[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 2322. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: pepecon.png (22KB, 612x491px) Image search: [Google]
pepecon.png
22KB, 612x491px
Murphy's Law is real right? I can't remember the last time something good or lucky has ever happened to me, it's almost always the worst possible scenario.
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
I like to think all of the good fortune I've had in my life was only to lead me into worse misfortune along the line. I passed school and was accepted into university which I then passed only to be unhireable with 50,000 debt and no experience

File: 1489340846324.jpg (807KB, 1127x3763px) Image search: [Google]
1489340846324.jpg
807KB, 1127x3763px
Can we have a YRYL thread? I really like reading what gets posted in these threads
2 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: 1471630630238.jpg (654KB, 1150x3664px) Image search: [Google]
1471630630238.jpg
654KB, 1150x3664px
originalidididi

how do you obtain motivation?
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38305424
For me it's 2 weeks off weed.
After a week my motivation comes back rapidly.
If you don't smoke weed then I don't know what to suggest at all.

File: 1478102845868.png (907KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1478102845868.png
907KB, 1280x720px
>37 year old Wizard living on my own
>Have older sister with 3 daughters
>Her husband passed away from lung cancer
>Older sister and her husband were poor as dirt
>Sister struggling to get by on her own
>She asks me for a little money a couple times
>Always help her when I can
>Go visit my sister last weekend for my youngest niece's birthday
>They can't afford a party so I bought them a cake and her a present
>Always been the best uncle to my little nieces so they love me
>One of my nieces has been particularly down by the loss of her dad
>She's always been super close to her dad and she never got along with her mother
>They've always fought a lot and she thinks her mom always preferred her older and younger sisters
>My sister tells me she's been keeping her distance from everyone
>Decide to talk to her
>She lights up when I come see her
>Talk for a little while
>She tells me she's not happy here and she doesn't want to be here anymore
>I cheer her up and convince her to come down to have cake
>Sister tries to talk to her but it goes nowhere
>Sister gets mad at her for her attitude
>They have an argument
>My niece says she doesn't want to be here anymore
>My sister says she doesn't really have a choice
>My niece then looks at me and says she wants to live with me
>Sister says no
>Niece bluntly says if she's not around she can save money she can focus on the daughters she actually cares about
>Sister doesn't like how she said it but realizes what she says isn't wrong
>She asks me what I think
>Can't believe she's actually considering it
>I tell her it's kind of sudden and I'm not really prepared for that sort of thing
>Niece says she'll do all the chores if she has to, she just wants to leave
>Sister is noticeably hurt by this
>I tell them I'll think about and my sister says okay
Would it be a bad idea to raise my niece for my sister? I have no experience with children but she's very unhappy at the moment, we get along great though. She always opens up to me.
79 posts and 11 images submitted.
>>
Does your sister actually prefer her other daughters? How old is your niece? Do you have enough money to support her?
>>
>>38490841
I'm not around all the time but I have seen some small cases of it but I don't think she does it intentionally. I don't think in her heart she prefers any of her daughters. I think she sees it as the youngest one needs the most care because she's the youngest and she always relies on the oldest one because she's the oldest and they end up having this really close dynamic. It's probably frustrating for a middle child. She probably has shown some preference more often than she would admit, she's not perfect.

My niece is 10. I have more than enough money to support her, I'm just one guy and I live far below my means. Taking on a kid her age wouldn't be a huge blow to me at all but I'm just one guy. I don't have a wife or anything to look after her when I'm working and I don't have any experience raising a child, it's not the ideal situation. I feel like as a single dad, I would be mediocre. I love her and I'd try my best but I have no confidence in myself.
>>
>>38491078
Maybe you can use being a single parent to get a girlfriend.

File: IMG_1257.jpg (152KB, 640x954px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1257.jpg
152KB, 640x954px
A GOD DAM ROASTIE TRYING TO JUSTIFY BEING A FILTHY CANKEROUS WHORE!!...,,
P.S. This is from a vice article on their Snapchat.
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: image.jpg (184KB, 1241x789px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
184KB, 1241x789px
Where the fuck did we come from (not interested in religious answers)? What created matter? If you try to imagine a starting point, no matter how far back you go, if you pinpoint something as the starting point, you're still left thinking "well then, what created that starting point though? Something had to, right?" I cannot wrap my head around this. Both the idea of a starting point OR there being no starting point are equally impossible for me to grasp, and one always leads to the other in a neverending direction.
It's almost easier to think something could not appear from nothing, so nothing exists, but we know this is wrong because we do exist, but then how did the story of matter start?
7 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38490782
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_energy
Empty space just shits things out all the time.
>>
>>38490815
But how the fuck does this stuff just get shit out? It still had to come from something, even if it appears as if it's coming from nothing. But then, where did the stuff that that stuff is coming from come from? And so on.
But anyway, this is not a satisfying answer.
>>
>>38490782
Pondering questions like "Where did the universe come from? Is it infinite?" and whatnot will just make your crazy. You should instead meditate, and when you reach nirvana you'll know all the answers..

