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Who here /nightwalk/?
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>>38728974
no thanks i dont want to take the risk of being raped, robbed or both
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>>38729108
Your white sissyhole needs to be stretched <3

Have you taken your hormones already
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>>38728974
I did until a car followed me one time. I ducked behind a parked car when they passed a corner and they lost track of me, but I haven't gone out at night for a walk since

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I've been trying to masturbate less the last few months, but I still do it more or less 4 times a week. I didn't have a problem with this until the other night, when I noticed how addicted I was to porn, and how it made less drawn to real girls.

With this girl I've been seeing on and off whilst at clubs, I pulled her for the second time on Friday. (7/10) Me and my friend were with her and her friend all night, for ~5 hours, getting off non-stop in the club.

She made several hints she wanted to come back to my house, but I just wasn't horny. Granted, I was very drunk, but fucking her wasn't even on my mind. She rubbed my dick, and told me wanted to come and "see my dog". I acknowledged this at the time, but literally didn't care. By this point I just wanted to leave and go home to my laptop.

And that's exactly what I did, said goodbye, went home and masturbated. It hit me how fucked I am then, how I fucked things up with this girl and how badly I need to stop looking at porn.

I literally chose to watch porn rather than fuck a hot girl that was begging for my dick.

I'm starting another NoFap attempt again today. One of my friends is on day 80-something and I can tell a positive change in him from it.
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>>38728961
>I literally chose to watch porn rather than fuck a hot girl that was begging for my dick.

So where's the problem exactly? You did what you wanted more. It's all the same anyway.

Instead of going on to "I'm not gonna touch my willy for an arbitrary amount of time" crusades, learn to drop your delusions of shame.
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Have you tried smoking weed and jacking off? It's fucking grrrrrreat!
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I want Jordyn Jones to sit on my face.

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Is it possible to become funny? I wanna be able to make people laugh.
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>>38728920

It comes naturally, so no.
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>>38729783
WRONG.

>>38728920
Why would you want that OP? It does literally nothing with girls. Same goes for any other people you might try to impress.
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>>38728920
You just end up developing your own sense of humor and let your mind go wild when in social situations.

You have to find your own jokes funny to be funny in the first place.

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When is your birthday, robots?

February 22nd here

>February master race
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July 30th

I want to die
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September 14

September best month
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>>38728807
December 7th.
.... ww2 Good times

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Who /pissbottle/ here? Honestly I do it for convenience more. Shit I live alone.
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>that kid who puts apple juice into bottles to larp on 4chan
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>>38728791
You're too lazy to stand up from your sweaty chair and walk to the toilet? You're disgusting dude. Stop with this shit.
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>>38728791
Drink some goddamn water holy Shit. the rare chance times my piss is that colour I freak out and drink a pint or two of water. Get it sorted famalam

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ITT: Different names for chad based on race.

Indian = Chadeet
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Here's another indian beta substitute for Pajeet >Mitesh
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Arabic = Challah
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Chadrone
Chadhumad
Chado-san

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Feels thread

Every human deserves to be loved. It is the worst form of punishment when someone is neglected by god, left to live a life without their other half.

It's okay to cry here anons, let it all out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GU4jvSvz4
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>>38728515
God doesn't abandon people. People abandon God.
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More music. Some applies to me personally, nostalgia makes me sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Vg2YS-sFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWtsV50_-p4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL_TFXbSnLY
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tfw nobody ever replies to your feels threads

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I'm so tired of these white bitches and chinks and disgusting roast beef vaginas.

Traps being better than women isn't a meme, it never was, and the sooner you realize this the better.

https://whitelivesdontmatter.tumblr.com/tagged/me

Look for yourself. I found her through my ex-gf's blog. I'm completely turned. My ex cheated on me, typical for a roastie, but I can tell IV would never hurt me, or a fly for that matter.

Anyway, why are robots already so judgmental towards traps? They're just better in every single way.
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>not a girl
>not even a human
>a literal money
yet you call it /ourgirl/
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>>38728484
No roastie could ever dare to compete, whether white, gook, or spic. None of them.
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>>38728539
monkey***

orgi

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>he fell for the "all humans are equal" meme
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>>38728480
>he
only woman say they believe it, and even they are jumping on Chads cook when they see a beta
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>>38728480
>he voted drumpf
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>>38728480
OP, this isn't >>>/pol/, we don't care.

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am i pretentious or just a stupid kid? or both?
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Depends

Are you pretentious because you've spent years becoming an expert on a topic and like to see the best of the best, or are you pretentious because a 4chan board told you something was "patrician-tier"?
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>>38728404
You're probably a kid but as to whether or not you are stupid or pretentious I cannot remark.
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>>38728404
Are the three on the right related?

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can /r9k/ cheer me up?
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>>38728343
I seriously doubt it, OP.
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>>38728343
dont worry, about a think (dont worry about a single) becaue every little thing is going to be alright
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>>38728377
O-Ok
>>38728396
Hopefully. I damn hope so.

why do people always say shave your head when you have a receding hairline. does this honestly look worse than no hair at all? are you crazy.
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Yes, it looks worse.
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Because you can just say you've been through cancer treatment and the stacies will fuck you. Can't do that if you're just a balding 20 something
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>>38728374
um i dont think cancer treatment gives you a hairline and i think theres a lot of older dudes that look like pic related and been balding since 20s

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So THIS is the true power of anime. I feel like crying at how miserable our world is compared to this.
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>>38728316

Ghibli is superb escapism. My favourite is Nausicaa.
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>>38728316
>>38728602
literal children level fable-envy holy fugg
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>>38728629
i wish that things were good, rather than bad

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>having a small dick doesn't matter
>a girl's past doesn't matter
>you can trust roasties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDB_gr0m354
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>>38728286
this jew behind the camera for Dogfart is really annoying
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>>38728286
Thanks I found that really easy to masturbate to
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>>38728429
the worst part is that she's a filthy degenerate slut and i hate everything she stands for yet i still jerk off to her

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I am being 100% serious.

What have black people contributed to the world?
Any inventions?
Ideas that profoundly shaped the world in a positive direction?

I like watching football (gridiron not the cuck yuropoor version) so that's one.
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potato chips I think. that's about it.
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The free labor that was necessary for the U.S. and other colonial empires to develop? Gotta give some level of credit for that.
>inb4 called a lefty/cuck, etc.
Oh, apparently they made peanut butter also.
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They're pretty good slaves, or so I hear.

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