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>be me
>senior highschool student
>school decided to put us on football field because "school birthday"
>dont have any sport outfit
>decides to wear random t-shirt
>meanwhile on school
>"damn anon, you got some gains"
>what.gif
>more student arrive to see me
>eventually attract chad attention
>chad touch my chest and stomach
>"anon, you must been on a gym right?"
>nope.avi
>dont lie to me, anon. how did you get so muscular?
>attract teacher attention
>"anon, what kind of fitness did you do?"
>ffw to end of day
>head to a lemonade vendor
>heard a vendor guard say "that boy got some nice body, he's perfect for the military"
>run to my house faster than ever

what is happening? did they tell the truth or lie to see my reaction?

pic related, its my body
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>>37100554
------> /fit
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>>37100554
they didn't lie, you're pretty decently built. quite a bit of bodyfat, but you look strong
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>>37100554
You are fat not muscular, Guess America standards for being fat is so low they see anyone as muscular.

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I'm about to get into my first school fight, What's a good song to listen to before it goes down?

The bullies name is actually chad. Give me the power to win /r9k/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIzI6PY9Tc
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>>37100404
This girl's nipples stank from the screen. Smells like raw flesh, cat piss and sour milk
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>>37100404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

i got you my man. this song will guarantee you a 100% win rate

>in the economy twenty years ago, people owned homes as young as 23
>in today's economy, you'll probably work until you're 80
>more and more people entering the workforce, making sure that wages are eternally low
How the FUCK do you even justify working in 2017? It's textbook wage slavery. How can anyone lower themselves to be such a cuck?
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>>37100397
Not if you make 100k a year
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>>37100405
I too larp on the internet
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>>37100397
It's because of muh capitalism

It's getting stronger and stronger.

They want you in more debt and lower wage.

It's just to keep us in our boxes.

It's so obvious as well. There is nothing anymore in terms of proper help to have your own home

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>wake up
>still 5'7
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>wake up
>the girl disappears
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>>37100207
I experience this every day OP.

>tfw malnourished as a kid because ADHD medicine killed my apetite and stunted my growth
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>>37100207
I'm 5'7 too! HIGH-five, OP!

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why the fuck are you awake at 5:20am?
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>>37100185
Because it's 11:22 am
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>>37100185
>everyone is from americlapistan

americlaps everyone
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I can't sleep on time ever since my last gf dumped me. The ridicous sleep schedule makes my mood even more fucked which makes sleep even further elusive. I hate myself and my life, anon.

All it took was a haircut. I need to fix my height but most girls outside of the internet don't even care about that stuff, only LARPing fags here make that a big deal.
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Congrats my man, don't forget us robots when youre pumping and dumping stacies
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>>37100134

Can you faggots stop posting your photos please?

summer sure is rampant tonight.
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>>37100134
So...How tall are you?

origami comment

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Is the thigh gap thing real or its just MGTOW shitheads skewing the perspective of an ideal female mate?
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>>37100096
>tfw normies are keeping MGTOW alive through sheer hate

tell me more about how terrible those devil-worshiping metal fiends are, Sister Rachael of Harvard
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>>37100096
>Is the thigh gap thing real or its just MGTOW shitheads skewing the perspective of an ideal female mate?

thigh gap is almost exclusively a social status thing among women

99% of men don't give a shit whether or not you have a thigh gap, they don't even notice it, if you have nice legs then you have nice legs period

it's just another thing women use to rip on other women and act like they have higher standing in the pecking order
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>>37100096

I'd fuck any woman I can provided she is not fat or severely deformed. And nothing against those types of women, I just have standards too.

I also don't agree with the THICC meme or whatever is being pushed now. If I had a chance to fuck a woman with small tits and small hips, I would, I have no reason to turn that down.

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>rich parents
>I can hold a conversation
>people usually don't think there's anything wrong with me other than having a short attention span
>can't really relate to people
>kissless handheldless virgin
>starting second year of college while never once getting a gf
>19 year old with a shota face/body
>girls have told me that I'm cute
>too fucking shy and pathetic to make a move

So close to being successful
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>>37100063
>shota face/body
This is whats holding you back, you are just small and scrawny not a fucking anime character
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you can't be fucking seriousq
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>>37100063
Just keep going, even though you drop spaghetti over spaghetti, you will eventually get the hang of it. Or so I've heard.

>be 35 y/o neet hkv robot incel wizard
>r9k filled with females and males with gfs
>fewer and fewer hkv threads
>tfw normies have finally conquered r9k

It's over robots. Time to pack up and flee to Wiz chan.
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22 KV NEET reporting in. The only thing that separates us is age.
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>>37099935
Sorry m8. Hate to tell you this but r9k was not the virgin board. You are the invaders. We're just taking it back.
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>>37099998
>Hate to tell you this but r9k was not the virgin board. You are the invaders. We're just taking it back.
This.

