[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7558. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Do you love and respect your parents?
14 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
No not really. They're low IQ simpleton high school dropouts who had me too late in life cursing to navigating a life of poverty with shit tier genes. Fuck them.
>>
>>35829707
Yes peoe
>>
>>35829707
I respect them for sure because they gave me a lot of support so I can go to college but they probably love me more than I love them. I don't really understand love other than love to your partner (which I never had anyway)

File: ahegao.jpg (55KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
ahegao.jpg
55KB, 640x480px
share your experiences with your bp

>get in shower with canola oil as lube
>lying on my back away from shower stream
>playing with prostate for first time
>result: intense pleasure and covered in obscene amount of pre-cum
>really tempted to touch my dick
>after half an hour of fingering, pleasure fades because no increase in intensity
>finally start jerking off while pressing harder on g-spot
>holyfishandchips.jpg
>have first moaning orgasm in my life
>hardest I've ever cum
178 posts and 31 images submitted.
>>
how the fuck did you touch ur prostate with ur finger? thats impossible dude
>>
As someone lucky enough to have a pegging gf, I can tell you that the hardest I've ever came was when she pegged the shit out of me and then left it in and rode me while moving it with her hand at the same time
>>
>>35829699
you do it through your butt, silly. You're not really touching it

ssshh... normies are wagecucking...
robots, tired of leaving discords because of orbiters,
attention whores, circlejerking, bullying and whatnot?
are you looking for a relaxed space where you can just
talk about your feelings or whatever goes trough your mind?
join us fellow brother and help us to create that place.
https://discord.gg/vJQxbp5
19 posts and 13 images submitted.
>>
File: 1490381502575.png (25KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]
1490381502575.png
25KB, 700x700px
10/10 oregano drama
would join again
>>
File: No Sleep Forever.jpg (120KB, 800x622px) Image search: [Google]
No Sleep Forever.jpg
120KB, 800x622px
>>35829614

join friendos, we're watching stuff and shit
>>
Comfy bamp

Can we stop using the Ad Normie Falacy

Just because a normie does it/doesnt does not make it bad/good.
10 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35829585
>Implying everything a normie does isn't automatically terrible

GET OUT REEEEE
>>
No.

if normies do it there is a high chance that is something that will not work for us or will work against us.

why normies come here when they have all the board for them?
>>
>>35829644
>why normies come here when they have all the board for them?
some of them probably think they are legitimately helping the people here with their cookie cutter advice. you cant tell them this either or they just shut it out.

File: pepe gun.jpg (19KB, 403x392px) Image search: [Google]
pepe gun.jpg
19KB, 403x392px
>Come back to Skyrim to try out mods after a while of not playing
>Find myself identifying more and more with the Stormcloaks
245 posts and 91 images submitted.
>>
>>35829580
>tfw Altmer masterrace
>everyone is below me
>roaches

I've fallen for the skyrim meme again recently, seems to be the only thing I enjoy, I really enjoy rping characters on it. Even if it just shitty skyrim rp.

Mods are always nice though.
>>
File: sam takes aim 2.gif (2MB, 288x162px) Image search: [Google]
sam takes aim 2.gif
2MB, 288x162px
>>35829641
Yeah, I really like rping in it as well, especially after I tried digging deeper into the lore. Shit gets crazy. Mods really help to freshen up the experience too after you've gotten too used to vanilla, or just enhance the experience in general
>>
Make Skyrim Great Again

File: 1478214045011.jpg (142KB, 753x732px) Image search: [Google]
1478214045011.jpg
142KB, 753x732px
How does one even get a pretty gf?
I've seen some ugly guys with cute gf's all the time and think "why not me" . How does one even obtain one these days. Should I try tinder?
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35829525
trust me, tinder is good for such a thing since all above average girls are flooded with messages. I asked an average/slight above average girl how many messages a day she got and she said 5-10. think about how many a hot girl like pic related might get? probably dozens per day, or at least 1 message for every right swipe she does.

