>>34918354
No, it's just nature. Every single one of your ancestors for the past billion years had a gf. It's the status quo. It's equilibrium. It's normal.
NOT having a gf is an ideology.
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wanting a gf is lame, bro
be independent, don't depend on pussy
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What is your most autistic kink/fetish?
I like sweater dresses. I want all attractive women to wear sweater dresses. I try to buy every girl I know sweater dresses.
If I'm flirting with a girl and it comes up that she hates sweater dresses I lose all interest in her.
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I agree wholeheartedly. My ideal waifu would exclusively wear sweater dresses.
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>>34918351
>straightfags WILL defend this
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>>34918351
I still can't believe Thad would cheat on his waifu by fapping to 3DPD. I hope hes getting ass raped in prison right now.
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>want to talk to my steam friend but don't know what to talk about
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>steam friend
that's how you trigger the autosage
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>>34918250
'Do you gooch press or not'
'Would you date the female equivalent of yourself'
'Tell me about your favourite music'
'Did you know that horses cannot puke'
'Do you want to play a fucking game instead'
Here you go, all the conversation starters you'll ever need.
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>>34918250
What's your steam so we can talk though
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The vagina and urethra are different holes? No one told me until now.
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>>34918181
Urethra= penis hole
vagnia=insert dick into
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Yep, the urethra is a lot like yours, a little pinprick in the slit between the vaginal entrance and the clitoral head.
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>>34918209
I thought it poured out from the vagina
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Hey where's that other fag that's quitting smoking. 2017-02-16 09:26:52 Post No.34918154
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Hey where's that other fag that's quitting smoking.
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He posted last night. I've gone 24 hours without a cig and feel like slipping I need some motivation. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ANYONE!!!!!
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Hey man good shit that you're stopping.
I only smoked for 2 years and know how hard it is. Keep reminding yourself that you only have to withstand it for a week and this shit will be out of your life forever!
Keep it up little guy
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>>34918154
Sometimes you need to replace one vice with another. Have you considered to begin using smokeless tobacco?
You can also eat a lot of chocolate and snacks when the urges are very strong.
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>>34918205
Thanks my nigga but I've got the cravings bad right now. I'm tempted to go across the street and pick up a pack!
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Ay fucken gringo, we're gonna blast some mayates* ala verga homes. you wanna come with us vato loco?
*TL note: mayates means niggers
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>>34917997
those eses should take an AncestryDNA test, they look heavily mixed with black. they're pardos
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>>34917997
Tenes que regresar, Paco.
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I hate being hispanic, I wish I was white. My people, my language, and culture are embarrassing.