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>6'0" is now king of manlets status

how fucked are you?
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>>38132226
THEY AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE, WHITE WOMEN WOULD RATHER FUCK A DOG THAN A LONELY MANLET BETA

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>>38132318
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH THIS?!?
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>>38132348
ABSOLUTE TRASH, YOU THOUGHT WOMEN WERE BAD FOR HAVING SEX WITH BLACK MEN?

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is cum degenerate
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only if you don't recycle it
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only if you're not eating mine
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>>38132353
>ywn experience something like pic related
Why live

>be black
>work retail and fast food
>now hate black customers

Any stories, anon?

I will post in a sec...
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>work retail
>black person stealing AGAIN
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>Hey anon can I get a lb of tenders
comes out $7
>Come on anon help a brother out.

Every day.
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>>38132223
I hear black people don't tip or are really shitty tippers, is that true?

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IT'S CALLED A HOAGIE GOD DAMNIT

FUCK YOU SUB SANDWICH NORMALFAGS
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>>38132211
It's obviously called a dagwood
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ITS CALLED A HERO YOU FUCKING RETARD
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>>38132211
If I learned anything by spending time in Pennsylvania, it's that you may just be one of the most retarded states in the union.

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>bf says we can do stuff together on his day off
>he has today off, waiting patiently for him
>gets online and barely says a few words to me

>immediately goes and plays a game i don't have with someone else

fugg i'm so jealous, i was waiting for days for this too
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Maybe he's doing it just to make you jealous.
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>>38132220
Thisbis what I do.
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>>38132209
post your discord and be my bf instead

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Who here taller than 6ft?
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I'm 6'2" but I don't 6ft is considered tall
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>>38132630
It's average
/orravan
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>>38132630
Same. But im also somewhat skinny. However lately ive been gaining some weight, that makes me happy.

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> *smacks lips*
> Ayo anon
> spit a verse my nig
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See the bricks on the counter
Man, they all based
Still stay messing with the powder like Scarface
Stay clean with the jakes
Never getting calls traced
Leave 'em dead in the river, unsolved case
Holla at ya bitch, she be knowing how my balls taste
Rich city champions, yeah we going All State
Iceberg Snoopy, Donatello, purple Gucci, going all grape
Uzi aiming low, shoot a playa in the prostate
I don't go hard in the paint, killa I'm paintless
Stripped down raw motherfucker I be ancient
See the flow ain't nothing but amazing
Heat from the barrel leave you shriveled like a raisin
Start running, I'mma start gunning
Pull up in a hearse, damn right I'mma stun 'em
I'mma done - done 'em
Pray for the Sun up
Clappin' by himself with his boys right in front of him
I don't give a fuck, Ugly Mane stay illin'
Never got a smile so you know how I'm feeling
If you smell smoke then you know I'm in the building
You ain't seen ya man, you can bet that I killed him
You see me counting stacks
You see me swerving through
You see me moving past
Playa I'm not like you
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I LIKE DOG
AND I LIKE CAT

FUCK MY ASS DADDY
OH YEAH
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>>38132112
They call me Dr. Cuck
Cause every bitch I've loved in life has gone and fucked
Some other guy before my eyes,
Couldn't even taste the cum
The names of angels fallen from my pedestal in heaven
Steal through all the craters in my brain while I be smoking sticks
Crying over stupid tricks
That's this faggot's way of life
Bitter nigger thought he'd ever find himself a fucking wife

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>There are people who were born after you and died within your lifetime.
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So who cares anon
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>>38132078
Tragic isnt it. There's nothing that can be done about this though so you just gotta keep trudging on.
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getting old is the worst feeling ever

If you want to lose weight, why don't you just stop eating?

If you stop eating, there's no fuel going into your body, therefore your body will cannibalize itself until you are thin.

Ate nothing all day, except had a couple zero calorie pepsi.. :D
I'm going to be thin, and get off this virginity ride.
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/fit/ fag here
Excersize becomes enjoyable after a while. I always hated it and found it boring and didn't enjoy the sensation, but after about 3 weeks of regular excersize, I noticed an improvement and started to look forward to going to the gym. You can do it anon, I believe in you.
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Because if you stop eating all together sure you will lose the weight but then you'll gain it back just as easily.
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>>38133073
Not if you watch your calories.
After not eating for just so long, it trains your ability to suppress your appetite.
And there are ways to rebuilding your metabolism without eating like a pig again.

My brother, aunt and father all lost hundreds of pounds by restricting calories, and they maintain their weight by living healthier lives. My dad goes to mcdonalds every day and doesn't gain weight.

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You need to watch your health.
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>>38132068
Lol no, i want to die sooner
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>>38132609
If you were serious, you would just go jump off of a bridge right now.
Is that really what you're all about? Fucking idiot.
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>>38133385
Hey, i've always been a coward piece of shit

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I assume not everyone here is a >tfw no gf permavirgin.

People who are in or have been in relationships, what are some feels you have?

I'm in the death throes of one. It really hurts when you both love each other, but you know you're just incompatible. You just want to keep trying and trying, but it doesn't work. I just wish I could be a different enough person for it to be perfect.
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>I assume not everyone here is a >tfw no gf permavirgin.
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Eh, I used to hang out here when I was tfwnogf. I'm still pretty much the same person, just more mature and less hung up on misogyny and obssession over gfs. The underlying insecurities and social retardation remain.
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I discovered I wasn't sexually repressed, I'm just a regular old whore.
We fucked every night for a couple of months and then... I started fucking other boys. I love him, and he's the one I want to be with (he knows what's going on and allows it to happen), but I need to get my dick inside cute boys all the time.

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what do you guys do to make you feel less bad about not having a gf? i watch the yt channel "teacup audio"
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eating garbage
exercise
shitposting all day
party rocking
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realize that having a gf entails spending time with her, buying her useless crap and putting up with her friends and listening to her inane crap. I realized I didn't want a gf, I just want a warm blow up doll. Saving up for one boyos
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>>38131949
how do you make exercise bearable? im a little overweight and want to work out but its boring as hell and hard to muster up the courage

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>tfw no gf (male) ((female))
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>>38131843
She's a female power lifter I used to follow her on Instagram.
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>tfw no gf (male (female (male)) female (intersex))x(female+male/2^intersex^2)
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>>38131883
>I used to
why did you stop?

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>Come home

>Go to room

>"Yo anon watchu think of this willy?"

What do you do?
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I would get down and suck on it. I literally have no other choice.

It's not that he would threaten with me with physical violence, it's that's he's a magnificent Black God that is in clear need of sexual release. I, along with many men and women, are more than happy to attend to that task.
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>>38131934
This. Nothing would make me happier than sucking a black gods huge cock.
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>>38131934
>>38131993
my god you guys really are gay

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i'm a 25 yo with 2 uni dropouts and currently no job how do i fix my life?
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>>38131687
If you think anyone else can help you with that you're still lost. Take some time to think.
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>>38131687
"Son, it's simple. You walk into the place and speak with whoever's in charge. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, address him as 'Sir,' give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's as simple as that."
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>>38131687

become a contractor


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