I have also noticed ugly guys with cute gfs but have yet to discover the secret to their success. any idea robots?
>>
>>35829601
I know this one girl who is very girl next door pretty, and she always gets hit on by guys when out. Her boyfriend is ugly as hell and is 70lbs overweight/fat. I asked her about her boyfriend and she says that they were friends first and he got the courage to ask her out. She even admitted to me before that she knows her boyfriend isn't the most attractive guy but "it's not what matters on the outside to me, it's more about how a guy is"
>>
>>35829718
this. i heard a lot of opinions but honestly as long as you are bold enough to ask a girl out you're good.

the problem for me though is autism. i just can't keep a conversation going but i have no problem talking/asking girls out.

post on this thread and kek will provide you a qt 3.14
92 posts and 17 images submitted.
>>
can it be a qt femboi plz???
>>
File: turkroach check.jpg (123KB, 750x1024px) Image search: [Google]
turkroach check.jpg
123KB, 750x1024px
czech these repeating digits
>>
I just want a gf kek please!!!!!!!

File: Supreme Gentleman.jpg (97KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]
Supreme Gentleman.jpg
97KB, 1200x630px
>read about youth bulge
>nations tend to destibilize because angry virgins can't get gf
>mfw I realize that every revolution/mass killer/war was because of females that didn't fucked them
21 posts and 9 images submitted.
>>
>>35829443
goals>>35829443
elliot my hero
>>
File: 1490146635223.jpg (22KB, 401x372px) Image search: [Google]
1490146635223.jpg
22KB, 401x372px
BETA UPRISING WHEN?!

But seriously...

How does this even come into fruition OP? How bad do things have to get before an actual virgin Armageddon?
>>
>>35829732
When the virgin population reaches critical mass.
The more single motherhood rises, the more undesirable (to women) males will appear.
Considering 80% of the male population is currently below average in the eyes of women, it wont be long.

Is a psychologist a nice option?
14 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Depends what your problem is.
>>
This is real life. There are no nice options only different paths all leading to the same place...
destruction.
>>
>>35829416
I have been sad/depressed since 2015

File: marriage and such.png (1MB, 1000x2164px) Image search: [Google]
marriage and such.png
1MB, 1000x2164px
HI, everyone! While I may be a normie-chad, REEEEEE!-inducing, etc., guy I am posting this to with 2 goals:
A) Explain to fembots why they should keep their virginity for marriage
B) Aid 'bots in explaining why their desire for a qt 3.14 virgin waifu isn't not just a preference, but logical.

First reason a virgin wife makes sense - pic related. The more sexual partners a woman has, the more likely she is to divorce. And be depressed. Essentially, the more sexual partners a woman has the less likely she is to *be able* to have a decent, stable LIFE, let alone marriage! Even one sexual partner makes a stable marriage less likely!
more
59 posts and 22 images submitted.
>>
File: large catholic family.jpg (59KB, 575x320px) Image search: [Google]
large catholic family.jpg
59KB, 575x320px
>>35829314
Further, women who are promiscuous have an increased risk of:
-STDs
-Depression
-Drug abuse
-self-harm
-domestic violence
-rape
-single motherhood
and more
[one of the many sources on this is https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3752789/pdf/nihms499028 [put a dot here] pdf]
>>
>>35829358
This starts with just *one* extra-marital partner and the risks increase from there.
>>
File: album 1.jpg (321KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]
album 1.jpg
321KB, 1600x1200px
>>35829314
Another issue with promiscuity is microchimerism. Every man a woman has sex with can (and usually does) leave his DNA in her body *forever* which will affect her life and health and
>here is the worst part
be passed on to her children.
People freak out over pictures of children borne by women who were virgins saying things like 'they;re all clones!' or 'how do they look just alike>!'.
Simple - they aren't tainted by the DNA of mom's other sexual partners because she didn't have any.

