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>>36049038
>What do?
Why would I take your pants?

*leaves*

>>36049038
Start munching on her pussy and ass

>>36049054
This, look at that lil mound

>>36049000
>trips
>tripfag
>reddit
I feel surprised.

>>36049000
He doesn't even realize that she's doing him a favor, do not ever bring a woman into a table-top game.

Typical normie shit of accusing others of being socially stunted while not understanding jack fucking shit about humans and group dynamics themselves.

Nothing to see here, just another normalfaggot who doesn't get the world is bigger than she is.

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>>36048994
>Japanaese
I meant Japanese

>>36048994
this cant be the same person, theres no way.
right?

>>36048994
only east Asians can be convincing traps
but being attracted to them is still gay
only anime traps arn t gay

>>36048955
damn that sounds horribIe

good goy, keep slaving for mr shekelstein

>>36049005
yeah, his life must suck hard

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>>36048926
unlock some doors? i dont know what the fuck else you want me to do with a key

>>36049100
There's no locked doors that you would want to get behind?

>>36048926
do vaults count as doors?

It comes naturally to him so he cannot comprehend otherwise.

Chad doesn't mock people.
Chad is our greatest ally.
Chad genuinely wants to see us succeed. This is why everyone likes him and what makes him Chad. The ones who are melevolent are Brads.

>>36048910
I thought Chad was supposed to be smart too and able to see what works for him will not work for the 99% of males.

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>>36048882
>give me 10 reasons why skinny girls are better than fat girls
cute
thin
skinny
not obese
small
asian
not as heavy
easier to injure and control
more intelligent
healthier

>>36048934
but desu what if i'm not asian ;-----------;
tfw Caucasian

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>>36048882
1. They take care of their bodies
2. They are healthy and you don't need to worry about them
3. They are more attractive (obviously)
4. They don't start to breath heavily when taking the stairs
5. It 's easy to hug them
6. More sexually fertile
7. More active during sex
8. Make up looks actually nice on them
9. They have a stronger need of feeling protected by a man
10. They can wear any clothes they want

>>36048880
I just want to kill one person.

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>>36048927
Me to.
Myself.

I've been like that for as long as I remember
>shooting up the school
Underage b& detected

>>36048873
Yeah they just give them stupid names, ines that I've had recently include:
>Raspberry Kush
>Grand Daddy Purp
>Cheese
>Mellow Yello
Also just do whatever, I usually play video games, watch anime, or watch Youtube. Also jack off

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I watch anime or play games when I'm high

Or go on 4chan

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>>36048873
>I ordered some online,

where from?

>tfw NEET with no social connections

>>36048776
>Her
That's a man retard

Dee's a bird

k

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k

ORIEEEEEEEEEGNGLKAKLjCRACKERSAN

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>>36048747
>abandons the concept of objective values
>embraces moral relativism
>wonders why they're miserable
These things are related, anon. You fight nature, and you'll find yourself in a miserable place.

Anon, are you here?

les originals

>>36048932
The point is that none human advances are based on nature anymore

>>36048744
Does anyone know anything interesting about that blue whale shit?
Is it just memes and shit going viral?

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What's wrong with that doggo?

>>36048744
that's beyong normie, suicide is now a normie topic, you're just talking to fucking losers

>>36048719
Stress can make your throat hurt.

4chan is shit

i remember learning something but forgot :(

>>36048702
>Men are outspoken about how hot it is to suck a nice big cock, but women seem to be either indifferent or averse to it.
more proof that boys should date boys and girls should stick with their own kind

They like BBC, doggie and horse cock

>>36048702
Don't be ignorant. They simply have cock in their mouth too much to make statements on their love for it

>he thinks pepe is 4chan exclusive
You're reeeeeeally behind OP

>>36048679
>He watches soda.
Fuck off normie

>>36048734
Where did I say that?
I was referring more to how it makes you feel to see sad Pepe forced to dance for a bunch of random normos as they laugh and spam his face in mockery of him.