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>there's one girl I truly love
>she is perfect, and I feel lucky to know her
>I actually think she kind of likes me too, and I could have a chance with her
>but I'm addicted to porn, and I think too highly of her to pursue her while I spend my nights jerking off to other women

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I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti-biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women. The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs. Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a cute petite blonde girl. Try it once.

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Why do Americans worship the police and military?

Is this the reason why their country is trash?

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/M5PQFSY Join my server and we will pretend you are not a lonely loser

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Is it effeminate to drive your car with your right hand?

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>in a train station right now at 10 pm drinking coffee
>pushed back my last day of coffee to tomorrow (it ruins my sleep and gym lifts)
>came home from work and underground station is connected to shopping centre
>walked out and immediately saw about ten 7+ girls so I had to buy chocolate and diet coke to dull the pain while postponing the first healthy day of the rest of my life by another day
>work involved braindead excel nonsense, receiving emails for multiple employee social events I'm too ugly and autistic to take part in, slight happiness by realising a qt girl I'll never talk to was actually a 6 and not a 7, and an extra long lunch break
>thankfully have such low work volume and responsibility I came in 1 hour late and left an hour early with zero worry
>went outside and saw even more attractive women than usual because it's Friday and they're all desperate to watch Chads compete for them and betas to buy them drinks
>all the le so quirky and le so qt girls and le so friendly lads that I should've just le talked to during the sunny days are out at night dressed for Darwinian quickfire genetic judgement, subhumans need not apply
>every girl considers me a disgusting non Chad subhuman
>at an impasse; going home is depressing; walking around is depressing; will just sit and stew in subhumanity while fomenting over the hundreds of normies walking past who are living the life while society gives no fucks about me and tells me to be thankful while I cultivate my nightly delusions of hope

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so who else /straight but loves anal stimulation/ ?

what do you like to do it to? link your best vids or post your best pics you like to do it to.

for me its big titties niggers for some reason, maybe white trash every now and then.

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General chatting thread, weed addiction edition.

Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have any questions, or just want to vent for a bit and get stuff off your chest, here's the thread to do it. I will attempt to answer every post as sincerely as possible(:

>inb4 normie off my board reeeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
>inb4 what are your credentials for being a normie

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If dubs I tell her how I feel and post it here. I may be drunk but this is the time I'll do it

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Writing a microsoft word coduement while drunk


Tjos is an interesting expieremnt/ IN this I hope to ascertain my level of intelligence while drunk., IF I Can managa eto construc legaible senternces wgile drunk then prhaps I could maybe, hopefully (god willing) be considered a smart persom. I have now realised nwow crungy and stupid this attempt at (what?) is. Sometime no- I wrote "sometiems" becauase it is a commn worrd I use to start my senteinces


Pause

i SHALL REFLCT on what I have writtern so far:


[Reflecting]

Yes]
Interesting
NO
FUCK
I am a robot
all men are acting on impuleses pretdermined by their birth and material /cccultural cirumstances
I am not exempt from this rule
I am a oiwajd;oiawjf
I think
I wll post this on 4chan, and, (god willing), the word count won't be long enough to warrant a faulty post.

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>5 years ago, 20 years old
>crushing on this girl
>says she only likes older men
>constantly teases me about all the guy she's with that are older
>still believe in all that gay romance shit and being nice to chicks
>5 years later
>have a younger gf
>girl I used to like starts chatting me up and in somewhere in conversation I tell her my gf is 19
>she gets passive aggressive and clearly jealous and I tell her I only date younger girls
>you could see the pain in her baggy eyes and saggy tits, probably thought I was still available

It gets better robots, as guys we continue to develop as we hit our 30s while women become less wanted. You might get your oneitis taken away by some older dude, but when you get old all that young pussy will be all over your dick.

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Any other robot journalists here? Whats your experience like? How do you talk to sources?

I got promoted to editor so Im not writing as much, but when I did I always tried to do phone or email interviews, but didnt have too much trouble doing in person interviews.

Im just doing this to boost my resume so I can hopefully go to law school one day, but I feel like I found my niche. idk.

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I'm glad I saved myself from NEETdom by joining the air force, but FUCK are my current roommates annoying.

>one is a cute manlet, one is a weird mixed-race lanklet, both are nosey/annoying/obnoxious/childish/touchy/constantly present
>literally restricted to phone posting unless I'm using /o/, /v/, or /sp/ because cute anime girls triggers the "annoy the fuck out me" parts of their brain
>constantly disturb me and beg for attention when it's clear I'm just trying to be left alone so I can play video games
>the brown giraffe binge watches anime but has the nerve to mock and judge me for my power level (which I try to keep hidden at all times)
>the manlet likes to blurt rap music lyrics despite being a little white kid
>will literally watch me browse 4chan so they can HAW HAW HAW or act completely flabbergasted and start questioning me about any image I click on
>they make sure to let everyone we meet know that I watch hentai and I "love memes"
>impossible to argue with/bully/prank because they'll just overreact/escalate things until something stupid happens
>need to phonepost with my back to the wall or in bed with a firm grip on my phone because I know exactly what will happen the moment they notice I have a folder full of my waifu's images

One more month until I get two man rooms with divider walls, and one more year until I don't have to live on base. Fuck I hate these annoying mentally underaged shits.

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Robots what are the best sites to learn programming to get a job? I have a meme Software Engineering degree and I want to amount to more than a McJob.

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Any NEETsbinterested in making ez money off of roblox? We can start our own "company" and produce virtual clothing for either neets to buy. Depending on your skills with photoshop and the like we could easily make bank.

Was thinking we could produce pepe or any other meme related things considering there isnt any competition for it.