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Why don't you move to Japan and help raise their birth rates? Come home foreign man.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5WaO7n8GdmU
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>>34508577
T-they don't want me there, anon..
https://youtu.be/7FYuYkPgDkk
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I'm not even baiting but it is hilarious how many dirty looks I get from white dudes when I'm out with my Japanese fiance. Like you guys wanted me to stop taking "your" white women right?
Dont let anyone tell you white privilege isn't real.
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I'd feel bad corrupting their pure gene pool. Luckily I have a solution
We force Japanese men to donate their sperm, and we take their women as our wives, and impregnate them with glorious Nippon sperm.
Oops! I just remembered don't have any money for the pizza! Sorry anon! Maybe... you could suck my dick and call it even Steven?
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>>34508543
Other way around ya faggot.
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>>34508543
>You don't have money
>So I should suck your dick
Doesn't work like that bitch, now cough up the cash or I'll beat the shit out of your faggot ass.
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>>34508543
>sucking someone's dick or vag will still not have them pay for it
They better be sucking my dick before I think about me paying for their pizza. Also I'm not gay so a faggot asking to do it will not work.
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Whatcha reading /r9k/?
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ur gay thread lol
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My diary, I'm such a faggot lol
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>>34508524
By the Light of the Moon by Dean Koontz.
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>be me
>5 years old
>early days of computers/laptops
>dad brings home some of his work on his laptop
>I get mad at him because he wouldn't let me watch cartoons
>wait until he leaves the room, then go to his laptop (he had an spreadsheet doc open) go mental on a bunch of keys and slam it hard
>he comes back and starts screaming at me
>apparently it was extremely important work I deleted and there was no backup
>he gets fired
>we can't afford rent
>we all move back in with his parents for a few months
>my parents eventually get a divorce because of money issues
>dad eventually moves to the west coast after a couple years
>younger siblings grow up without a father
>brother is an unproductive pothead drugdealer, sister is pregnant at 19, mother is hopelessly depressed. everyone has extremely strained ties with eachother
All because of me
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>>34508502
>sister is pregnant at 19
Is it your child? If it is, things aren't so bad.
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>>34508502
Your dad worked in excel and didn't know what ctrl+z was? Why didn't he just reopen the file since you clearly didn't save your changes?
Nice role play faggot
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>>34508765
if you close the document without saving there's nada you can do
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>tfw eating is the only thing that makes you happy
I'm okay with this
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You might find that you enjoy lifting too. Try being a fat, but very strong, powerlifter. You keep yourself in good shape with the exercise and don't look like a complete blob that way, and you have a good reason to justify your eating
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The better feeling is lifting for several years and building enough muscle on your body that your metabolism increases like crazy and you can still eat like your ex-fatboy days but now you can do it while staying muscular and lean.
Lifting is like enabling cheat codes.
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>>34508495
>>34508511
no thanks normies i'm happy being fat
>Turn off your fucking anime trash, bro!
>I'm trying to read here!
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>>34508434
>tfw sister
>she's not thicc and doesn't dress slutty enough
what's even the point
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>>34508434
Fucking roastie
Original comme
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>>34508434
>BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFHHHHTTTTTT PHHHFFTTTTT PHFFFFFTT
>*squish squish*
>SSNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>"oh no anon I pooped on the couch..will you eat it for me??? :3
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Where the FUCK do you work as a robot?
>Non-boring
>$8+/hr
>Minimal human interaction
>Little skill needed
>College degree not needed
Do these jobs even exist?
Fuck. Don't you wish you were a gross roastie toastie that could make $3,000+ a month off Patreon nudes?
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Jobs like that don't exist.
t.wageslav
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>>34508429
I start tomorrow min wage at a call center
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>>34508429
I don't know, I have skills and a degree.
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>be college student
>be one of the few who is actually active during classes
>therefore, the teachers all know my name
>as such, everyone also knows my name
>out myself as a Trump supporter the day he won
>everyone thinks I'm a literaly fucking NAZI from there on out
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>>34508408
Let me guess, you're from Canada.
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>>34508408
You fucked up bro
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My mom taught me from a very young age to never talk about two topics publicly: Religion, and politics.
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How do we stop Drumpf?
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>>34508406
by making him god emperornah, you can't stump the trump.
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>>34508406
You are a fucking idiot incapable of independent thought.
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You don't. This is the future, and it is glorious. Let the wailing of the shitlibs be the music to usher in the Golden Don.
