>mom threatens to kick me out or cut off the Internet unless I get a job and move out
>I threaten to kill myself
>this puts us back into the standstill that allows me to be a neet.
Soon she'll give up on me like dad did, then we can all just be happy.
So anon, hows your relationship with your parents?
Pretty much the same except my parents aren't soulless Americans so they won't kick me out.
>>35554144
Yeah you just get to suffer when they die or fall ill.
>>35554190
I don't know who'll die first t b h, them or me.
WHO HERE/ 30+/?
OLDFAGS UNITE
THIS IS THE ELDERS GENERAL THREAD
>Lost the original thumbnail edition
GET UP IN HERE ELDERS
I became a wizard a few months ago. Not all its cracked up to be desu
>>35554084
BUMP IT UP SENPAI C'MON
>lost an argument over a year ago
>still triggered about it to this day
What was the argument about, senpai?
>>35554075
i accused /pol/ of being hypocrites
i got 5 replies where they used mental gymnastics
i responded to them and then just said something about jews
needless to say i was unable to get my point across to them
>>35554188
/pol/ is an echo chamber filled with memers, schizos, and people who don't read anything about political theory. attempting to have a discussion on /pol/ is never going to happen
The only philosophies that don't require cognitive dissonance are those that don't make any pretense for morality. Any ideology that shoots for a moral good will require doublethink of some kind, as it will always require prioritizing one agent over another for arbitrary reasons; most of the time, the person will prioritize their own interests for the sole reason that it is theirs.
>>35554034
shut the fuck up you autistic little dork
Nice unfounded claims. Finish your arguments you idiots. Just stating a bunch of opinions isn't a fucking argument.
>>35554034
>When you're a noncognitivist
Don't know that feel pham
Even if you find a gf she'll just leave you for Chad
>>35553896
Why the fuck would Chad want her though?
Even if you find a gf you'll just leave her for Stacey
Height doesn't matter bro. Don't look at the facts.
>see naked pictures of women and traps in provocative poses or acts on the internet
>don't get a boner
Ummm... guys is this normal? Why aren't I getting hard-ons anymore?
>>35553884
What are you talking about? I only get hard when I touch myself looking at porn. Are dicks really supposed to automaticallly get hard at the sight of a woman?
how does one achieve that power level?
>>35553952
you probably can't grow a beard either
Why do people say acronym when they mean initialism?
Because most people aren't autistic.
>>35553920
If I called words letters would that be acceptable?
>>35554352
Words themselves are essentially a collection of letters. A better analogy would be calling an apple an orange.
>3500 calories today
it's better than the usual 5k but i still feel disgusting
>Eat as many calories as you want
>Chins form on face
>Cut off chins
>Eat chins
>Chins are burnt into energy with less fat left over
Lucky bastard
I'd kill to be able to stomach 3500 calories a day
>>35553769
What do you even eat? I'm curious, 3500 sounds like a lot of food
STOP IMPREGNATING OUR WOMEN YOU NIGGERS
It's just a meme. Don't stress about it. The women they get are usually trash anyway.
>>35553721
yoyoyo
umad white boi?????????//???
>>35553721
No cumskin. You aren't even a robot white people can't be robots
Katya thread
We will discuss what we would do if we see Katya on a train.
>>35553692
Pull out my concealed Glock 26 and unload the full clip into her center of mass.
nothing, i'd post about it on here and perhaps if I muster up the courage i'd snap a pic with my phone.
>>35553692
HIJACKED
post /bestgirl/
I have acid guys, I'm thinking about just taking a quarter of a tab cuz I heard it's still just as fun as a whole one. Have any of you tried it before?
>>35553687
>Have any of you tried it before?
Because of my social ineptitude, I never met anyone who could help me get drugs.
I've always wanted to take acid.
Just take a whole. If this is your first time do it with a friend (preferably someone who's done it before) just incase you have a bad trip. Or if your room/house is very comfy and you won't be bothered for the duration then just do it alone.
>favorite music
>colorful/cozy movies (anything disney/Pixar animated)
>crayons,paint,markers if you like to draw
This is just stuff I do when I'm tripping. Results may vary.
>>35553949
>tfw a bad trip is better than being sober
>blood in cum
>hair coming out in clumps
>bloodshot eyes, blurry vision
>mood swings, mental fog
>horrible breath
>weird clear yellow lactation ruining my shirts, smells awful
HRT is a fucking meme
FUCK YOU R9K
>>35553640
and instead of doing anything about it, you're here posting on meme chan.
Sounds like you deserve it
Did you take a lethal dose?
>>35553640
This better be legit.
Always good to see transcucks getting fucked over by their own system.
Is this the catchiest hook ever?
https://youtu.be/yURRmWtbTbo?t=2m16s
not even michael jackson's best hook desu
https://youtu.be/y32ejtuxSjM?t=44
probably not but its very catchy
though i'm not sure its catchier than any other big MJ/80s pop hit, or stuff like Daft Punk hits
>>35553704
That's a great one, but I'm still not convinced.
What does your desktop look like?
Original comment
>>35553599
Can't get to desktop rn
>All that rainmeter shit
Gross.
I like the window classic theme, nice and sharp edges (don't like the clashing buttons though) and a nice, solid color.
>>35553599
Has to be one of the ugliest desktops I've seen in a long time.
>Really qt blonde girl from college leaks a sexvideo
>Get hyped
>Start asking around for the video
>Finally a friend gets his hands on it and sends it to me
>It's a video of her fucking some ghetto-ish nigger
>>35553487
Did the nigger have a big dick?
>>35553566
Hard to tell from the video. Also, define "big".
>d8'd gril in college
>turned out she did cam stuff (guys online jerked it to her but she and I were the only ones who fug'd)
>sent absolutely 10/10 pro-grade nudes/sexts when we were apart, bc she knew how