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>>35702773
who's this? I've seen this picture before but have no idea who the actress is.

Not if I sodomize you and him first

>>35703076
Daphne Rosen.

>>35702755
i dont think anyone on 4chan wants to live, try again confucius

Pretty sure that guy from Cosmos tells me everything is science and molecules and chemicals

try again kiddo

>>35702755
We're complicated creatures. Not to mention, the smarter you are, the more likely you are to be depressed. Most humans may not be intelligent, but we certainly take in more than of our animal counterparts in this world.

I WOULD say try to not think about it all, but I know that's almost impossible. So, rather we should just take life as an adventure. Like a videogame you're still figuring out and know nearly nothing about. Just a giant RPG, only there's no guarantee you'll respawn.

>>35702662
Why not realise that all asian girls look gross

Because social status matters almost just as much to men as it does to women.

>>35702662
Dem Thai ladybois man

>>35702631
>There are no more pics of this kind of thing
>There are not a couple of things so you can compare which ones are the fake tits and the real tits.
Ugh

>>35702631
If I get to do it does that mean I'll never die?

>>35702631
I've done way better than that, and way more than that.

>>35702628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iC351IbtqC

Your voice is pretty normal.

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>>35702628
https://clyp.it/f4xpsd5c
Requests?

>>35702908
https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-sun-wields-mercy/

I've toold myself that hundreds of time
now ive just accepted taht i love porn

>>35702570
Nah

Originalio

Fucking original

Same, I've told that to myself about seriously 20 times. And shamelessly deleting my porn folder. Just to regret it one day later when my balls start feeling like melons.

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>>35702518

I'm well over 6ft and have never had a GF. Now early 20s an planning on being a wizard, life is pretty good.

Really not sure where the whole "height matters" thing comes into play with dating

>>35702518

Because you are only a manlet by /fit/ standards. Actual manlets AKA people under 5'8 have it pretty shitty.

>>35702751
Yeah, I get that a lot of things are shit. Most of the concern though I've seen is about sex life. Not sure if my dad was just really good at women, but he's had one kid each with three different women, not to mention anyone else he's fucked.

So there is still hope on that front.

post a timestamp and I'll throw in some otherwise get lost pound sand

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>>35702243
Here's a timestamp. Not backwards this time

>>35702313
fuck! you look good enough to rape

>>35702181
lol girls don't go on 4chan

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Vibraton 9000

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I bought this but I can't fit it in my pussy so I just rub it on my clit lol

>>35702140
Dunno what this room is all about but have a bump.

>>35702140
join our discord server instead

we are a BMAF discord for a chill hangout

>>35702323
forgot link

https://discord.gg/GecJP

>>35702088
Just fuck your mom already

>>35702088
>smoking
Yeah, she will smell like tobacco and her lips will have the worst scent you could ever smell.

Nnopenopenopenope.

Smokers smell is disgusting

for me is getting really fucked up with drugs from time to time, but its getting old, idk what ill do next

>>35702408
hobby that makes you happy only way to not off yourself on shitty earth

what are your dreams? like the thing you could do if you could do anything (realistically. exploring the galaxy doesn't count)

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Profound feel op but I think I can top it.

>ywn have a dominant bf who treats you like a sex slave often but genuinely loves you and treats you amazing the other times including romantic dinners and plenty of head pats

What do you robots think of this one?

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I like both of these posts.

>>35702084
same but i want a gf (female)

The rest of her natural life, of course. We'd have to cut back on a lot, but I think we could afford it.

we literally wouldnt be able to or we would lose our houses

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Weekly income for my household is like $300

it probably really sucks being twice-subhuman in a world of humans.

>>35701934
Aids, no one wants you and you smell and are fat.

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Yeah I bet it fucking sucks