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invite invalid
have a nice talk fellas
you probably banned me haha

>it's the retard that runs discord server can't make an invite for more than 30 minutes episode again

KALSJDSAAKLDLKJ2

>>35805173
yea pretty freakin much

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>>35805173
>Do you just spend the rest of your life wandering with a broken and unfulfilled destiny?
Yep

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>happens if you miss your opportunity for
>miss your opportunity
>opportunity

>>35805127
>Mad Eurocuck

kek, it never gets old.

>>35805127
>European union flag
>not including Austria somewhere
mostly european discord for eurobots
https://discord.gg/xawKzZn

>>35805145
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/England

Greentsext pls
also post puss

>succubus eats her first meal and posts about it on /r9k/

>>35805088
Ahhh sissy

>>35805058

Tfw can't drink at 18 in the united states of Cuck-merica

Anyway, I doubt that i'll ever get invited to a females birthday party anyway.

>>35805058

Yes. Last night i reluctantly went to my coworkers party. I made out with an 18 year old like 8 times, then after she was passed out i puked all over the bathroom and myself. I couldn't stand the smell so i removed my jacket from her while she was asleep and walked home. Fuck i feel terrible now (still drunk)

>>35805058
No, it turns me into an asshole who doesn't give a fuck.

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>>35804967
I've made several lewd friends from /r9k/, it's been great!

>>35804967
I made a friend irl from /r9k/. The guy is a riot and we could probably talk for hours. He's a bit strange but I am too.

>>35805408
how'd you initiate the friendship?

>>35804920
what the fuck is this a video of?

>>35804920
Damn i haven't seen this shit in years i think.
I still don't know the story.

>>35804920
Did he go to a Native American barber?

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Just be glad you're not 200+ brainlet

Tfw when 120 brainlet

>>35804892

>having 165 iq
>still can't understand basic social skills

Lmao, fuck off brainlet.

Kill yourself COON
Fucking niggers you aren't robots

prove that you're black instead of just a false flag race baiter

>>35804845
>Nigger psy-ops

They're learning how to manipulate

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>>35804723
>being THIS insecure
No wonder your a virgin.

>>35804806
if they weren't using that much makeup on the regular their skin would not be so bad in the first place

>>35804806
Do many women have cystic acne or do I just see these all the time because they're the most extreme? How common is this?

>>35804717
I know the feeling, OP. I'm from Ottawa and make a few matches a week, but I went to Toronto for a few days once and made the equivalent of what I would in like 3 months of Ottawa tinder.

>>35804717
>>35804911
They track where you live, rank your attractiveness and do a lot of scummy big data things to keep you on the app. When you're in a new place or you pay for Tinder plus the first time they show your picture a lot more often and to more attractive people. If you had stayed out there for a month it would become exactly like at home

>tfw more than a month without a single match

>>35804674

Happens to all of us occasionally.

You just gotta try do it slowly. Pay attention to the piss level in the bottle. If it's full you gotta stop and either hope you let out enough piss and go back to what you were doing. Go to the bathroom. Or find another bottle or piss out the window.

Do any femanons use pee bottles? Asking for a friend...

I have never had this adequately explained.

Why not just go to the toilet?

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Umberto D.
Il Posto

Beau Travail
Dog Day Afternoon

>>35804670
do you want to hear how my sex was last night with my wife?

>>35804681
I do.

I didn't have sex with my wifey last night which really frustrated me because usually we have lots of sex.

She promised in the morning she'd let me do anal too....oh well, she's about to get up and I'm going to plow that ass anyhow with a little bit of anger

>>35804681

Kys

Or1g

>>35804621
Eat them Lad.

>>35804628
Or sit on them

Work out, until you get fit and jacked as fuck, then fucking beat them up, then realise that you became one of the slim folks you so hated in the first place.

"The one who hunts monsters must be careful not to become a monster himself. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you." -Nietzsche