File: Dishonored2_EricaEmily_730x473.jpg (233KB, 730x473px) Image search: [Google]
Dishonored2_EricaEmily_730x473.jpg
233KB, 730x473px
waifus you've dropped after finding out how their VA looked
> emily kaldwin's actress is a nigger
> DROPPED
15 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
Eh. I don't like black girls but that one is hot.
>>
>>35829281
Cuter on the left than on the right.
>>
File: IMG-20170224-WA0009.jpg (94KB, 700x1144px) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20170224-WA0009.jpg
94KB, 700x1144px
>>35829281
She is cute,maybe you should'nt feel so superior over niggers since you're pathetic enough to claim waifu's.

File: 1486694890396.png (550KB, 444x460px) Image search: [Google]
1486694890396.png
550KB, 444x460px
I'm going to commit suicide in one hour, ask me anything.
158 posts and 15 images submitted.
>>
What brought you here...to this point
>>
>>35829251
Can I talk to you? I'd like to be able to call you or something we could talk for a while OP I've got time.
>>
>>35829251
Why are you going to do it?
How?
What will you be listening to?
Last words?

File: IMG_8828.jpg (206KB, 1024x1016px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_8828.jpg
206KB, 1024x1016px
i dont think shes coming back. its been 5 years and we barely speak anymore. i dont think im ever even gonna see her again. apparently she moved last fall.
how do i get myself to give up hope? i still love her so much. my heart aches all the time. i cant imagine living my life like this, living without her.
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35829236
Sounds like she's moved on, time to give up all hope anon not even trying to be cruel but your wasting your time.
>>
>he felt for the love meme
You have only yourself to blame. She's probably sucked two or three different cocks by now.
>>
>>35829236
Yeah I really dislike when they cancel on of my shows. On the bright side they will probably come up with a new T.V. series to replace it. Just gotta be patient my Bot

File: geust.jpg (41KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
geust.jpg
41KB, 640x480px
Read this on another chan, how true is this?

>I agree, this coincide completely with my own experiences. Women value bravery over everything, you can be poor and hideous but if you're brave you'll have women falling at your feet wherever you go. That's what causes all the bitterness in the "women redpill" movements. They're correct in many things, but they are tainted by bitterness because they are cowards.

One thing I've noticed is that thugs and gangsters are NEVER virgins, even though they can be some of the most ugly broke motherfuckers on the planet, not to mention a terrible choice for a life partner, but woman seem to eat that shit up.
9 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35829214
11/10 post OP my almonds are more switched on than they've ever been.
>>
>>35829214
>chicks like alpha man
wew
>>
>>35829214
Bravery is a pretty ambiguous term though bruh.

For example, lets say you have two contrasting life paths you could follow - study hard, get a decent job and set yourself up to provide for a wife and family but give up on your dreams of living off your passion in life. Or you could drop out of life (with a bong in hand) and follow your dreams of being a musician/artist/pro shitposter, taking life as it comes and living in the moment.

Both of these could be considered brave or could be considered taking the easy route, depending on your values.

Or some guy is talking shit to you and pushes you trying to instigate a fight. You mad now, is it more brave to resist your instinct to beat his ass because it will only cause more trouble, or is it more brave to take him on?

File: 20170325120644_1.jpg (548KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
20170325120644_1.jpg
548KB, 1920x1080px
Any robbits here /warthunder/?
What nation do you play? Air or Ground?
12 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>35829172
I used to play a ton of air but I don't have a computer right now. Fav plane is the spit mk 24
>>
File: 1486860900606.png (72KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
1486860900606.png
72KB, 300x300px
>>35829243
>spitfire player
delete this
>>
>>35829172
i only ride machines made out of stalinium, i hope this answers all

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [7548] [7549] [7550] [7551] [7552] [7553] [7554] [7555] [7556] [7557] [7558] [7559] [7560] [7561] [7562] [7563] [7564] [7565] [7566] [7567] [7568] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.