So /r9k/, i've got 25 pills of Depakote 300mg, which makes them 7.500mg in total, would death succesfully follow after the indigestion of said pills?
how to become an alpha male?
>fresh bed sheets
FUCK YOU I CLICKED ALL THE FUCKING GAS STATIONS THEN YOU MADE ME CLICK A BUNCH OF STORE FRONTS
WELL I CLICKED THE STORE FRONTS TOO AND THEN YOU SAID IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH SO I HAD TO CLICK THE RIVERS
WELL I CLICKED ALL THOSE TOO THEN YOU SAID NO AND A BIG MOSAIC OF A PICTURE OF TRAFFIC CAME UP. I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. GOTTA CLICK THE ROAD SIGNS. BUT WAIT. IT'S NOT ROAD SIGNS THIS TIME. YOU WANT ME TO CLICK THE VEHICLES NOW.
WHAT GOOD IS A METHOD OF STOPPING BOTS FROM POSTING IF IT STOPS HUMANS FROM POSTING TOO? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
ALSO IT'S RAPE TO FORCE ME TO CLICK A BUTTON THAT SAYS I'M NOT A ROBOT TO POST. I AM A FUCKING ROBOT THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING HERE AND NOT OUTSIDE FREE FROM A PRISON OF ANXIETY
>not using a 4chan pass
lmao fucking peasants these days
Where is your high school crush now?
pic very related
Worked a Hooters after HS started fucking customers for money. Got a suger daddy/started dating older men. Has been arrested multiple times for drug possession and robbery.
>highly successful career woman after getting straight A all throughout university
>dumper her loser HS/University boyfriend that she was with only because of his height/wealth (he was a brainlet who coasted on people's misguided expectations of him)
>still in same field of academics as I am
>still the same kind of women that I'm into
>"blossomed" from cute pixie girl into an ugly woman
Meh. I don't know.
If you found out you will become Chad in the next life as long as you didn't do anything highly immoral (murder, rape, etc) How happy would you be?
Note in mind you will never come back to this board and your interests will be less special
I am starting to get concerned about my mental health.
>My mood can change from melancholic to euphoric in a matter of seconds for no apparent reason.
>found myself staring myself in the mirror for 30 minutes, mind completely blank.
>I cry alot. I have not cried in years.
>I talk to "myself" out loud
>I get urges to do weird things I never do
>Sometimes I feel like I lose control and I start to twitch my legs, arms and neck
This shit only happens at night when I'm alone. I've suspected I have some sort of depression for a long time but this shit is new and fucked. But something tells me I am faking it, like I am doing this on purpose to have something to blame all my failure on (if that makes any sense)
Am I going schizo, robots?
>Am I going schizo, robots?
yes. all of what you have described are early symptoms of schizophrenia and schizoaffective disorder.
you are between 19 and 23, right? that's when it usually starts, but many people with these disorders have had severe depression before the first schizo symptoms. go see a doctor asap.
it only gets worse from here on out
join mine instead, we have cute girls ;)
but they're all weaboos
>ran out of vitamin D (aka happy pills) 3 days ago
>girl won't text you back
>cunt roommates constantly put you in the middle of their arguments
>started drinking as soon as I was awake
>trying to quit smoking so can't use sweet sweet cancer sticks to calm my nerves
How's your saturday going robots?
How do you go from being the cutest thing alive..
>tfw a woman has a better jawline than you
just end me bros
ayo check out my original post fampais
If braces didn't exist, there would be TONS more ugly people. Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you cant.
I was lucky enough to be born with perfect teeth. Many other people here weren't and got braces to fix their scuffed mouth.
Imagine if braces didn't exist: people with good teeth would litterally be Chad.
The people you now consider 10/10 Chads who wore braces would suddenly become 5/10 if braces didn't exist.
These things need to be BANNED.
This is my foot compared to a size 11 shoe. Do I have small feet?
Cuck, You are weak, you're a nobody. Youre dick is too short your mind is weak and you are incapable of servicing your hot wife/gf the way she deserves to be serviced.
I am an experienced bull, and I am hear to help you. Here to take over where you failed. I am the one that will service your lady with hot cum. I'll deposit it for you so when you cum home you can lick it out of the condom (or her) and clean her/condom up. Your role is to acknowledge and know what is happening. You may worship me and over time if you behave well I might even let you assist, for example spreading your wife's cheeks so I can fuck her deeper and better.
You will be changing the sheets before I cum and after, you will make condoms and lube ready before you leave for work so I can give your hot wife what she needs and deserves, deliverd with the right attitude, stamina and by a true bull.
While she is being serviced we might call your cell phone and let you listen in, I might cum inside your wife..then wipe the sperm off with your undies which you'll be wearing the next day so you can feel the hardened up sperm rubbing against your skin reminding you all day long that that sperm was inside of your wife deposited by your bull's cock. You will start liking the satisfied and mellow look you get from your wife when you come home.. no more pressure its all been taken care off.
Cuck, I know you are reading this now and you are intrigued, relieved and secretly turned on, imagine never knowing when the phone's gonna ring, or coming home seeing me pounding your hot wife.. or her riding on my big hard cock, with joy she has never felt before, and while she rides me harder..she looks into your face in ecstasy as she cums, It is time to guide you to your destiny and I as your bull will make it happen.
How have you been my roko robots?
Any roko life issues you want to talk about? Or roko successes you'd like to share?
Well, here's the Roko r9k image (attached): i made it for all the roko robots going through roko robot related problems e.g. Shitty owners, stereotypes, identity, etc
Non-rokos may not look at this image. We have a nice steady community.
>tfw no qt Cambodian wife to cook for you and your children