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All of you guys are crude rude dudes, DO NOT come to my bedroom tonight.
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>Sans titre
Hon hon hon
Je suis baguette
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>>36768782
Stoppu desu
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But I'm interested in you, anon. I want to promote a discussion of ideas where we can feed off our curiosities.

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When white girls say ''guys with brow eyes <33'' are they talking about something like pic related or us shitskins?
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>>36768729
Why are you considering the opinion of white women exclusively. Where is this infatuation coming from?
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>>36768729
Of course they're talking about Pic related.
If they wanted to say they loved x race they'd say that, all non-whites have the same eyes and hair anyway, they're basically all one race, the only reason Asians are pale is because they put make up on to seem more European since Europeans are the most attractive people in the world.
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I don't think I've ever heard anyone say "guys with brown eyes <33"

everyone has fucking brown eyes, they are the most common eyes in the world

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>probably arguably the hottest woman alive
>go on her twitter, she's a feminist cunt who hates all men

How the fuck is it possible to NOT hate women?

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>>36768362
Why would you ever even think about something that comes out of their mouth? Women have the brains of bitter, moody, irrational children.
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>>36768362
>>probably arguably the hottest woman alive
wrong
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>>36768362
And she still gets fucked like the whore she is.

They're all hypocrites.

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what do i need to do to become a stacy? help me

im average looking but i have no social skills, have BPD
i at least want to be hot and mentally ill so it could be excused
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>>36768043
Are u a female(female)?

How tall are you?
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>>36768043
plastic surgery is the obvious answer. it can change your life completely.
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>>36768079
yes
5'5"

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>enjoying the game so far, anon?
>hey, don't worry about that ticket, it's on me
>I don't want you to waste any money, okay
>you need that welfare cash, you know?
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>>36767992
is he even human?
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fuck you man i get paid 400 bucks a month cause my country forced me into the service.
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>>36767992
Yea, can't wait till we get back to my place and I can fuck your ass

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The only time I'm happy is when I'm just hanging out playing video games with little to no responsibilities. School is fine for me because I can be somewhat lazy, but having a job literally fucking makes me dead inside.

Every job I've ever had, if I do it more than about 5-6 hours a week I end up going actually insane and start doing stuff slow, being rude etc. and just feel tired and depressed.

Is there any way at all I can work such tiny hours or just go to school for the rest of my life and spend the majority of my life playing video games?

For the record:
>I don't drink, haven't since I was 20, I dislike it
>Don't go clubbing or to gigs or anything noisy with alcohol and socialising
>Don't get into arguments, fight, do drugs or anything
>Don't go out to expensive restaurants, need to own latest phone etc. etc.

Society will never accept me, but can I keep up this lifestyle somehow without having to ruin my life with a job for most of the week? I guess I just value free time or something, and am really passive and like my alone time.
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Don't worry, you're just young and dumb. Don't do anything drastic and you'll be alright.
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>last night i bond cheeseburger your sister


pls explain
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>>36768030
This somehow comforts me. Thanks anon.
>>36768061
lol newfag :P

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>Always got rejected in the most cruel ways in my life
>Decide to turn my life around, get /fit/, work more for more money (not that I was poor to begin with)
>Girl starts smiling at me
>She inevitably messages me
>Reject her saying I dont like her face and personality
>Just goes offline and probably started crying
So THIS is what it feels. God. To imagine women feel like this every other day when they turn someone down... Literally second best feeling in the world right after getting paycheck.
Best part is that she isnt even ugly or fat. Simply not my type
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thats nice but sounds like you're normal now
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>>36767985
Im still virgin tho. This is just the beginning, I will continue to improve myself and keep doing this. I have decided. Why the fuck would I just commit to a person date/marry them when I can just do this and feel almost like having orgasm every other day. Im so pumped now.
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>>36768024
post for proof faggot

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Anyone wish they had a bf who would make them get a tattoo. Something a little embarrassing or funny but not a dumb chads property or fetish thing. It'll remind me of hims for the rest of my life and dominance part is kinda hot
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>>36767958
>Anyone wish they had a bf who would make them get a tattoo. Something a little embarrassing or funny but not a dumb chads property or fetish thing. It'll remind me of hims for the rest of my life and dominance part is kinda hot
That would be really hot honestly
If he forced me to get it in a place people could see, no matter what it was, I would always know in the back of my head, I got it for him, you know
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>>36768004
>If he forced me to get it in a place people could see, no matter what it was, I would always know in the back of my head, I got it for him, you know

I'd prefer if he makes me get it on my butt cheek. There would be a sexual humiliation component plus all future partners will see it.
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>>36767958
>not a dumb chads property or fetish thing
that's exactly how you made it sound tho

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I FUCKING hate this country so much

>negress roastie does weed, murders 8 children
>gets away with it without charges because she has a vagina

>random girl accuses random guy of touching her leg 20 years ago
>throw him in prison for life

Fuck this country's feminist politics.
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>>36767628
Fuck I really don't understand how men can think women deserve autonomy.
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the chirping bird was a cuckoo
lil bastards never has a chance
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>>36767628
>strayan

It checks out.

