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>>36998765
Eat you own cummies. Her loss, not yours.

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>>36998765
OP, you will never experience a girl eating your cummies as a real teenager. You'll never experience true, naive, young teenage love and sex. This night some people will remember for literally the rest of their lives, and you will never have that feeling.

It's depressing, yes. But you have to accept it. Welcome to being a robot, you faggot.

>>36998765
Honestly, drink yourself retarded at home tonight. I remember the night of prom, and it was fucking painful thinking that my oneitis was going to get fucked by someone else that night. If I were you, I'd drink to soften the blow and watch a few of your favorite movies before passing out. I'm sorry you gotta go through this, anon. Sending good vibes your way.

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I miss Kakyoin so much, robots

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I finally caught one of these threads again. Proud of you my man, keep it up!

all praise cool kakyoin

btw i have to fucking use the new captcha even tho i have legacy selected??? this is horse shit

qt sociopath I reckon

>>36998553
kys orbiter

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I saw her teasing thread the other day that got removed, it was just pure cringe. She's an 8 at best
cant beat rose

>>36998531
Actually dying, was dead for close to 3 mins.

Lost lots of blood from wild dog attack.

Trying to hang myself with my shoelaces in a crisis unit. Shit snapped just as I was losing conciousness.

>>36998637
Holy shit greentext anon.

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I don't think I could've died but there was one time where it sure felt like I was dying.
>10-11 y/o
>autismo fat kid
>get bored one day and try to learn how to do somersaults
>try to do one on my bed
>almost finish one
>hear a crack
>sharp pain in my back
>realize I can't breathe
>can push air out, can't get any back in
>feels like I could breathe out forever
>panic
>I don't want to die
>eventually manage to get a breath in
>back hurts too much to move
>get up after maybe 20 minutes laying there
Was fine afterward but I've always had an irrational fear of any sort of gymnastics since then

>>36998427
>MUH DIK
>MUH DIK MOTHAFUCKA

>>36998427
Nobody likes black

>>36999018
Women with daddy issues and degradation fetishes do.

Fun fact: if she's fucked blacks she's fucked dogs as well

>Thinking wagecucks care about their employers
There's a reason we steal and cheat and fuck them over every single chance we get.

>>36998413
This, plus there's a middle ground: Work hard to build skills and save money to have a bit of financial security, then use these things as leverage to get promoted or find a better job elsewhere.

>>36998400
whats the story behind the photo OP?

I found on my application for my wagecuck job from a few years ago a big "I like him! With a smile face written on it."

Too bad I burn every bridge I have because I'm mentally unstable.

>you will never eat sugar bits and powder in a back ally while also sipping on some fine hand lotion

>>36998365
Lotion? More like hand sanitizer stolen from a pharmacy

>>36998365
Im going to mix them up in a sludge. So far the gems taste like rock candy 8/10 and the funfetti powder is just as goos as i remembered 10/10

>>36998329
Excellent you're removing yourself from the gene pool. attaboy failure

Just go on hrt, same thing.

>>36998346
You're not answering my question.
>>36998358
I don't want to be a woman.

>>36998113
what constitutes a true robot then?

>>36998113
I hope you get a panic attack

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>>36998113
I have had over a dozen sexual partners and I'm staying on your board cry harder piss baby

>>36998094
You are finding your place, a place where you can live happily in reality. Don't fuck it up.

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>>36998094
Fuq nigger dont encourage fat whores ree

32 reporting in, you'll probably lose interest in finding a fuckhole as well in a year or two

Tell them you hired a prostitute.

By not having any friends because I'm not a fucking normie

>>36997997
/thread
origirgirigi

>>36997750
was supposed to babysit my sister but ended up leaving her crying on the couch as i went to play vidya. keep in mind she was less than a year old at the time

One day...

I tried...to LIVE....

I raped my mom's friend's daughter and convinced her not to tell.

I'm pretty sure it was underwater, so probably die

be shrek because all is swamp

If I'm holding this bottle of Vodka do I still have it?

>>36997643
also

"Don't talk to me until I've finished my coffee."

>>36997643
"I am a drug addict who cannot function without a fix, but it is ok as it has become widely socially acceptable and encouraged" - English

>>36997643
"Don't talk to me."

and

"Don't talk to me."

>>36997598
Hanging yourself with your hands bound in the wilderness

>>36997598
>irreversible

yeah that's the tough part man, usually after you kill yourself the doctors at the hospital just rez you with a spell

fucking retard

>>36997598
Depends on if they have a full revive on them. But even then you're still kinda fucked because you don't regain PP.