Any OSRS players here?
Just created a new hardcore ironman, if there are enough us we could make a nice comfy clan chat.
Java fags report here
>>36039563
Hi, yes, me.
Usually play in class or before school, got 96 pray yesterday pic related
username isluckyone
>>36039665
wtf happened to osrs????? looks different.
>>36039665
you guys have a cc? i want osrs friends
ITT: the most embarassing thing you ever experienced or witnessed?
>Be at bar with friend
>He has been eyeing a girl up all night
>Gets to the point where he wants to make a move
>"Watch this anon"
>He walks over while she is ordering at the bar
>Stands next to her
>Intentionally elbows her drink down the front of her dress
>Begins to say something but then freezes up
>He gets slapped
You know when something is so awkward that it physically hurts to look
>>36039514
That was your time to go up, apologize about your friend and help her out. He was wing manning you. by being an idiot.
>>36039514
yep thats called cringe anon, true cringe not what these normalfags watch on their cringecomps which is usually just general awkwardness.
>go over a female friends house for the first time
>hanging out watching a scary movie
>little bro comes in
>"are you going to date my sister"
>autism hits
>"y-you too"
not that bad but fuck I couldve done so much better
>>36039518
And get involved with a drunken roastie? No thanks anon, im happy with myself and keeping to myself without the trouble of roasties.
>"oh yeah just go outside and run dude lose some weight!"
>mfw extremely busy street outside
>mfw all the people will see me autism-running and getting out of breath 30 seconds in
Just go for a walk then. Walk laps around your yard, do anything to get yourself moving you fat shit. And stop eating so much fucking garbage.
>>36039524
>just walk laps around your yard
haha
Doesn't your city have a park?
My grandma whom I was very close with just died. My mom is in agony. Fuck life.
My condolences, dear anon. I know that feel.
Sorry to hear that, OP.
>>36039420
It will be easier to live with over time. Just be there for your mom and reassure her that you guys are gonna make it, because it sounds like you care about her.
>traps are ga-
>>36039307
That's Emily Rudd, not a trap. You can't trick me that easily.
>>36039307
Trying to trick us wif dis semen demon nice try
>>36039307
If it has a penis and you have a penis, it's gay.
Why hate crazy nerd sluts when you could be with one, get consistently good sex and have shared interests?
Ophelia, pic related, who used to post here is a perfect example, she's a porn star and crazy she'd make a great partner if you're weird too.
Because crazy nerd sluts have extremely high standards, arguably higher than regular women? Spending 90% of your time on male-centric websites where men worship you for existing makes you go really far down the rabbit hole of narcissism.
>>36039309
High standards vs perfect compatibility seems like an easy call. Besides, Ophelia hasn't used 4chan for years so perhaps she's over that mentality and could be easier to maintain.
>>36039309
couldn't it be argued they have no self-esteem also?
I'm accomplished, financially secure, single and rather bored.
Should I adopt some poor African kid and give him a great life?
No.
Regression to mean.
accept me and fund my neetdom, current parents are dissapointed in my because even though I graduated high school early like a good boy I dont want to go to college and are currently trying to put me in rehab because they caught me high once even though every one to date has said thats crazy talk. Ill make dinner and wash my own clothes and keep my room tidy for a steady supply of good boy points, think about it ok?
>>36039088
How abot you do what YOU want you fuckhead.
>marriage rate is on decline
>birth rate is on the decline
>long term relationships are on the decline
>suicide rate is rising
>depression rate is rising
>lifetime expectancy has plateaued
Is Western Society dying
>trannies are mainstream
>women are literally fucking dogs and foreign refugees
Yes I'd say so
>>36039053
Fuck yeah! Shit's fucking rad yo!
It's called generation z for a reason
Why type of porn is popular with hispanics? Guys tend to watch porn where the male actor is the same race as them so they can self-insert.
White and black pornstars are common, asians can watch JAV or something, so what do the latinos watch?
Pov
Also, dark skinned girls but not black hot as hell
>>36039048
Same thing you caucasians watch, I suppose.
