Saturday cwt again
Discuss your 2D crush/lover and be kind. If you'd like to post images of her and share any feelings regarding her and what you have with/for her, this is a place for that.
What makes you say that?
I love my waifu, Akarin. She is very nice and calming. It's reassuring to know that she is looking out for me everyday.
>look at myself in the mirror
>hey I look pretty good
>dad makes us take a family photo
>in the picture I look like a fucking deformed circus clown from outer space with a long football shaped head and the most repulsively ugly smile I've ever seen
I just don't get it.
On one hand, a lot of people say that your reflection isn't accurate because the image is flipped, but that shouldn't make you look that different. All your features should look the same, just reversed.
I'm hoping my dad was just using the wrong lens focal length for the picture and that's why I looked so ugly. But I think everyone else looked relatively normal in the picture. I don't know.
It's prom night for alot of high schoolers today. There will be tons of teenage sex and partying tonight. I'm a senior and my oneitis is going to prom with a chad. How do I cope knowing that she is going to eat his cummies?
OP, you will never experience a girl eating your cummies as a real teenager. You'll never experience true, naive, young teenage love and sex. This night some people will remember for literally the rest of their lives, and you will never have that feeling.
It's depressing, yes. But you have to accept it. Welcome to being a robot, you faggot.
Honestly, drink yourself retarded at home tonight. I remember the night of prom, and it was fucking painful thinking that my oneitis was going to get fucked by someone else that night. If I were you, I'd drink to soften the blow and watch a few of your favorite movies before passing out. I'm sorry you gotta go through this, anon. Sending good vibes your way.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
I finally caught one of these threads again. Proud of you my man, keep it up!
Why is Ash so perfect robots???
I saw her teasing thread the other day that got removed, it was just pure cringe. She's an 8 at best
cant beat rose
What is the closest to death you ever been? Tell me.
I don't think I could've died but there was one time where it sure felt like I was dying.
>autismo fat kid
>get bored one day and try to learn how to do somersaults
>try to do one on my bed
>almost finish one
>hear a crack
>sharp pain in my back
>realize I can't breathe
>can push air out, can't get any back in
>feels like I could breathe out forever
>I don't want to die
>eventually manage to get a breath in
>back hurts too much to move
>get up after maybe 20 minutes laying there
Was fine afterward but I've always had an irrational fear of any sort of gymnastics since then
Do Slavic girls like black?
>being a wagecuck
>thinking employers care about you
This, plus there's a middle ground: Work hard to build skills and save money to have a bit of financial security, then use these things as leverage to get promoted or find a better job elsewhere.
whats the story behind the photo OP?
I found on my application for my wagecuck job from a few years ago a big "I like him! With a smile face written on it."
Too bad I burn every bridge I have because I'm mentally unstable.
I got the ingredients
Is anyone here familiar with chemical castration? How easy is it go get in the US? I'm sick of feeling no gf and I want to take a metaphorical oxycontin for my emotional pain.
Just a quick reminder that "issues" like anxiety and avoiding confrontation of your problems immediately make it clear that you're not a robot, just a failed normie at most. It implies being able to fix them, once you overcome your weak mindedness, thus not really being rotten and hopeless like you claim you are (which a robot would be). You're just scared of growing up, which is understandable as it's a hard phase of ones life. Don't blame it on being a robot though, faking that stuff is obnoxious.
How do you get over your weak mind? God, who knows. "Get over it" is all I can tell you. I do know that you will be fine though. You can do it.
I have had over a dozen sexual partners and I'm staying on your board cry harder piss baby
>30 years old
>no interest in hot girls anymore
>just want a plump average looking fuckhole to deposit my semen in nightly
Is something wrong with me?
Fuq nigger dont encourage fat whores ree
How do you deflect/lie when your friends asks if you are a virgin? Hard mode: they know you've never been in a relationship.
What is the most fucked up thing you've ever done, /r9k/?
>you are teleported to your exact location, 1000 years ago
if you're in a tall building, imagine you're on ground level