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Fembots, what sort of girl were you at school?

Were you a gamer gurl, goth, emo?

Did you start having sex early on?

Did you discover porn early on?

Did guys show any interest in you?

How has 4chan changed you since then?
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>>36767626
>sort of girl
In middle school I was emo, in high school I was "awkward shy skater girl outcast who got good grades". I also played video games but it wasn't my entire identity

>sex early on?
Lost my virginity by a 22 year old when I was 13, I regret it and haven't had sex since then

>discover porn early?
Yes, I discovered porn in like elementary school lol

>did guys show any interest
No

>how has 4chan changed you
Made me more bitter, cynical, racist, and develop a much more dark sense of humor
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>>36767680
>Lost my virginity by a 22 year old when I was 13, I regret it and haven't had sex since then

How the fuck did that happen?

That guy was lucky. 13-16 is a girl's prime age.
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>>36767626
oh boy, i sure am glad to see another strain of cancer eating away at r9k, known only as a "fembot thread".

>>36767680
>lost virginity at 13 to a 22 year old
lol you let a pedo take your virginity. stupid roastie whore.

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Who else here looks a lot younger then they really are?

greentext time

>new neighbors moved in
>cool and nice people tbqh
>they have 13 yo kid
>one day this woman is talking with my mom
>"blah blah blah well I think our sons should hang out sometime, play soccer or something, they are about the same age after all...right?"
>I was fucking 20 at this time

I failed to even look like normal adult, let alone actually being one.

No one will ever be attracted to me excapt maybe pedos.
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That is rough m8
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must suck looking younger than you are

just end it. Right now.
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>young face fags think they suffer
>be 22
>look 32
>hair already going grey and white
>by the time I'm actually 30 I'll look old as fuck
>when babyface guys are 30 they will look 20

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>be me 25 y o
>shut in neet
>mommy comes in room
>''GET OUT IM DOING STUFF''
>''h-hey anon, what would you like for dinner?''
>''nuggets with milk and ketchup''
>''a-alright, anon''
>''GET OUTTTT''
>mom orders nuggets
>gets urgent call from work
>''I will be back in 10 mins anon''
>nuggets arrive 5 mins later
>''REEE WHERE IS MOMMY''
>have to get downstairs to get nuggets
>at the door, 7.5/10 qt
>asks for 2.5 $
>''I-I will get the money from my wallet''
>havent had a wallet since 2013 because shut in neet
>tell her I dont have any money in it so she will have to wait until mommy comes back
>stand there awkwardly for about 3 mins
>mommy finaly comes back
>pays for the nuggets
>as shes giving me the nuggets, our hands accidentally meet and I drop the nuggets

why do I have to be like this
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>>36767405
For a youngin like myself, this would be acceptable. But a 25yo being this autistic and talking to, what seems like, his kind mother. Nigga you need to reevaluate your life! ASAP!
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>>36767405
Holy fuck you're pathetic anon... needing mommy for everything. What are you? 5?
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>>36767807
Hey newfag, get the fuck out you don't belong here.

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Im a racist female who has recently taken a liking to interracial. wtf did this site do to me?
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>white women
never fall for this meme
Asians and latinas are so much better.
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>>36767372
Will you be my gf and fuck Tyrone and Jamal in front of me while laughing at me for being a virgin? Will you let me lick his cum off your no-no parts?
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>>36767396
i dont ever want to fuck one. i just like to feel disgusted when i masturbate because of low self esteem.

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>tfw at uni with 30
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>>36767329
Starting community college this year at 22, will be 27 when I get my masters...
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>>36767329
with 30 what?
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>>36767411
I'm 27 and failing my second year. I hope I die soon

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*Blocks your path*

>"Wear u thank u goin wite boi?"

wat do u do?
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The more i turn up the pure nigger speak I read this in the more I am amazed of the quality of your thread op
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>>36767263

Im not even white. What the hell am i supposed to do
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>>36767263
Wonder why the fuck I'm outside

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