how do i stop shaking when i see that special girl at work?
Stop idealizing her. Stop putting her on a pedestal. You don't know what she'd really be like in a relationship. You should never date anyone from work. Train your mind to stop associating her with that "special" factor. Also do people notice you shaking? Is it subtle? Is it creepy?
Like what >>38375679 said, don't idolize her like shes some omnipotent goddess, also if you act all autistic and shake like that in front of her or your coworkers they can tell you have a thing for her which will make your job alot more awkward if she picks up on it, just focus on what you need to accomplish on during the workday, he'll even jerk off before you go to work you'll probably get back to center
how do you respond to bad embarrassing memories, /r9k/?
do you yelp like a puppy?
What's your go-to sadpanda search term/s?
YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
"Don't worry that I've slept with 40 men before you! It just means I love you more than 40 other guys!"
How do you respond?
any robots here learning a language? How is it going?
>If a person shows a type of behavior toward small things it's very likely they'll show similar behavior in similar situations towards much bigger things as well
This is something a lot of /r9k/ agrees upon, do you personally believe it?
>That Chad in high school who was actually nice to you.
>that chad who told you he wanted the nazis to win
I was socially retarded in high school but since becoming a Chad I make sure to be extra nice to all the losers that remind me of myself back in high school.
Recently saw a group of feral Chad's making fun of these 2 autists at a bar who were obviously making an attempt to break out of their shell and socialize. Told my gf to walk over there and pretend like she was interested in them. It was pretty cool and gave them a huge confidence boost
Who /diagnosed/ here? What did you get diagnosed with?
Migranes and cluster headaches (although I think they are either very mild or misdiagnosed).
I probably spend way too much money on Excedrin, because I take 2 a day if I have to go anywhere. Pretty much anything triggers my migraines, but especially bright lights and strong smells.
What's your biggest achievement?
Getting in bed naked with a girl, sadly no sex, pretty much everything but vaginal penetration.
Being able to come off as normie for the most part
Being considered attractive
Nothing super good, but I feel pretty achieved
Who is your ASMR-waifu?
>tfw get great tingles from watching female ASMRtists and don't get annoying boners
I don't know what's wrong with her mic but her mouth sounds are LOUD AF compared to other asmr youtubers. I'm pretty sure it's not the quality of her equipment since the others i'm comparing her with have top tier equipment too
Describe yourself using the 'DUDE X LMAO' shitpost format
>DUDE LIFT WEIGHTS AND LISTEN TO VAPORWAVE HIGH LMAO
DUDE CODE GAMES AND NEVER FINISH ANYTHING LMAO
Sigh sigh sigh
I've been out jogging for 2 weeks now
and i'm still exhausted after only 20 mins
what am I doing wrong
mfw skipped by qt.315's on omegle
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Continue to exist.
Time passes, pain comes and goes.
Nothing lasts forever.
You don't need to be happy,
Because low level misery for a few more years is better than becoming so distressed by trying to change things that I destroy myself.