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Why does this porn actress trigger /pol tards so much? She's not even as cute as Lexi Belle, Remy, Leah Gotti, or Piper Perri
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>tfw no smallface gf
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>>34508404
typical low test beta males
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>>34508404
Pure Aryan gets defiled by black Adonis beefy cock.
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Why can't I find love?
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Maybe you're mentally ill and push people away. Maybe you don't know enough people and haven't found anyone compatible. Maybe you repulse people. I can't tell you, I don't know enough about you. But there's most likely someone out there for you, you just have to go and find em.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ckqO2zjL5Wk
Listen to this song anon
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>>34508420
There was this girl, had a crush on me and I didn't like her but I gave it a try anyway, she just left me. I can't understand why, maybe Im that repulsive and I was just a part of a bet. Anyways thanks for the reply and the song anon.
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>>34508536
She probably sensed that you weren't into the relationship as much as she was. It wasn't meant to be.
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>finished first week as a wagecuck
>wasn't that bad
>got money
>having to deal with strangers has made me less autistic
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>>34508308
>finished first week as a wagecuck
>was horrible
>got fired
>having to deal with strangers has made me feel worried that my autistic failures/shortcomings with strangers will come back to haunt me
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>>34508308
Wait til month 3 when you want fired
Trust me that was me
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>>34508308
It's true it made be less autistic and more dickish to others. Now instead of being afraid, I wanna strangle them
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Guys, I think I seriously need help.
I can't stop fucking or sexualizing everything.
I'm no longer a teenager and shouldn't be doing this anymore, and I even have a girlfriend who allows me to do a lot of stuff with her as long as it's nothing anal -Sad, I know-
But I still can't get enough of sex and it's starting to get on my personal life. I already lost my ex because of my dick, and although my current gf don't mind me banging other girls, I can't get to have female friends without wanting to bang them at some point. Then I lose all interest on being close to them after the wild sex and dump them. It's becoming troublesome and is a big part of why I'm alone.
No matter how much I fap, fuck, or have sweet love making with gf, I just can't get enough. I keep wanting to fuck any hot girl that passes and I don't know how to stop this monster anymore. It's not funny anymore to be unable to look at tits or a big butt without the desperate need to jack off. I fapped to pic related while I was choosing the file.
How do I stop this sexual madness? Have I reached the point where I should seek professional help?
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>>34508292
If this isn't some loser fantasy, actually get help OP, sex addiction is a real thing and can be treated.
Nice pic btw, that is some sexy feetsies
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>>34508292
If this is real then your best option is to find other activities in which you can find fulfillment in
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>>34508292
>my current gf don't mind me banging other girls
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>"I know Cletus beats me, forces himself on me, worships Satan, sells and does meth, beats my kids, and kills people but I know deep down he's a good person. I love him. Anon you however are evil and a terrible person for the simple act of WANTING a GF. How dare you objectify women!"
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>>34508213
Pretty accurate to be honest. I mean very accurate.
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>>34508213
>Anon you however are evil and a terrible person for the simple act of WANTING a GF
I think this is more indicative of how people here think about themselves rather than how girls would think of them tbqh
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>>34508213
>tfw no bf to beat me and give me qt blackeyes
;-;
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>that moment when you made a mistake
I met a bi couple online a few weeks ago. On cam they seemed pretty normal. He was looking for a guy who would participate who would bottom for him while his wife watched. I asked if she would ever participate, and she always acknowledged it as a definitely, and was always very seductive and teasing.
So we met, and he turns out to be massive, over 6' tall, and she's this pudgy fat woman with way too much makeup. Both are at least in their late 30s, where I'm just 24. I'm also skinny and just 5'9, so I'm a baby next to this guy.
Long story short, I let myself be wined and dined, and then they both started coming onto me so I thought this would still be okay since I was slightly drunk and was about to get laid even if she was a fat MILF. Except it didn't really turn out to be a three-way, he just wanted to fuck me. And he fucked me like a bitch, while she sat there next to him egging him on and making out with him. And he shot a fat load in my ass, which I didn't expect.
This happened two more times, to the point where the last time I had to eat her smelly cunt out while he rammed the shit out of me. The only way I get to cum is him jerking my dick off while he fucks me, because he wants me to cum with his dick in my ass.
I feel like such a bitch next to this guy, I don't dare ask if I can fuck her. And they've invited me over again. What have I gotten myself info.
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>>34508204
does she at least have big tits m8
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>>34508248
They're huge tits and they flap around on the bed when she lays there with him drilling me, but I can't really reach for'em.
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have sex with her tomorrow say it's your turn fuck his wife in the ass then make him suck your dick the smellier the better.