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>>35310020
i guess they dont, though ive got schizotypal disorder. you get the disorder basically for wearing strange clothes.

>>35311146

That sounds a little bit auto-diagnosed. I don't know, anon... Maybe you are schizotypal. I am sceptic about these kind of disorders anyway.

Maybe I would get diagnosed too, with an schizoid or an avoidant personality disorder, but that would require going outside.

>>35310010
Sex is largely for intimacy. Being held by someone who likes you enough to let you put your peepee in her vagina is a feeling like no other.

>>35310074
That does sound nice... cuddling and intimacy are things I still crave

>>35309991

Are you Chad? No? They don't.

>>35309991
they go out of their way to talk to you

well if it can ventilate nice and reliably gets to the temperature you want I'd say it likes you enough

Forgot to add she's 40somehing and I'm 18 if that wasn't obvious

>>35309953
run baby run

It's like... eh so what?

No, because I lift weights and eat a healthy diet so I have high testosterone and a working sexual system.

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>>35309837

Yea, my dick hasn't worked the past few years, probably a combination of absolutely shit diet, getting past 30 and beginning heart issues seeing many of my older relatives have had different heart problems. Not that it matters anyway tho.

>>35310003
What do you typically eat in a week anon? What's your exercise routine like?

>>35309827
wheres his penis

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>people walking around naked at a busy EDM festival

This is why I'd never go to one of these things

>>35309890
He was actually on drugs and security was trying to catch him because he kept dry humping girls which is why he's being punched

It was years ago she was in trouble she found a way to solve her problem it would probably bother me at times but wouldn't stop me

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>>35309783

>she doesn't have enough cash for the new IPhone
>first thing she does is sell her ass not to one, but to 20 guys at once
>do you stay or leave?

God damn you gave me a good laugh mang. Is that supposed to be a tough choice?

>>35309783
No girl that has had 20 cocks inside her would ever be satisfied with just me. Might as well end it now before she ruins my life

>Well, my mother and I are pretty close...

>>35309766

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>>35309729
Post her picture (Yes, I wrote her. What the fuck will you do about it, bigot?)

>>35309819
His picture got deleted when he blocked me and i'm going to call you a faggot.

Are you gay OP wtf?

>>35309718
>using ABP
yeah, you should probably kys

>>35309769
wtf do you use, the cool adblocker changes every other fucking month

There's an LGBT board for a reason

Get out degenerate

>>35309710
>Reminder that not only are traps not gay, cute guys aren't gay either.
I agree
and I think other's should agree as well

>>35309752
this shouldn't go on /lgbt/ because there's nothing gay about it

>/feel/ a new r9k but with actual rules. Posts having to relate to robothood or general feels. The rules wpuld be very lenient to allow general discussion, but no extreme sexual posting, or femal worship threads.

>/cog/ its basically /vg/ but for /co/, because holy fuck the general threads their desperately need their own board, and a yellow one just to make things easier.

>/lgbt/ board for faggots and trannies so they'll stay out of /r9k/

/celeb/

A board for waifu, celebrity talk, youtubers, and streamers; They don't really have a board yet they're talked about on all the other boards

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Anon.... I don't think that's how it works.

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I know a guy who can solve all of your problems, anon...

>>35309681
seek christ

>>35309462
>lovelyinsignificance

That's a bi-polar whore for sure my dude.

>32
attempt to fuck, move on regardless of outcome

>>35309462
Worth a roll in the hay at least.

>>35309421
Ohh si muy bueno amigo

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>>35309421
>My wife's son is an alt-reich
>Thinks my wife is oppressing me by making me go to work in a chastity cage every day while she stays home and fucks lines of black men and waits for me to come home with her money

Can we just delete /pol/