My skin is not brown enough to identify with the classic cholos of my race, so I can still self insert in a caucasian video as long as the guy has white skin and black hair.
Lesbian and bondage are my favorite things.
>>36039187
>as long as the guy has white skin and black hair
That's a pretty rare phenotype
>tfw left home
>tfw it got so much better
>tfw becoming a normie
We're all gonna make it
>>36039044
Look idk what you're talking but, wouldn't it be weird if you're just walking into work like normal, then all of a sudden you die but your body turns into a bunch of lizzards... I'm just tripping man idk what is going on
>>36039044
>left home
How? More detail please
>>36039260
Went to uni.
Absolutely zero stress compared to home (and $10,000 a year spare money from studentbux, but no stress is the most important thing)
>be 6th grade me
>have very close friend group
>pretty much brothers
>they call my mom "mom"
>good old days
>dad lost job years ago and we're running out of money
>market crashes
>no jobs anywhere near home
>find out we're moving across the country
>decide to have best "last summer" with friends
>have best two months ever
>move day comes
>crying, saying goodbyes, usual moving shit
>get to my very best friend, Kris.
>we decide not to say goodbye because goodbyes mean we won't see each other.
>move away
>year passes, no time to visit home
>slowly losing touch with friends, but not Kris
>next year passes, still talking to Kris
>we're family at this point
>winter of sophomore year in high school
>Kris stops responding
>ohshit.jpeg
>get worried
>months pass, no contact
>finally hear back
>Tells me he's been busy getting things in order
>lol wut
>goes on to tell me he's been diagnosed with stomach cancer
>indescribable feeling
>need to visit now
>poorfag with no money for ticket
>tell him we haven't said goodbye yet so it isn't over
>time passes, finally get to visit
>can't get in contact
>in hometown but can't find Kris
>feels bad man
>try to get in touch before I have to leave
>nothing
>cry entire flight home
>ask him why he stopped talking
>told me he didn't want to be seen while being treated with chemo
>get frustrated
>tell him he wasted my money and time
>stop talking
>time passes
>occasional small conversation over Facebook
>get call one day
>old area code
>stomach sinks
>I know what the calls for
>pick up
>It's Kris' mom
>he died three days ago
>I never got to say goodbye
>tfw it's been years and I still struggle to get out of bed with the regret of never saying goodbye or telling Kris how much he meant. I've hated myself ever since and I don't think I'll ever recover.
>Goodbye Kris.
>>36039004
It was his choice. I don't see a single reason why it is your fault that you didn't say goodbye.
>>36039004
I'm sorry you lost your brother anon.
>>36039004
Right in the god damn fucking feels
thanks anon
Drunk best friend crashed in my bed, we've always flirted but never gone through with anything because of her boyfriend. Do I shed my few morals and take advantage or just be a good friend?
>>36038979
fuck off normal fag don't do it 33432
She probably thinks you wouldn't rape her
Time to prove her wrong
>>36038979
Let her sleep it off, hope she doesn't puke or shit your bed.
Rick and morty, robot or normie or somewhere inbetween? I'm standing more normie territory on this one, the concept isnt exceptionally unique and It just appeals to the increasingly normie nihlistic ideals/mindset.
it's Reddit and Memey
There are plenty of great and enjoyable shows, movies, bands, video games etc. that are essentially for normalfags. In fact I'd say that's the case for most of them. The problem with Rick and Morty is that it's shit.
>>36038940
It's kind of interesting how cool it's become to hate this how since Reddit picked it up. I remember before season 2 aired, you'd get torn apart on here for talking shit about it.
>So what are we going to name our daughter, Anon?
Feelia
>>36038934
Inessa
>>36038934
pepenia
>*answer the door*
>"Anon are you going to take responsibility for your child?"
wat do?
i'll take responsibilty for ending your life roastie
>>36038928
Wish I contributed the semen it took to make that, but you're mistaken dumb bitch - I'm a 29 year old virgin!
>>36038928
Probably take her in and when the kid comes out black I'll have a good fap for the next 18 years because I'm a cuckhold.