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female:masturbation yuri incest

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male:tomgirl english

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>>38375627
language:english$ male:crossdressing$

That dude is only 4'9 lol

NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF!!1!

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>drumpfkin nazis on my board

Make her feel shame by explaining precisely why she is disgusting, and move on

>>38375533
She will say the exact same thing to the next guy, but 41 instead

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>>38375533
>posting Sadie with this garbage

get out

>>38375531
learning python atm

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Pretty well my boi desu

Learned Japanese because I had nothing else to do. Glad I did.

>>38375377
>This is something a lot of /r9k/ agrees upon

>actually making claims about the opinions of users on an anonymous board!

Literally what does that even mean

I do, but stop posting obese women as ops. It's disgusting.

>>38375357
Most chads in my school are actually chill.

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>that chad who told you he wanted the nazis to win

I was socially retarded in high school but since becoming a Chad I make sure to be extra nice to all the losers that remind me of myself back in high school.

Recently saw a group of feral Chad's making fun of these 2 autists at a bar who were obviously making an attempt to break out of their shell and socialize. Told my gf to walk over there and pretend like she was interested in them. It was pretty cool and gave them a huge confidence boost

>>38375341
Migranes and cluster headaches (although I think they are either very mild or misdiagnosed).

I probably spend way too much money on Excedrin, because I take 2 a day if I have to go anywhere. Pretty much anything triggers my migraines, but especially bright lights and strong smells.

Asperger's Syndrome, it sucks bevaus epeople either think you're a super-genius or a complete retard.

>>38375341
Migraine
Pervasive Developmental Disorder - Not Otherwise Specified
Lactose intolerance
Scheuermann's disease

I think there's more beneath the surface but
>tfw ywn get diagnosed

>>38375332
Beating metroid prime

Beating super metroid under 1 hour

Getting in bed naked with a girl, sadly no sex, pretty much everything but vaginal penetration.

Being able to come off as normie for the most part

Being considered attractive

Nothing super good, but I feel pretty achieved

PPOMO. I can only really watch Asian ASMRtists, except for a select few white ones like Maria and brightgrey. It's just more comfy.

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>>38375331
>tfw gay
>tfw get great tingles from watching female ASMRtists and don't get annoying boners

>>38375429
I don't know what's wrong with her mic but her mouth sounds are LOUD AF compared to other asmr youtubers. I'm pretty sure it's not the quality of her equipment since the others i'm comparing her with have top tier equipment too

DUDE WEED AND MASTURBATE 10 TIMES A DAY LMAO

DUDE SHITPOSTING LMAO

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>>38375313
DUDE CODE GAMES AND NEVER FINISH ANYTHING LMAO

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op you are insecure cunt, that wants to be validated

>>38375303
Secret is inclines, go find some hills.

>>38375303
No one knows or cares what you're alluding to.

Go validate you incredibly fragile emotional insecurities on the designated board for vapid children like you, you fucking cretin

>>38375276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AVi6JBUuA

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You don't need to be happy,
or satisfied.
Just wait.

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>>38375316
Why?
Because low level misery for a few more years is better than becoming so distressed by trying to change things that I destroy myself.

Do people with foot fetishes ever like fat feet or ugly feet? This is important, please answer. My sex life depends on it.

>>38375229
Fat feet are fucking disgusting.
And feet aren't really ugly unless you don't take care of your toenails.

>>38375229
No. Fat and/or ugly feet can ruin an otherwise attractive girl.

>>38375150
stop eating kale bro

>shave head
>grow beard
job done

>>38375638
If you want to look like a human turd

i realised i don't deserve the easy way out

bump for major interest

do what
maybe all you have to do is surrender and it will
do you