File: 1498969683394.jpg (8KB, 228x221px) Image search: [Google]
1498969683394.jpg
8KB, 228x221px
>haven't showered
>armpits releasing very potent pheromones
>kind of turned on

who here /smelly/?
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38305319
>very potent pheromones

pheromones are released when you sweat from exercise or other hard work. It's very different from the stench of someone not showing for days. What you're smelling is you being a stinky asshole.
>>
>>38305319
LOL

You a stinky boy!

File: IMG_3521.png (5KB, 604x608px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3521.png
5KB, 604x608px
>go to Costco with my dad to help him shop and get the tires rotated on the car
>as usual, there are many people there
>looking around, I see girls as young as 4 years old walking around in short shorts, skimpy tops, and lewd footwear with painted tonails and toe rings
>I went home and cried in my room for over a half an hour.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Women are encouraged from birth to be whores, and they are rewarded for such degenerate behavior through attention and compliments. How do we put and end to whorish, slutty behavior? We need to make women understand that this is completely unacceptable
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
It all has to do with media like tv shows, what female celebs wear, social media, etc. they see what other girls are wearing and mimic because that's what kind of fashion is in right now. So unless the fashion changes to something more modest then I don't see this changing. Sorry.
>>
>>38305408
So should we rape and murder the celebrity whores? That would send a strong message to everyone

File: 1480288417408.png (28KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
1480288417408.png
28KB, 633x758px
>tfw no gf ever
>tfw about to be wizard
something just breaks inside you. anyone else?
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: 56621.jpg (7KB, 250x236px) Image search: [Google]
56621.jpg
7KB, 250x236px
Post your biggest achievements within the last 2 weeks

Took a bath
59 posts and 10 images submitted.
>>
File: feelsguy.jpg (55KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
feelsguy.jpg
55KB, 500x500px
>>38490741
Went a whole day without masturbating
>>
File: Nazi_Asuka.jpg (163KB, 618x867px) Image search: [Google]
Nazi_Asuka.jpg
163KB, 618x867px
Finalized my theory regarding an "unsolved" rape.

Tracked down some nazis to try acquire a very rare swastika. Still hoping they accept my offer.

Qualified to drive a bus.
>>
I ran 10 km and I guess I'm going out with the girl I like so...

I'm going to fuck everything somehow.

File: 1498426868561.png (516KB, 680x418px) Image search: [Google]
1498426868561.png
516KB, 680x418px
>tfw you text HIM again

I love you and I know you hate me and I'm pissed at you and we haven't spoken in nearly a year but I love you and I want you to know that. I miss you, talk to me dammit!
I look for you in every guy I meet, you are a sweet curse that Egyptians would only hope to achieve. When I met Louis, I only imagined him as you.
9 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Lmao
Originoutou
>>
>>38490704
I know this feel but I'm too afraid to try talking to him and reconnecting mostly because I'm a massive pussy
>>
>>38492222
If you don't do it, no one will

File: NO_FILE_GIVEN (0B, 0x0pxpx)
NO_FILE_GIVEN
0B, 0x0pxpx
I want to kill all the Asians on the planet 'Cause I am Asians. A guy like me should not exist in the world.
1 posts and 0 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: Lous.jpg (374KB, 900x675px) Image search: [Google]
Lous.jpg
374KB, 900x675px
How many of you robots pick your nose? I mean, pick your nose deliberately. I have been picking my nose for as long as I can remember and I used to eat my boogers but in like 5th or 6th grade I made the decision to not EAT my boogers, but to only remove them from my nose instead.
Allow me to fill you niggers in.
I have really been a chad blessed with Chad genes, but I have picked my nose for as long as I can remember which has been my biggest downfall. I pick my nose more times per day than I can count and I try to remove any feeling from my nose if possible. If I don't feel anything in my nose I scrape around with my fingernail until I find something worth removing. How many of you robots pick your nose obsessively? I keep my nose cleaner than an oxygenated room in a hospital. I have tried many times to stop picking my nose completely, but I always resort back to scraping around until I find some gold in there.
tl;dr - I pick my nose and I'm 21. Do you /robots/ pick your noses, or are you simply autists and I'm something of another breed.

Thanks niggers.
9 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
what the fuck does this have to do with ISIS
>>
>>38490722
I fucking love ISIS. Don't you?
>>
File: mitch.png (56KB, 168x158px) Image search: [Google]
mitch.png
56KB, 168x158px
I can't say that I do. But it's nice you found something you're passionate about anon

File: Sheesh.png (233KB, 272x441px) Image search: [Google]
Sheesh.png
233KB, 272x441px
Do you think your life would have turned out differently had you been good-looking?
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
I am good looking .

Huah
>>
Psychic vampires! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! STAY BACK FOUL BEASTS!

File: pppp25.png (239KB, 1200x1236px) Image search: [Google]
pppp25.png
239KB, 1200x1236px
ITT: we scare normies off

POO POO PEE PEE
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
You realize that pepe became even more normalfagged after poopoopeepee, right?
>>
Pepe is a normalfag icon you dumb frogposter

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [2312] [2313] [2314] [2315] [2316] [2317] [2318] [2319] [2320] [2321] [2322] [2323] [2324] [2325] [2326] [2327] [2328] [2329] [2330] [2331] [2332] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.