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>over 10,000 hours on World of Warcraft
>could have learned an instrument or read lots of books or studied science or done ANYTHING productive
why did i do it
why didnt i know better
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You could have, but would you have? You're complaining about wasting time in the past yet you're doing that right now
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think of everything productive you could've done and then realize you would've been doing it alone.

WoW had you socializing with friends the entire way through, that's why, that's what keeps you there, no matter how much people want to deny it.
even if you don't socialize, you like feeling wanted in groups, subconsciously and you also enjoy when other people inspect you.

if i could learn how to speak Russian and afford to be able to do it with other people, like in a class, then i'd be all for it.
but 9 times out of 10 if i have to do something productive im in it by myself.
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the best thing to ever happen to me was my dad saying he wasn't going to pay for a WoW subscription because it'd just be a waste of time

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I'm on nofap day 2 and orgasm sounds like the best think in the world right now, i feel like i'm extremely thirsty or hungry, my body is craving for ejaculation and i have boner all the time, i have serious addiction
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My penis is crying, i want to masturbate so badly
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>>36793986
I'm going to fap to some futa in a couple hours.
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>>36794955
I feel great otherwise, but my balls ache and dick is super sensitive and i feel sad that i don't get pussy, but other than that i feel better than when i have fapped and lost my sexual energy

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HOLY FUCKS LADS IVE STRUCK GOLD
>live in country in middle of nowhere
>come from wealthy farmers
>dad worked hard his whole life
>mom raised me
>only child
>im autistic as fuck
>they make me go to college
>pretend to do good
>first fucking day on break
>get a knock at door
>its the police
>"Im so sorry anon but both your parents were involved in a fatal accident this afternoon
>tfw felt eerie joy of relief
>fast forward a couple weeks
>learn that i am inheriting the farms
>after taxes and everything im set to inherit 35 million
>thirty fucking five million
>holyshit.jpeg
>drop out of college
>setting myself up for a permanent NEET
My parents always acted like i was a burden and i never felt like i was worthy enough to carry their lastname, so i am not too bothered by them passing. It gets lonely, yes. I plan on remodeling the house to make it comfy as fuck. Gonna spend some cash to make a sweet battlestation, hella games, gonna buy guns, a truck, and invest about 100k in stock. Living by myself, i can afford to live without working for the rest of my life in the middle of nowhere bothered by noone.

This is paradiso my fellow robot anons. AMA
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>>36793934
>35M
>only 100k in stock

Invest at least 30 you retard, your lineage will rely on this money so they dont have to work neither and focus on more valuable things

unless you dont care about that neither
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I'm jelly, OP. Make the most of it.
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>>36793969
30 million*

aertgergerg

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How do you find motivation to live when you're ugly?
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>wanting motivation
>wanting to live in the first place

Just chill the fuck out, we're all gonna die anyway so who cares.
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Stop obsessing over dating. Just be happy on your own. Its the only way.
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>>36793931
I don't. My fear of death (and pain to be more precise) keeps me from killing myself

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Rank these from most to least robot.

person a:
>male
>millionaire (self earned)
>10/10 gf
>not completely autistic
>got raped as a child by a male

person b:
>female
>got raped as a child by a male

person c:
>male
>KV 25 yo NEET
>good childhood
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>>36793922
>KV 25 yo NEET
>good childhood
Very, very unlikely.
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cee then bee then ayy
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>>36793922

1)Person C
2)Person A
3)Person B

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MOMMY NEEDS TO LEAVE SO I CAN MAKE FOOD WITHOUT HER QUESTIONING ME RIGHT NOW ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36793905
liked your thread. have a good one, enjoy your meal
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>>36793905
Hey son, whatcha cookin
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>>36795388
t-t-tendies

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Weede and energy drynk
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dankest thing I've read today
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depression and loneliness
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>>36793894
yo blowbro gotz sum dat dank sheeeat happnin over here soon booooiii !! lovin dat nuggy fresh feelin smokin n sippin shrimp drank.

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Can prolonged NEET lifestyle make you insane? Or does it make you more stupid?
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Just get some weede
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It's manageable with an internet connection.
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yes, social isolation leads to mental health problems, thats why solitary confinement is considered a humans rights violation

at the start you'll notice your memory start to go because you're not getting any new sensory data

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Does having a big dick make up for being fat?
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>>36793808
Nope. same way a small dick doesn't fuck up a cute guy. By the time you have your pants off the hard work is already done. Try doing gay porn.
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Stop being fat lmao
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>>36793808
no, you probably dont have the core to have stamina and make her orgasm.

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>5'7"
>no signs of growing anymore at 20
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>>36793747
5'8" + 5 inch dick at 19. You just have to learn to accept yourself OP. Happiness is easy to find if you don't base all your self worth in what whores think of you.
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>>36793747
You're the same height as me anon. You're gonna be just fine.

>need to learn that height doesn't matter but the self induced shame of it will
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>>36793747
Adam? Is that you my manlet amigo?

I wonder what my friends on r9k are up too
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>>36793734
wallowing in self-pity and anxiety. you?
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I'm listening to the chorus of a song I'm working on on loop. I'm wondering if it's worth coming up with more lyrics.
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>>36793927
Simple is usually better.

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Post your 3D waifus, only qt's

>Inb4: 3D

I have more if you want
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She's THE qtest.
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originally mai waifu
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>>36793706
who is this btw.?

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>80 degrees out
>Mexicans are wearing jackets
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>hits 50
>niggers, Asians, and pretty much everyone except me has fucking winter coats on

My general thought is that they have to go back
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>that primitive measurement system
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>>36793777
Fahrenheit
>0 degrees is bretty cold
>100 degrees is bretty hot

Celsius
>0 degrees is mildly cold
>100 degrees you're fucking dead

Fahrenheit is the superior scale for the weather

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Are there any girls out there who actually behave like down-to-earth human beings and aren't vapid, manipulative and materialistic?
Just girls who won't treat you like a literal animal just because you don't happen to be 6'4 with a 7" dick and six figure job?
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>>36793690
>out
yes. But you want 9-10 Stacy not them.
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>>36793690
>GRACIAS MI GENERAL!
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>>36793726
As long as she's a 5 (which means average looking) it's fine.
A nice body (not hard for a woman unless she has severe physical deformities) and simply behaving like a normal, likeable person already goes a long way.

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Today's the day where it all turns around
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Are you inheriting something? You lucky rich family having beefdwarf piece of shit
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>>36793676
>beefdwarf

is this a dank new meme I missed out on?
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>>36793676
Actually nothing is happening? Im just being hopeful

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