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Work

ls
Death

Better to live in a barrel drinking the rain and eating rats who come to nibble on you then work. The wageslave is a prostitute, a whore of the body and the mind. He sells his life and his time for trivialities he has been fooled into thinking matter
I have had the barest taste of the fruit of labor and it is a deadly poison. Work is the degradation of a sentient being into a mere thinking machine, living by rote and repetition, a slave who has sold himself to the collective.

NO MAN CAN BE MADE A SLAVE WHO IS NOT WILLING
TO BE BEHEST TO ANY MAN OUTSIDE OF MYSELF IS SACRILEGE, I AM THE KING OF MY OWN DOMAIN

I TELL YOU NEETS THAT YOU SHALL NOT BE SAVED BY WORKING, TO WORK IS TO INVITE DAMNATION UNTO DEATH! BE UNTO THE HOUSES OF YOUR RELATIVES, IF THEY FORCE YOU LEAVE
BE UNTO THE STREETS, IF THEY FORCE YOU LEAVE BE UNTO THE FORESTS AND THE PLAINS AND THE DESERTS, IF THEY STILL TRY TO FORCE YOU TO WORK KILL THEM FOR THOSE WHO
WOULD FORCE YOU TO WORK ARE THE ENEMY, THE GREAT SATAN! HE WHO WOULD FORCE A MAN TO WORK MUST BE KILLED, HE WHO WOULD SAVE A MAN FROM WORK MUST BE
EXALTED! AMEN!

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So this qt Indian girl on tinder wants to fuck and I'm a virgin so why not. Problem is I really don't want to eat her pussy, the idea just disgusts me desu.

So tell me Chads of /r9k/, what do?

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Some autists are obsessed with trains or anime or videogames. They can tell you the most minute detail of the most trivial offshoot of the most random aspect of anything in their "field" of obsession. Is there such a thing as autists who are exceptional at navigating human interaction? Like, they would pass as normie in any conversation but only because they have studied or analyzed the subtleties and nuances of interpersonal relationships to a science?

I'm not talking about PUAs or negging or anything like that. Just about whether you can actually be so autistic about interpersonal relationships that you can successfully pass as normie.

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MOOOOMMM ANON IS MASTURBATING IN THE SHOWER AGAIN TELL HIM TO STOOOOPP

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this will never be me
i would have paid to see a vagina in person if if it were pissing on me

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>driving
>approaching an interaction
>light turns yellow
>I stop at the light
>the light stays yellow for a few more seconds
>guy behind me is super mad, honks like crazy at me

If a cop had seen this, what would he had thought? I get nervous going when there's a yellow light, since there was a lot of traffic and I didn't want to block the lane. The guy behind me was pissed because the light was still yellow and he had to wait an entire light cycle again to go. I felt really bad about it.

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>no friends irl
>no friends online
>start playing WoW a few days ago
>almost made 1 whole friend
>it feels good my guys

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>Hey gals!!! (NOT GUYS YOU FUCKING RAPIST CIS WHITE MALE!) So I was on tumblr and people talking were talking about this weird 4chan thing. I visited the website and found something SUPER sexist!!! (TRIGGER WARNING (especially to + size upstanding world citizens such as myself!) These beta male cis white well-off exploiting binary garbage "people". There was this board called r9k where a lot of woman were completely fine with the fact that no guys who weren't 6'5 and 270 pounds of pure muscle were just WALKING PAST THEM AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! They are trapped in disgusting abuses sitiuations where the term "robot" (commonly labeling horrible guys who want a girl less than 300 pounds.)(I'm being triggered and crying as i'm writing this!!!)is replaced with fembot for females!!!!! I know it might be hard to sympathize with them because they're cis and probably white. BUT we can't let they're gender be pointed out like this.. sEXusnm SEXISM Kill 43cha attajckjk!!!!! killllhbkerd hyrsdeb nhfrgb

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>tfw in love with a jewish woman

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Instead of nofap, I only allow myself to masturbate when I've taken a step in the right direction. I can only masturbate if I applied for 5 jobs that day, made a serious attempt to be social, actually socialized, held a conversation with a stranger or someone who had authority over me, went to the gym, or talked to a girl and expressed sexual interest in her.

I love porn and jacking off and I can hardly go a day without it and the only way I can do my favorite thing is if I face one of fears and challenge myself. I think that if I keep this up, eventually I'll have the normie life that I've been dreaming of since I fell out of normiehood at 14.

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>sorry not sorry
>*slow clap*

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You have NO REASON not to be a manlet

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>be me
>try taking therapist advice and going outside
>say hi to random normie female
>how is your day, I say
>they look at me and just ignore me
>keep walking
FUCK THIS WORLD! Normie apocalypse when? REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw you'll never have a psychopath loli gf to take care of in a zombie infestation

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Well, /r9k/? When did you take the /blackpill?/