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>>39503522

There's no reset button for life, anon...

>>39503522
God this. I just wanna re do my childhood and just go back to appreciate the comfyness that I've never had since.

>>39503522
>2006
>the fat friend in school
>still had actual friends and girls talking to me
>dropped out of school for video games and my new friend depression
>could've just taken the antidepressants, lost weight, and been a norman

>>39503515
I've been thinking of trying this as well. How did you end up meeting someone to suck off? Was it hot? Would you do it again?

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>>39503549
Well i met up with a daily erp partner ive been talking to for a few months. He came overseas to meet me so it was pretty forced. From what ive experienced, blowjobs are work, hard work. Maybe i tried too hard but my neck is killing me for going for 30min straight. Its oddly fun though, i plan on doing it alot now i think

>>39503619
30 minutes is a long time to blow someone anon. Why didn't you let him fuck you?

>>39503476
usually online friends are too shy. don't bother with online friends if you want to be happy.

>>39503859
this

i never intitiate, which might be why i don't have friends

I'm feeling so shit and lonely now and i have nobody to talk to
i could count on my fingers the ammount of times people messaged me because they wanted to in the last years

orgasm on LSD is so strong its kind of painful. The height of the orgasm lasts a lot longer and starts before you actually cum. Maybe thats just me, I haven't asked anyone else about it.

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>>39504399
i like the build up and feel your foreskin stretch back and forth it feels so good and question why god or biology made us feel pressure on our private area

>>39504439
I wish I could fuck high on acid so I wouldn't have to deal with the confusion and terror that comes after the orgasm.

>>39503323
I got banned for using my trip on /a/ once because some clueless newfag mod thought it was a banned public trip. Fucking retards, I swear.

>>39503552
You got banned not for breaking the rules, but for being a faggot.

i got banned for racism from /mu/ for saying that blues music was heavily inspired by irish folk

and one janitor on /fa/ was banning everyone who said racist shit for like 2 months at a time by saying it was "ban evasion". he thought it was 1 person on /fa/ saying all the racist shit

well done anon l'm proud of you

>internship people ask me to join them at a bar
>awkwardly try to play pool with them while they all talk to each other
Why didn't I just say I was busy god damn.

>girl asks me if I'm free on the weekend
>say yes
>asks me to go to the movies
>"uh...i dont think ill have enough time..."

fugg :D

they are some cool sunglasses

>>39503283
good job kakyoinbro, well made thread

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Fuck off natalie

>>39503222
so when i transition you think i should name myself natalie?

>>39503222
nah I knew a girl name Natalie that I used to work with and she asked me to do the dishes since she was a germaphobe and then she left early and then quit so i got stuck doing the dishes and picking up on her slack.

fuck you Natalie

bruh i read lotr when i was in 6th grade

you need to be brainful before you devolve into a brainlet

try Kant's First Critique

>>39503191
Thanks for the suggestion. Not reading LOTR because I consider it to be high literature or anything I just never read it as a kid and figured it might be a good series to get me back into reading.

>>39503191
>r/iamverysmart

you pretentious friendless faggot

He seems nice

>>39502789
his skin looks a little bit too dark.

>>39502789
Yeah that way when he pulls out a glock, your life will flash before your eyes and you'll piss yourself in fear and regret all those times you posted "I want to kill myself" or whatever variation of it on /r9k/

Totally unironically true m8o
Can't expect perfection from people

>>39502763
That might be the worst quote ever.

When mature people fuck up and do bad things, they attempt to improve. They apologize and do their best to make up for it.

Only a childish cunt dismisses all their bad behavior with, "Nobody's perfect, if you can't deal with it you don't deserve me." That shows no interest in being a good partner or a good person.

Any woman who loves Marilyn Monroe is trash.

>>39502922
But she was a movie star and oh so retro classy! How dare you knock such a feminist icon.

>sins of the father

Bitch go back to Africa if you think you dumb niggers would have been better off without slavery.

So what? The 10th President of the United States died in 1862 but he has grandsons living today. I guess 1862 wasn't that long ago, huh?

"There is no greater teacher than pain."
- Aristotle

>>39502761
This website teaches you to hate and loath yourself. That you are a drain and a parasite on society. Some teachings are objectively wrong, those being a shining examples.

>>39502812
>you are a drain and a parasite on society
objectively true
however you left out the important fact that society is a corpse and exists now only to be drained

If she has a fake nasally little girl voice, that is objective evidence in favor of her being a slut.

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>>39502648
>tfw no Office lady GF
It's no fair bros.

>>39502786
>wanting a depressed, greyish pale skinned woman who has bags under her eyes, acne due to poor diet/unhealthy binging and starving

Yeah nigga get me sweet tea and some tendies.

yeah get me some le croix sparkling water

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>>39502636

nigga if you aint bring me some key lime pie imma
find ur family