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ls shitposting a art or an science?
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>>38702446
That's too broad of a question. If you divide shitposting into its two subfields of bait and replies, it's easier to form an answer. Baiting is a science, there is an objective reason behind it. Replying is an art, it is a thing of beauty, not equations.
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>>38702446
Haha funny pic
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>>38702446
very nice friendo
very nice
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>banned from r/canada again
christ that gets old
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>>38702438
>Posting on any Canadian sub that isn't /r/metacanada
What is wrong with you?
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who here /BC/
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>>38702470
>only talk in your safespaces
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>tfw you ran out of Zoloft so you haven't taken one tonight and you're drinking a Monster
>tfw you just realize how this is a bad idea
>tfw your vision is starting to get a little blurry and your mind is a little bit lightheaded
I hate my body and mind. Seriously.
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I just mixed wine, zoloft, and some weed together. I'm starting to not care if all of this makes me retarded because my problems come from being a mentally sick baby.
RIDE THE RAINBOW FAGGOT
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>>38702425
How risky is it to drink vodka while taking zoloft?
I dont want to get wasted or anything, I just enjoy the taste, but I drink 200 mg zoloft every night for my OCD
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>>38702473
The only risk would be serotonin syndrome, basically overloading your cns with serotonin, putting your body into shock blah blah and probably killing you. This is pretty hard to do though.
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>women put penises in their mouth
>my mother and my sister do it
Why does this trigger me?
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>>38702360
I'm torn between saying it's because you have morals, and calling you a degenerate for thinking about this in the first place.
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>>38702360
You're focusing on the wrong things.
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>>38702360
We're psychologically wired to not view family members that we've lived in close proximity with that way. You brain is attempting to come to terms with the idea that something it had vehemently labeled as a non-sexual entity is in fact a sexual entity.
You can know logically speaking that most every woman does these things including your family members and guaranteed your mother at some point but subconsciously the thought itself is taboo enough to set off an instinctual knee jerk reaction.
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Why don't you live in your car yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKhf_XarJmE
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if you think for a second i'm clicking that roastie attention whore's video link and giving her another view, you are sadly mistaken.
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>>38702301
>light hair
>dark brows
>blue eyes
A CUTE!
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>>38702301
If I had a rape van and nowhere else to live I probably would. Using gym membership for showering would be cheaper than paying rent.
I dunno where I'd park it that it wouldn't cause unwanted attention while I slept though
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the only reason i want to move to the US is because male nudity is more common there, like everywhere. i can go to public swimming pool and when it's showering time, voila. i can participate in WNBR without my parents knowing. there's just so many stuffs that i jerk off to, that i want to make real, that i can't let my parents know.
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yeah the only reason is degeneracy. don't worry i'll assimilate smoothly
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>>38702232
When are you moving? Where and how?
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>>38702407
idk sometime in the future. probably NYC, the only american city i can tolerate. by idk, there must be a way. there must be a visa for entrepreneurs. i'll save up and start business there. there must be a visa for that. moving in shouldn't be hard. this earth is no one's.
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What is a good, uplifiting, cheerful, interesting, whimsical, board?
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Not gonna lie, I need some time off /r9k/ before it leads me to finally off myself
ty in advance
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>>38702179
>>>/trash/
Origigig
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>>>/r/eddit
should fit you nicely
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>>38702179
Well OP, you could pick one of the niche interest or creative boards to develop a hobby. /his/ is quite nice.
Regarding the more random boards like /r9k/ however, /b/ is a shuffling corpse full of porn, /bant/ is full of autists arguing over forced memes, /qa/ is nice if you're into weebshit. Tight-nit community over there.
Maybe have a look at [s4s] as well. Although they're uplifting in a way, their style isn't for everyone. Try looking at /fit/ also if you want motivation.
What do white chads think of immigrants and refugees?
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>>38702097
We're full, go home
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Probably think I'm going to get some Exotic pussy
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>>38702097
It's complicated. We should provide them some humanitarian help, but an uncontrolled flow of migrants should be stopped, because it causes social unrest t.chad that lurks this board
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I'm so fucking mad. Mad at cops attacking and stealing from people just living their lives, mad at politicians spewing the same lies with smiles on their faces. Mad at businessmen doing everything they can to make life harder for the rest of us so that they can buy a fourth car. Mad at land developers causing species to go extinct so that they can build another flimsy disgusting gas station. Mad at low class bums abusing cashiers and holding up the line to buy lotto tickets and then throwing their trash on the ground. Mad at baby boomers sitting in their ivory towers, criticizing young people trying to make it in a world that the older people leeched off of. Mad at young people virtue signaling and attacking anyone who goes against their identity politics. Mad at smug motherfuckers in all positions of power, smirking down at us and saying, "heh, tough luck kid." Mad that there's a fucking law for everything restricting where I go, what I say, what I buy, everything. Humans are such a disgusting, wasteful, deceitful, selfish species who deserves the extinction we are hurtling towards.
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I hear you bro but we're like roaches so humanity's going to stick around unless there's a supernova or some shit.
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Just turn off the computer and go outside. It costs nothing to walk around
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>>38702128
Yeah the super rich will hang on in their underground bunker cities and their space stations once they've made the planet unlivable for the rest of us
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How do I move from a small town to a big city
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>>38702033
You drive and if you don't have a car ya take the bus or theres also planes and trains.
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>>38702033
By packing a bag and going
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Why would you? As long as your Internet situation is alright you're much better off staying away from overpopulated liberal wastelands.
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I've just now realised that codeine is the perfect robot drug
>why is this a robot drug?
Because robots don't know anyone, and that includes dealers.
Literally just crush up some codeine pills, mix with water, leave in the freezer for 20 mins and then pour through a coffee filter to filter out the paracetamol (codeine is water soluble, nothing else in the pill is). Then you have your finished product, codeine infused water.
Feels comfy senpai.
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A robot would no how to use the internet to get drugs. Codeine is marijuana tier normalfag drug.
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>>38701978
if you dont know a dealer how would you get code
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You need a prescription for codeine here. Dextromethorphan is the true robot's drug.
>>38702008
AlphaBay is not user friendly at all. Most of the stuff seems to be EU to EU.
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Be humble or be humbled
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>>38701971
i am the humbler
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>>38701971
For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.
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>>38702093
except when they aren't
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God this is so hot, what do you think robots
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>>38701931
Pretty fun if you're bros with the other guy and you both treat the girl like a slut.
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Why would any woman want to do anal when they don't have a prostate?
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>>38701931
I think I'm really confused, how is the head of that guy's dick going through her shitpipe to her vag?
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why did i have to be born in a time post-slavery ;-;
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>tfw blackbot
>tfw not serving huge white cocks
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>>38701925
Did I say you could get out of your pen white boi?
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>born just in time to witness the enslavement of whites
Can't wait to have my harem of cute white boys desu
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Those who do not work shall not eat.
Find something to do instead of wasting your life here.
Work and find cash
Sell tin cans for a change
Recyle stuff
Do crime it is still a job
Just get off your ass from the screen
Only you can change yourself
Start today find a job! Street sweeping, dish washing, food serving work it all it is human duty to work to fulfill our needs. If you are waiting for gibs, you are worthless lazy bum who do not deserve food you should starve yourself
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>>38701887
Fuck off wagecuck, why don't you go and (((contribute to society))).
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>>38701887
>Do crime it is still a job
>encouraging chaosfags
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>>38701887
ah yes the ramblings from a wagie