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>been talking to a girl on snapchat and irl for the past 5 months
>she already has a bf
>she's been getting friendly with me
>she sent me a snap that said "goodnight kisses"
>on Sunday she said I was such a blessing
>she sent me a selfie where I could tell she didn't have a shirt on
>she sent me a pic related yesterday

I would think she's flirting with me but she already has a boyfriend.

What the fuck did she mean by this?
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>>34695111
She's keeping you in orbit, dumbass. Close orbit at that.
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>>34695139
Fuck. Am I really just a limp wristed cuck?
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>>34695239
Maybe not. But her bf sure is

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>tfw Serena Williams will never crush you to death during amazon sex
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didn't she just get married to some turbonerd web admin
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>>34695104
Yup he's shorter and probably weighs less given he's skin and bones and she's solid muscle

It must make for an interesting dynamic to be weaker than your wife
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Serina Williams is a transvestite.

Here is an Afican female who is taking steroids. Notice the difference in bone structure. The bones don't lie. Taking estrogen can make a man get a big butt and grow breasts, but it won't give him a female's bone structure.

Look at Serina's skull: it's shape. The big, prominent brow. "She" was born a man

Would you ever have a threesome with your best friend?

What if it's with his girlfriend? would it be awkward?
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>would you ever stick your dick in a vagina
yes
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Not after watching polyamory and cuckoldry be pushed on this website so hard. Fuck that. A relationship means she has sex with me and absolutely nobody else, ever.
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>>34695050
can't have threesomes anymore, they all want to fuck me and my bf gets zero action and we end up arguing afterwards

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Post your face when you found out you are part of the master race and that your mere existence pisses off an entire world.

Thought I was white but I have always found a hard time to align myself to right wing ideals, now I am fine with a full blown communist world. My depression has gone away, my only mission is to piss everyone off since my mother is not jewish herself.

I am but the infiltrator paving the way for g-d's chosen people to rule the world for centuries to come, and there is no stopping it.

Wish I was ashkenazi though, for better rusing effectiveness.
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pic related is actually a druze arab

A tipoff regardless of the pics confirmed origin is Jews rarely have bad teeth, they're wealthy enough to afford braces and dental surgeries.
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>>34695036
Oy vey its like anudah Shoah
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>>34695036
Hardly.
Racism is really the lowest, most crudely primitive form of collectivism. It is the notion of ascribing moral, social or political significance to a man's genetic lineage the notion that a man's intellectual and characterological traits are produced and transmitted by his internal body chemistry. Which means, in practice, that a man is to be judged, not by his own character and actions, but by the characters and actions of a collective of ancestors.

Racism claims that the content of a man's mind (not his cognitive apparatus, but its content) is inherited; that a man's convictions, values and character are determined before he is born, by physical factors beyond his control. This is the caveman's version of the doctrine of innate ideas or of inherited knowledge which has been thoroughly refuted by philosophy and science. Racism is a doctrine of, by and for brutes. It is a barnyard or stock-farm version of collectivism, appropriate to a mentality that differentiates between various breeds of animals, but not between animals and men.

Like every form of determinism, racism invalidates the specific attribute which distinguishes man from all other living species: his rational faculty. Racism negates two aspects of man's life: reason and choice, or mind and morality, replacing them with chemical predestination.

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I literally just want a female to be my friend
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Why? You can't cuddle female friends unless you're Chad. No point in interacting with females if they won't cuddle with you.
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You don't befriend women, Either have a romantic relationship with them or nothing.

I can guarantee you will develop feelings for her no matter how hard you try to just be her "Friend" and she wont reciprocate those feelings, leaving you even worse off.
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why the hell?

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Discord Thread, post some good Discords. Does anyone have a link to Ultraheaven?
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>asks for a good discord
>subtlety asks for snail's pedophile server
>will probably link it himself in a few posts

nice try snail.
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>>34694986
I legitimately have no idea who that is. Got any good discords to recommend besides that server, then?
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>>34694986
why is it a pedophile server? i went on it once and saw the imgur album they had, some 20+ beta males and a few girls who seem to be around 14

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Bros I got a big & sexy question to ask:

Should I racemix bros!!!!!!
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yes
muh white race is fucked anyway
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>>34694932
The fact that you have to ask that means you have no loyalty to your own


Kill yourself
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>>34694956
>loyalty to a race

*tips noose*

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>mfw too autistic to want a gf

Sucks to be you lonely faggots.
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>turned myself gay

lol sucks to be you fags
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>>34694925
>mfw too redpilled to want a leech attached to my penis and wallet
Feels bad man
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>>34694946
>having any sexuality

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>tfw drowning
>tfw hoping someone will save me
>tfw know no one will

I wonder if this the last feeling people who commit suicide feel. I feel like I'm suffocating
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IF you are willing to die, then you are more willing to literally pack up and take a risk in your life that you cannot turn back from. Go stow away on a ship or something.
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>>34694856
I think these will pick you up.
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>>34695315
And here's another oreganalio.

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Does anyone here want to become a normie? Any robots tired of being robots?
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When you say normie, what do you mean? What kind of person do you want to become?
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It's not possible. I have to accept my cards and fate.
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>>34694855
a normie man, duh

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is this bad? how do i fix my blood pressure?
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Why dont you read what it says on the machine, dumb cunt.
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>>34694818
im 22 and my blood pressure is consitently

over 160/80
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>>34694818
Yes, that's terrible. For men, your systolic pressure (how much pressure is exerted when your heart beats) should be 100 + your age, maxing out at 140. So if you are 21 your systolic should be 121. Diastolic is how much pressure there is when your heart is at rest. So it means your heart is working really hard to do a job that shouldn't be nearly that difficult. See a doctor and get a workout plan. I'm an EMT btw.

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Malebots: post your height, race, weight, dick size, and maybe some information about your personality.

Fembots: post your height and weight and tell if you think the malebots are on your level or not.

I'm trying to see if fembots have standards too high and won't fuck men that are on their level.
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(((survey threads)))

saged
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>>34694806
nice try FBI

orgiouggrano
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>>>/soc/

This is blatantly anti-/r9k/ cancerposting. saged and reported

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Does it ever get awkward when girls shower naked together?
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>>34694796
>asking this board of all places
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girls don't shower naked together, fyi. we have separate stalls.
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>>34694796
girl here
any awkwardness is promptly dispelled by a bout of soapy lesbian sex
teehee

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>TFW over 30 y.o. now
>TFW childhood crushes are married with kids, friends have careers, my pets have died and parents are close to death
>TFW I'm in an unfulfilled life with no wife, no career, no money
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>>34694795
Fag
Origgrvnjhjn
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>>34694795
join the military if your bored with an unfulfilled life
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>tfw looking up old classmates from highschool on facebook
Kill me

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>valentines day is coming hope
>stressed because I don't have a date like everyone else
>wish a guy would just ask me out
>will probably say yes to the first asker
>dont want to have to lurk tinder on feb 14 like last year
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>>34694792
>Mfw /r9gay/ has made me prison homo
I don't even know how to deal with this
I need to fuck some pussy quick before the Jew gets me with dick girls.
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you can take like the 40 that asked me lol

i already have someone :)
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>will probably say yes to the first asker

if someone besides your mother has ever asked to be your valentine, you are a normie and need to leave.

mommy got me a box of chocolates :')

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