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>>34875203
>earn more then 90% citizens
did it buy you happiness?

>>34875267
no :^(


orrriginario

>>34875203
>has more money and success than 90% of his country
>has an actual family
>"Just kill me"

>>34875201
Is Detroit still there?

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>>34875201

>mfw that manlet still probably has a bigger dick than the Jackie Chan standing next to him.

>>34875201
I've never heard of height discrimination

Yes for some asian girls who don't hate their own race. A better question is, are robots anybody's fetish? I don't fucking think so.

Girls like asian men for the same reason we like asian men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zZq8R6pym4

Here is the ideal asian male for a female weeaboo

t. Expert on this subject

>>34875104
Fembot here

I used to frequent a small anime board years ago and it was mostly a bunch of young white girls who wanted some anime-like asian bf. You'll still see it nowadays with some of the weeby 'how to be asian' youtubers who are white girls with a ton of makeup and mostly asian boyfriends. Hell even the singer from Kero Kero Bonito is dating an asian guy although he's not exactly the type I would consider "anime"

sure thing anon,
I'm a qt girl (male) btw.

>>34875107
do you have a feminine penis (provide pics)

B0aty?

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>>34874948
i love taylor
post some taylors

who has the easter egg hunt webm? that's peak tswift autism

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>>34874948
taylor is such a cutie she is the best waifu out there

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It was supposed to be this. Fuck Atlus USA.

>>34874803
You don't got enough hard drives there m8

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Pic related is my valentine. Also my /mu/fu.

She's mine, back off.

unzipps dig

I think you're vastly overestimating the amount of transbians with workable cocks there, sport.

>>34874761
girIs don't have cocks

Remember: the world wasn't always this way. And there places in the world where it's not so bad for a robot (see: Muslim countries, along with societies with strict arranged marriage).

The world doesn't make much sense anymore, not just with romance. All you can really do is focus on the things that di make sense to you.

>>34875044
It may not be like this, but the people are still the same. Given the chance they would all act the same. This fact alone makes me feel sick. The very nature of people makes me want nothing to do with 90% of them.

>>34874749
I interpret those words as being more to do with your outlook on relationships. You and a lot of robots seem to be defined by your relationships. So not having a significant other makes you devalue yourself and feel unhapy.
Relationships aren't built by having two broken people come together and try to fix each other.
They're built by having two normal, well rounded individuals that don't need each other to function, but prefer each other's company.

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IT'S TIME!

PEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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IT'S OVER!

WOOOOOOOJAAAAAAACK!

>>34874625
remember to keep yourself well hydrated

You're going to fucking hate your life and fail the diet just count calories like a regular person you turbo retard.

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>watching weight loss video
>some gymrat chink tells me that the one of the best ways to lose weight is by sleeping
>just sleeping when you think you're gonna be hungry, sleep as much as possible and eat as little as possible
>eat one big meal and go into hibernation
>literally slept 12-15 hours a day for weeks
>ended up gaining 7 pounds

weight loss is a fucking SCAM

spoiler: all of those comments were posted by obese 22 year old (male) neets with 1/2 a chin between them

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>girls would rather fuck an orange Hitler called Drumpf than you

what picture was there before you put the dolan on it?

>>34874480
I want to make this qt worship my feet.

>>34874480
stop giving me more waifus, r9k

>>34874480
Why does she talk like she has down syndrome?

>>34874377

It's probably /soc/

inb4 som1 bashed ur fav game
but /v/ at real nigga hours is incredibly comfy, and the banter is not pure edgelord-core

>>34874377
Did the bad people on the internet say mean things to you?

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Ugly people being happy is a miracle that not even Disney can pull off.

>>34874352
>princess
She's a literal gypsy harlot

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>>34874352
Their just friends.hahaha

>>34874288
you are probably fat and ugly
orignalle

>>34874288
>what the fuck am I doing wrong?

Listening to ugly trolls from /r/asianmasculinity

>>34874288
Don't fall for memes, if you're under 7/10 you have no chance with any race bud.