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>mom threatens to kick me out or cut off the Internet unless I get a job and move out
>I threaten to kill myself
>this puts us back into the standstill that allows me to be a neet.

Soon she'll give up on me like dad did, then we can all just be happy.

So anon, hows your relationship with your parents?
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Pretty much the same except my parents aren't soulless Americans so they won't kick me out.
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>>35554144
Yeah you just get to suffer when they die or fall ill.
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>>35554190
I don't know who'll die first t b h, them or me.

WHO HERE/ 30+/?

OLDFAGS UNITE

THIS IS THE ELDERS GENERAL THREAD

>Lost the original thumbnail edition
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GET UP IN HERE ELDERS
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I became a wizard a few months ago. Not all its cracked up to be desu
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>>35554084
BUMP IT UP SENPAI C'MON

>lost an argument over a year ago
>still triggered about it to this day
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What was the argument about, senpai?
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>>35554075
i accused /pol/ of being hypocrites
i got 5 replies where they used mental gymnastics
i responded to them and then just said something about jews
needless to say i was unable to get my point across to them
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>>35554188
/pol/ is an echo chamber filled with memers, schizos, and people who don't read anything about political theory. attempting to have a discussion on /pol/ is never going to happen

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The only philosophies that don't require cognitive dissonance are those that don't make any pretense for morality. Any ideology that shoots for a moral good will require doublethink of some kind, as it will always require prioritizing one agent over another for arbitrary reasons; most of the time, the person will prioritize their own interests for the sole reason that it is theirs.
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>>35554034
shut the fuck up you autistic little dork
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Nice unfounded claims. Finish your arguments you idiots. Just stating a bunch of opinions isn't a fucking argument.
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>>35554034

>When you're a noncognitivist

Don't know that feel pham

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Even if you find a gf she'll just leave you for Chad
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>>35553896
Why the fuck would Chad want her though?
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Even if you find a gf you'll just leave her for Stacey
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Height doesn't matter bro. Don't look at the facts.

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>see naked pictures of women and traps in provocative poses or acts on the internet
>don't get a boner
Ummm... guys is this normal? Why aren't I getting hard-ons anymore?
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>>35553884
What are you talking about? I only get hard when I touch myself looking at porn. Are dicks really supposed to automaticallly get hard at the sight of a woman?
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how does one achieve that power level?
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>>35553952

you probably can't grow a beard either

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Why do people say acronym when they mean initialism?
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Because most people aren't autistic.
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>>35553920
If I called words letters would that be acceptable?
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>>35554352
Words themselves are essentially a collection of letters. A better analogy would be calling an apple an orange.

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>3500 calories today
it's better than the usual 5k but i still feel disgusting
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>Eat as many calories as you want
>Chins form on face
>Cut off chins
>Eat chins
>Chins are burnt into energy with less fat left over
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Lucky bastard
I'd kill to be able to stomach 3500 calories a day
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>>35553769
What do you even eat? I'm curious, 3500 sounds like a lot of food

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STOP IMPREGNATING OUR WOMEN YOU NIGGERS
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It's just a meme. Don't stress about it. The women they get are usually trash anyway.
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>>35553721
yoyoyo

umad white boi?????????//???
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>>35553721
No cumskin. You aren't even a robot white people can't be robots

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Katya thread

We will discuss what we would do if we see Katya on a train.
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>>35553692
Pull out my concealed Glock 26 and unload the full clip into her center of mass.
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nothing, i'd post about it on here and perhaps if I muster up the courage i'd snap a pic with my phone.
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>>35553692
HIJACKED
post /bestgirl/

I have acid guys, I'm thinking about just taking a quarter of a tab cuz I heard it's still just as fun as a whole one. Have any of you tried it before?
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>>35553687
>Have any of you tried it before?
Because of my social ineptitude, I never met anyone who could help me get drugs.
I've always wanted to take acid.
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Just take a whole. If this is your first time do it with a friend (preferably someone who's done it before) just incase you have a bad trip. Or if your room/house is very comfy and you won't be bothered for the duration then just do it alone.

>favorite music
>colorful/cozy movies (anything disney/Pixar animated)
>crayons,paint,markers if you like to draw

This is just stuff I do when I'm tripping. Results may vary.
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>>35553949
>tfw a bad trip is better than being sober

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>blood in cum
>hair coming out in clumps
>bloodshot eyes, blurry vision
>mood swings, mental fog
>horrible breath
>weird clear yellow lactation ruining my shirts, smells awful
HRT is a fucking meme
FUCK YOU R9K
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>>35553640
and instead of doing anything about it, you're here posting on meme chan.

Sounds like you deserve it
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Did you take a lethal dose?
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>>35553640

This better be legit.
Always good to see transcucks getting fucked over by their own system.

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Is this the catchiest hook ever?

https://youtu.be/yURRmWtbTbo?t=2m16s
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not even michael jackson's best hook desu

https://youtu.be/y32ejtuxSjM?t=44
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probably not but its very catchy

though i'm not sure its catchier than any other big MJ/80s pop hit, or stuff like Daft Punk hits
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>>35553704

That's a great one, but I'm still not convinced.

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What does your desktop look like?
Original comment
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>>35553599
Can't get to desktop rn
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>All that rainmeter shit
Gross.


I like the window classic theme, nice and sharp edges (don't like the clashing buttons though) and a nice, solid color.
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>>35553599
Has to be one of the ugliest desktops I've seen in a long time.

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>Really qt blonde girl from college leaks a sexvideo
>Get hyped
>Start asking around for the video
>Finally a friend gets his hands on it and sends it to me
>It's a video of her fucking some ghetto-ish nigger
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>>35553487
Did the nigger have a big dick?
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>>35553566
Hard to tell from the video. Also, define "big".
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>d8'd gril in college
>turned out she did cam stuff (guys online jerked it to her but she and I were the only ones who fug'd)
>sent absolutely 10/10 pro-grade nudes/sexts when we were apart, bc she knew how

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