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This bitch that goes to my university is the reason I'm afraid to talk to women
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>>34178590
she sounds based
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>>34178590
if you want a raid just be more creative about it
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does she lurk this board and use us as jokes?

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How are you uncut fags handling life knowing 90% of white women don't want to touch your shaft with a 10 foot pole?
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>>34178531

im uncut. see
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>>34178531
>white women

dont even ask what i was expecting.
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>>34178550
little white man penis has no place in nice white pussy

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I've been with my girlfriend for over 8 years. I don't want to be with anyone else. She's fucking incredible, but now I'm worried because she's recently been giving me the whole fucking "So... What are we?" spiel, talking about a marriage ceremony is so "significant" and how it matters and shows that we're in love.

All of these abstract concepts like interpersonal love, relationships, intimacy, parenthood, loyalty and fidelity have existed long before the concept of marriage ever existed. So I ask, why?

Why? Why would I have to do fucking ANY of this to show my love? I've been with her for 8 fucking years, motivated her through thick and thin, fucked her brains out, slept and held her every night, cooked her meals, traveled the world, did psychedelics and cried to each-other, saved her from a burning car... Why the fuck would I care what some random people think of my life and my relationships? I date you because I want to be with you because my relationship matters to ME, not to other people, I don't give a FUCK what other people think of my life.

How the fuck does something so fucking stupid, needless and arbitrary matter so much to women? It's an arbitrary, needless occurrence, like fucking retards in the jungle who stick their hands in a glove of bullet ants to prove that they're a "man". White wedding dresses are barely a century old and came about as a trend. Same thing with fucking diamond rings, same thing with all of this stupid crass cultural bullshit about what constitutes a wedding. What actual guy EVER fucking thinks about a marriage ceremony?

This stupid fucking idiotic cultural idea potentially could be the downfall of my relationship.
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just dump her lmao.

you aint gonna do it
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>>34178504
You're dating an NPC, unfortunately, where you need to go through the motions. If she chooses the institute of marriage over your 8 years then could it be flimsy.
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Shows that you're without a doubt committed. It means that she's giving away her prime fertile years to be with you and that she wants legal confirmation that you really love her want you want to stick around for a long time. The fact you don't want to get married will only make her anxious and reconsider whether or you'll run the second she gets too old.

Any girl that dates a guy for 10 years without getting married is an idiot.

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>ghosted yet again
Why are women so cruel? Ghosting is one of the worst things you can do to a person emotionally.
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>decide to ghost girl
>she ghosted you too

Not sure how I feel about this
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What is ghosting?
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>>34178520
suddenly ceasing contact with no explanation

>talking to girl
>said she doesn't know how many guys she has been with, but it is approaching triple digits
>she is tired of having mindless sex and is ready to settle down
>keeps telling me she "needs me"
>little does she know I have a girlfriend
>little does she know I'm just gonna pump and dump

Want me to post her nudes?
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>>34178407

>tired of having mindless sex

that moment when beta orbiting > hot mindless sex.

is she even hot? if shes nothing special then no.
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>>34178407
The good 'ol smash and trash. I like it, Anon.
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>>34178407
Little did you know, this is how she hooked her past 98 victims. Enjoy leftovers.

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Fembot here, looking for other fembots to talk to, so I made a discord!
Everyone is welcome!
We got dedicated channels for different purposes and try to stay comfy.

https://discord.gg/DbqhC7R
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>>34178405
Are gay boys welcome?
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>>34178425
yes ;3 tell me about your cute clothes gay-anon-kun
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>>34178439
I was actually about to go to sleep I just asked to ask I'm sorry. Here is a bump though you seem really nice I hope someone nice joins that you can talk to.

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hey robros, how do you guys clean up after wet dreams? i usually take a really long shower cause i feel like i can still smell it. but my parents yelled at me for wasting water and to make matters worse they think the reason my showers are so long is cause I'm jacking it in there.
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>>34178337
>and to make matters worse they think the reason my showers are so long is cause I'm jacking it in there
do they actually call you out on it?
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>>34178362
well they ask why they are so long and i just kind of play it off like oh i didn't notice. but they give me this ok yeah right look.
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I've only ever had that happen once, I guess I just jerk off regularly enough for it not to happen

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I just want a girl to talk and vent to
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Okay go ahead. I'm here for you c:
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>>34178399
I tried talking to one today on the internet but I already messed up because I couldn't carry a conversation with them. I doubt they would actually care about me anyway
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Guys are better for this purpose, especially gay ones.

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anyone here who listens to or makes wall noise
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more of a power electronics fan honestly
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>>34178375
do you have any albums youd reccomend? ive listened to whitehouse but i dont care for the vocals
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>>34178458
my personal selection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbh8lLKCk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEa3ywlud0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwIjwVGwsG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_XcELI1BxM&list=PLEBB1D16A020C9B46
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lucidet is not really power electronics and I'd probably put god and beast under rhythmic noise
if you only have time to listen to one, I'd suggest grim first

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>poor people are poor because they are lazy and nothing else

>Communism works well on paper but human nature prevents it from being implemented
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Equality doesn't work
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The answer is niggers. As long as we have lazy, dumb dindus who will mooch off of everything else and chimp out for no reason, we won't be able to achieve this equal utopia.
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>>34178280
If they don't work they don't eat.

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>tfw no bf to read ulysses with
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>tfw to dumb for a /lit/ gf
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>>34178117
>women
>read
Good joke.
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Is this the same chick from the vocaroo thread that caused everyone to start reading shakespeare and donne

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Before my friend wakes up, I need a bunch of odd, abstract, or unsettling images/footage* of almost any ilk; no gore or NSFW.

*[especially of sheep getting sheared. The more lo-fi the better, and I'd prefer not to have any alpaca skirting; it doesn't count (and is less satisfying). Gifs and webms preferred, but that's really niche so I understand.]
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>>34177997
you're looking for "hmmm" threads, search the archives for this place and /b/
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that photo makes me uncomfortable
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>>34178311
whats this from

it looks cool

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Why is my dick stinky sometimes even though I wash it with soap?
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It's a procreation defense mechanism
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Ur body produces byproducts.

Enjoy being organic
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you shouldn't use soap on the head of your dick, just use water or a boy's mouth to wash it

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>smoke weed
>get anxious, paranoid, lose confidence and start having mini panic attacks

Its not the same as you get older is it.
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No. No it's not... the ability to have mature self reflection does not mix well with mind altering substances. Particularly for the psychologically unhealthy.

Price of growing up I suppose. Better life ultimately, but no longer having the luxury of ignorance.
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>>34177911
>start smoking weed at 22
>paranoid the first time (was in public), but chill and relaxed every other time
>smoking weed at 27
>doesn't feel as good as it used to

It is not the same.
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>>34177911
I'm the exact same. Weed isn't enjoyable for me anymore at all. Before it was this great thing that would make me happy, but now I get incredibly paranoid and scared of everyone and thing around me.

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What are the benefits of being a Christian?

Can this Jesus guy really help me out of my depression and lack of motivation?

What would be the most based domination to join (no catholicism)?
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>>34177888
Just be a Jew. Not only are Jews smart and hard-working, but they are also incredibly loyal to each other. Also, the Hebrew language is like learning a cool dead language, and it is based on math.
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episcopalian (protestant) and eastern orthodox are the most patrician after catholicism
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>>34177928
you can't convert your heritage
real jews won't accept you

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