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I am pure concentrated evil. Years of torment have turned me into the monster I am today. At this point I am far beyond help. My only purpose in this world is to bring pain to others. I have trained my skills to cause maximum havoc and destruction. I care about nothing and have nothing to live for, that is what makes me so dangerous. I am like a caged animal. Actually more like a rabid dog because I will not hesitate to destroy anything that slightly provokes me. I will mercilessly obliterate anyone that will try to stand in my way. Watch out roaches, there is a storm coming.
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>>38627978
What have you done thus far.
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>>38628005
Typed some words on 4chan.
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>>38628087
Oh my...the gall

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Why do so many guys on this board love girls with faces like this? These soft overly delicate features. Either itll be a round face like this or a narrow one, but they'll have the same damn features, and look overly soft and delicate. Why can't you guys like women with more robust, mature, and sexy faces, like Cindy Crawford?
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>>38627901
You're a gay retard and men will like whatever says hi and isn't a gaping cock chasm.
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Behold a real woman's face.
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s a g e

not my type

Daddy, Momma said that once you went Black you never went back. What does that mean?
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>>38627899
Well sweetie, once I went with your mama, I never went back to a white girl ever again.
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>>38627899
Suck my dick little nigger.
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>>38628019
Oh, is that when you got sick? Cuz Momma said you had a bad case of Jungle Fever.

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You have one (1) second to tell me something nice about my cat named commander Sheperd.
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he is a qt 3.14
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>>38627887
Thanks. I found him about 2 months ago in my front yard. He likes swatting at my dogs and chasing them too.
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>>38627873
This is Commander Anon and this my favorite cat on the Citadel.

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Has anyone here been able to fix their posture..I have really bad posture and whenever I try to walk with my back straight my back aches,any of you niggers know how to fix this?
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Pretend like your nipples are lasers and you are shooting everyone you see.

You probably think I'm retarded but it worked wonders for me.

(((please dont make laser shooting noises Stacy doesnt like those)))
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>>38627869
>.I have really bad posture and whenever I try to walk with my back straight my back aches

I have this problem too. I've just accepted the fact that I'll never be comfortable with my body as it's now just going to decline with age. Good stuff that's been.
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>>38627869
there are countless guides how to fix this on youtube, its gonna hurt while youre fixing it though
also if youre really serious you should get an ergonomic chair and desk

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Tried hanging myself on the ceiling fan but it just bent from how fat i am
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>>38627845
HAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH
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>>38627845
lol fatass
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>>38627845
Chin up, OP! Oh wait...

>On the personal side, he had five significant relationships: Erlinda Montano (marriage), Eugenia Morrison, Marie-Laure Roperch, the Italian pianist Gilda Butta (the marriage lasted three months and ended in divorce) and Isabelle Maile (with whom he shares his grave). With Marie-Laure he fathered a son

This man had 5 girlfriends, what's your excuse now?
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>>38627795
I can't play piano.
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>>38627815
Well, then start...
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>>38627815
/thread


Orijinallala

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Why is /pol flooding r9k with cock pics?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect

Who could be behind this, I wonder?
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daily reminder of how small your dick is
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>>38627997

says the wite boi with a 4incher posting PS'd white dicks

Good looking or no?
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What's circling through your mind tonight, robot? FeeI free to share.
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>>38627689
Teeth paranoia. Mouth anxiety.
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>>38628513
ever wake up biting your teeth
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>>38627689
My mom is making me get up tomorrow at 7:00 to run and exercise for 2 hours.
I'm trying to enjoy summer before I have to balance wageslaving and uni.

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Oh shit anon, Stacey, Tracey, and Lacey found your misogynistic online posts and now they're ready to string you up!
What are you gonna do?
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GO SUPER SAYIN ON THEIR ASSES
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>>38627640
>*it was a hologram*
Woof
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>>38627640
I don't make misogynistic online posts

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What does a girl's ass smell and taste like? What does a girl's pussy smell and taste like? What do their other parts and girls in general smell and taste like?
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>>38627629
Remove all hair from the crook of your elbow and bend your arm. Start licking the fold until it's thoroughly moist. Add the slight metallic taste of a coin or a hint of lemon juice and you've got it. Really great in the heat of the moment.
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>>38627629
>girls in general smell like?
whatever scented shampoo they are wearing, whatever deodorant they are wearing, whatever perfume they are wearing.
they smell cute and nice generally.
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>>38627842
Pussy or just pussy and ass?

>>38627884
That sounds great. I'd just like to cuddle and smell a girl's hair.

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Christ i FUCKING hate living in a small town so god damn much dude.

like wtf is this.

you want to play paintball on the weekends? too bad we don't have that. you want to make friends and hang out and do stuff? too bad you dont get that. you want to get hobbies and do them with friends? too bad you dont get any of that. You want to make music and play in a band with friends or something oohhh too bad you dont get to have friends and no one has money for that shit anyway. You want to do ANYTHING at all?? oh well that costs tons of music its hours away by car and oop no one can afford a car either so fuck. The only time you get to meet someone is if they are using you or stabbing you in the back everyone here is an ass hole.

I just want shit to do im so fucking sick of a life thats just sitting on a couch waiting to sleep every day. I FUCKING hate this so much i just wanna get on a bus and sleep on the streets. my body has been in a constant fucking resting state for my entire life and its starting to rot.
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>>38627626
ton of money* god damn it im so fucking tired from living here
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>>38627626

So move.

There are always ways out.

You've missed the deadline for applying for the free annual Air Traffic Controller training for this year, but there are other options.

https://www.nationalservice.gov/programs/americorps
https://www.peacecorps.gov
https://www.usajobs.gov/
http://en.legion-recrute.com/
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Don't give up on it. Keep trying. You can meet like-minded people. Either that or you can move somewhere new.

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Reminder that /r9k/ is an alt-left board. Society should be egalitarian and run by workers' councils, and it is unethical for the bourgeoisie to appropriate surplus labour.
LIBERALS AND FASCISTS GTFO
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>>38627594
This is just as gay as alt right.
Neck yourself.
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>>38627594
This low effort bate, and I hope OP is going through some sort of life crysis
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>>38627594
This.
>>38627661
Not even close.

>>38628014
He's on the right idea though. Do you want to be forced around by others or to stand for yourself?

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First day of work today ama.
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>>38627582
Have you determined when you can jerk off during your shift?
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>>38627582
what kind of job and where can you fap?
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>>38627645
Yeah right around the time i get a break.

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