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Do you really hate women?

Is it justified exerting so much disdain for an entire gender, just because..?
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>>37099813
Damn good movie honestly. Made me kek.
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It's less hatred and more frustration.
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What a retarded question. I hate everybody.

Hey /r9k/, have you ever actually cuckolded someone? What was it like?

pic unrelated.
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When I was 15 years old, my best Chad friend made out with my first love right in front of me. He knew how I felt.

He know has one night stands every weekend and goes to a prestiges university on a scholarship while I haven't kissed a girl and dropped out of community college.
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>>37099847
Shit anon, that's rough. What's kept you from other girls? There's plenty of fish in the sea.
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>>37099754
closest thing i got was making fucc to a girl who moved near me for another guy.

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I was condemned to the body of a 10 year old.

I don't have facial hair, but I have managed to grow some in the ugly places (armpits and groin, nowhere else).

I'm 18. What kind of woman would fuck a boy that looks like a child?

The worst part is that my face is too masculine to become a trap. FUCK MY LIFE.
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>>37099741
perfect body to go trap mode. sadly that wouldn't really mean shit without a passable face
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>>37099766
Exactly. This is torture
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If your father and grandfathers aren't hairy you're fucked but if they are just wait and you'll start getting more hairy as you settle into your 20s. I didn't have a lot of chest hair or arm/leg hair also no back hair whatsoever until I turned 21.

Literally copying the fembot thread

Describe yourselves so we can rate and fantasize. Be as descriptive as possible.

>Eye Color
>Hair Color
>Hairstyle
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Race/Ethnicity
>Skintone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Arms
>Abs
>Body hair
>Dick
>Height
>Country
>Age
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>Your kinks/fetishes
>What you'd do for your gf if you'd want to spoil them
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>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
Between blond and brown
>Hairstyle
growing it out, usually have a hat on
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I don't think they are great but everyone says i'm a good 7-7.5 with good jawline
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
narcoleptic vampire pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender as fug, but i'm gaining weight because wanna be stronk
>Arms
average
>Abs
fit, but not ripped
>Body hair
hairy legs but not much else
>Dick
6.5-7"
>Height
5'8" manlet supreme
>Country
Burger
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
slightly deeper than average?
>Attractive personality qualities
funny
assertive like 85% of the time
intelligent
easy to get along with
easy to talk to
>Your kinks/fetishes
ehh idk really, mostly vanilla things
>What you'd do for your gf if you'd want to spoil them
picnics
lots of affection
fun things i guess
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>Eye Color
Hazel
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Clean cut, and to the side
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
7-8
>Race/Ethnicity
Persian
>Skintone
Tan-ish
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny-average
>Arms
Hairy
>Abs
I used to have nice abs but I stopped working out
>Body hair
I try to keep it groomed at my stomach region, as I think stomach hair is gross. I like chest hair though
>Dick
6 inches
>Height
6'2
>Country
USA
>Age
21
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I have a very deep voice and people usually assume that I might be extremely big or fat. I've been told I sound like some gaming YouTuber with a deep voice.
>Attractive personality qualities
Women seem to like my sarcasm/humor if that means anything
>Your kinks/fetishes
Femdom, toys, traps, socks, light bondage
>What you'd do for your gf if you'd want to spoil them
Affection..?

I have no plans on dating. Feels good playing video games and getting drunk with no normies bothering me.
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that's too much shit to answer. I didn't come here for a fucking exam

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>love is the cure for the robot condition

And i mean genuene boy and girl love, where its apparent you both have strong feelings for each other.
Here's my reasoning:
>you have someone in your life who loves you
>makes you feel youre not that bad
>they make you want to be a better person
>you have someone to love and be intimate with
>sex, cuddling, kissing and all the good feelings they bring
>happier in general, and people will notice that
>gives you something to do with your time
>shows you how happy life can actually be

falling in love turned my whole life around and i went from a lifeless, friendless, skinny, unhygenic neet to a fit, chad looking, college student that goes out 3-4 times a week and smells nice.
And ive never been happier. Nothing about my personality changed, i just have a more positive mindset and my confidence skyrocketed. And it feels good man.
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>>37099611
Nah, you just click the box that says I'm not a robot. Dunno what you are going on about though. Wait until one of you gets tired of the other and can't cope with each others BS. Then it'll suck again.
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>>37099611
w-why not boy and boy love anon?
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>>37099611
but the problem is that most of the times you need to stop being a robot to find love

>go to /soc/
>Get rated 8/10
>Nogf
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>>37099514
>the despair and hopelessness in your eyes

i don't know what it could be have you tried playing sports and increasing your social circle
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>>37099514
>>Get rated 8/10
But you're a 3.5/10 though
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ayyy I recognise you, you got a haircut and shaved ! Noice !


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