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>hey anon, i want to try something, let me tie your wrists together behind your back with my scarf
>you don't get to know what happens next until i tie you up, silly, it's a surprise!
Do you let her do it? (I would, no questions asked.)
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as long as i don't get any physical pain yes
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>>37219660
Yes, but only because she's Kate Beckinsale.
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>>37219660
>y-yes
>ties me up and then brings tyrone and tyrell
>they fuck her while i watch
>heh jokes on you i like lilly best
>brings lilly and then tyrone and tyrell fuck her too
>watch and fap
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>in shower beating off
>remember that anal finger massage thing I read on here once
>squat down and stick a finger in my ass, continue beating off
>feel around for the walnut sized lump or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be, find it
>don't instantly feel the greatest orgasm of my life like everyone claims
>rub it, press gently and then press hard against it
>nothing
>spurt out two defeated ropes of spunk and finish my shower
>ass hurts now
I fucking hate my life. Did I do it wrong or am I circumcised AND cucked with a nonsensitive prostate?
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>>37219533
Congratulations, you're straight.
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>there is a pleasure button inside your asshole
Sometime people tell lies in internet just to make stupid people stick their finger in their butt.
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>>37219533
>walnut sized lump
Are you baiting for people to argue about whether you have cancer or not?
If this is real, get yourself checked. Prostate exam.
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If losing your virginity is so important to you, why don't you just fuck a fat chick?
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There's a point even I won't go beyond.
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>>37219528
I fucking hate fat people.
Ori
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>implying even a fat chick would be willing to fuck me
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>know smoking is bad for me
>still do it
Am I retarded?
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Yeah, all of that combustion is bad for your lung hairs. Just vape 99% THC hash oil.
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Do you like smoking? Is it enjoyable for you? I used to smoke Lucky Strikes a while back and I loved it. I loved putting on some music, finding a nice place to sit outside with an alright view and smoke until I've had my fill. I only stopped because I noticed a shortness of breath as I performed my jobs (mailman and warehouse) so I stopped so I could be comfy at work instead of feeling strange and short of breath. I still smoke from time to time but no where near as much as before probably like a stoge every few months. I was able to quit cold turkey somehow but not everyone can do it. Just everything in moderation anon, use your discretion.
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Just smoke in moderation.
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okay robots. am i a normie or a bot? 2017-05-23 03:41:55 Post No.37219264
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okay robots. am i a normie or a bot?
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>MMA fighter
>girlfriend
>no friends
>flip out at people
>people are pricks though and i'm genuinely a nice person but have a low tolerance for bull shit
>work retail
>sit inside all day on my computer
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I think you would fall under the faggot category nicely
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Cyborg
Tghccdfvtuhdscvre
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did you use to sperg at people and then tell them you 'blacked out' while it was happening? you sound like that kid
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brb pewdiepie
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>>37219162
Who is that qt patootie?
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>>37220087
im back pewdiepie. i did my chores for this day.
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>>37220087
she was nfkrz gf... yea if only i knew one of her social medias because id love to snatch her
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Which type are you desu senpai?
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>>37219117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsb0QpKaU20
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>>37219117
I guess this is fine too.
:DDDDDDDD
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seems like most people will just get gondola because his characteristics aren't edgy or extremely specific like the others
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>there are people who have been married and divorced multiple times
>there are people who are in relationships right now
>there are people who cheat on their partners
>there are people who have multiple partners at the same time
>there are homeless junkies who maintain relationships
>there are people who get hit on by both sexes
>there are people who have one night stands on a weekly basis
>you cant even maintain eye contact
What the fuck is wrong with us?
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>>37219000
You mean what is wrong with them.
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>>37219022
Norms or robots?
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>>37219000
this feel and wojak seem oddly familiar
new stuff of elliot rodger released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3-SKdu8Nzk
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>>37218634
Why didn't he just fuck the qt on the right?
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>>37218634
his head is so fucking huge
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>>37218710
That's his sister kek
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It's so sad that some actually pretty girls choose to have these ratchet haircuts and hair colors.
They look terrible afterwards.
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>>37218516
Those tumblr hoes could be attractive
I'm not even talking about the ones that are plain ugly to begin with
Such a waste
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>>37218527
Why would girls want to be repulsive like that ?
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>>37218537
Seriously that bugs me
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>be me
>exterminator
>guy wants exterior treatment done on his 1200 square foot house
>get there
>Asian
>ohfuck.jpg
>follows me the entire service which shouldn't take more than 30 minutes unless his house was particularly infested
>finish in 35 as he is walking around with me and pointing out every small thing
>bitches that I didn't take a full hour
>starts cursing me out and being incredibly disrespectful
>they taught us we are supposed to leave in these situations
>leave and get phone call
>he called office to complain I left and denied he said anything inappropriate
>explain situation to boss
>boss sides with the customer
>tfw worked at company for 5 years and have not had one infraction and this random chink is being placed above me
>go back
>he finishes bitching me out and tells me to leave
This shit happens all the time with anyone not white, chinks and pajeet being the worst. They act like for $80 (cost of most treatments) they should get an indentured servant for a full hour.
Anyone else got shitty customers they have stories about?
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>>37218446
No actually I don't
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>>37218446
Perhaps those extermination skills could be put to good use in some other way.
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>>37218446
Are you telling me you didn't poison him? That's what I would've done
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WE NEED TO STOP THIS, AND WE NEED TO DO IT FAST
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Sauce on Poland, Sweden and Finland, holland and Hungary
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>>37218435
I don't care.
Originally original
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>>37218435
Yes i agree you need to stop posting these threads
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>this guy went 27 years innawoods without any human contact
Why do people still pretend you can "die of loneliness"?
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Can you give us the basic gestalt on this guy OP?
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>>37218407
Yeah OP please tell us who he is.
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some people can handle that life style
others need human contact and affection and will lose their minds without it
different strokes for different folks
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REMINDER THAT 70% of Americans are overweight or obese. Women 18-24 that are thin and have average facial genetics are top tier. Why do you deserve one?
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>>37218305
Why do fat people deserve to live?
They should be euthanized. That'll reduce the male and female population equally and we'll all get out thin women.
Checkmate, fatty.
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>>37218305
Literally don't care I'm not in the us and I have gf here who is 5"5 and 100lbs. I'm fine.
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because I am 18-24, thin with average facial genetics with a dark sense of humor.
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So i finally got myself a date. We're going a museum. Any tips? Its been a while since I was last out on a date and I'm nervous about when and how to make a move.
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>>37218201
>date to a museum
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>37218240
It's the new cool
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>>37218201
What kind of museum? Natural history, regular history, space museum, something else?
If natural history I think a good way to make a move is to make a joke about boning while you're looking at dinosaur skellies
>captcha is buses RIGHT WHEN A BUS DRIVES BY ME
AAAHAHHHH