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What the hell is wrong with me?

>unicuck living in edinburgh with flatmates
>quiet, but somewhat accepted by normies around me
>live with flatmates so sometimes parties and gatherings happen
>drink alot so i can talk easier because i didnt want to shut myself out
>end up getting chatty with some guy who is friends with my flatmates
>share the same interests (music, vidya, tv)
>exchange contact info and begin talking
>find out hes gay the next day but idc

>few weeks later
>im a straight guy, no explicit homo attraction
>maybe some gay tendancies but im not gay
>get invited out with gay newfriend
>get drunk with gay newfriend
>he tells me that he has feelings for me and he wanted to tell me so it wouldnt be on his mind all the time
>i say i have feelings back
>idk why, it was much easier to do in the moment rather than reject him
>now dating a redhead english twink
>now feeling myself more attracted to men
>have now fucked my bf
>hear my dads distain from hundereds of miles away
>still dont know why i did this

am- am i autistic?

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On friday my teacher is going to ask everyone individually, in front of the class, if they have a prom date. Obviously I don't have one, but what can I say?

>inb4 underageb&, I'm 18

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I NEED YOUR FUCKING OPINIONS. NOW!

>morbidly obese due to severe depression and now trying to turn my life around, starting to lose weight, call friends, become normal in most ways etc
>think I have a small dick
>also have phimosis and a small frenulum
>go to urologist/andrologist as recommended by my psychiatrist, who is fucking good because he "fixed" me and I trust him
>what I'm trying to say is I didn't go to some random fuck
>he examines my flaccid penis
>he says it's thick and mostly hidden by the fat
>says it's completely normal
>I say I measured it erect and it was 9cm, ruler to the bone
>he says most penises are 12cm (in my country) but 9cm is also able to please AND that he is sure mine will be bigger than 9cm when I get to a normal weight because you just push back the fat, it doesn't disappear
>all fine until until the folowing
>for the phimosis he said that indeed my frenulum is small and might be a problem
>he said to fill the bath with warm water, get in and soak for a bit then try to strech it back
>do this for 2 months and come back
>I ask what if it doesn't work
>he says circumcision
>I try to argue that I heard stories about people who got cut as adults and they say they lose pleasure/other problems etc
>he says it's all bullshit and laughs it off
>he says that all muslims/jews do it
>I tell him I'm fucking neither
>heated discussion follows
>at the end of the meeting we both want to beat the shit out of the other
>pay and leave

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.
Who's right here? Am I paranoid? I've been fucked by bad doctors in the past so of course I don't fucking believe them.

Should I try the bath strech thing or will that fuck me up and I will NEED to get cut? What do I do?

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>I started to ______ ironically but now I do it unironically and it has ruined my life.

What's your story Anon?

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Man how do I stop being a loser faggot who can't get laid?

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I've heard the threshold dose is higher for methylone. I weigh 128 lbs, took like 50-60mg from this bag and clearly felt stuff. Music was great (felt like mad nodding to it, not dancing tho) notoriously increased loquacity, euphoria, feel like I was floating when I walked and shit. But I think it lasted too short, like 2 or 3 hours. I thought MDMA effects were usually longer, but I've also read that 50-60mg is nothing if you're taking methylone.
Where my druggie robots at?

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> I speak sarcasm fluently

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I'm still waiting oregano.

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What language will replace English in the 22st century?

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Why isn't it more common for single moms to have sex with their sons?

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Is IQ online test unreliable? Are there any that are close to reliable?

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>make thread searching for advise
>no one answers
>delete it because I feel sad and isolated

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Any other wageslaves here? How has your day been?

For me:
>wake up at 7:00
>leave house at 7:50 and get the train to work
>spend 8 hours at my low-skill menial job surrounded by jaw-flapping normies
>get train home for 6:00
>spend the rest of my evening on 4chan

I am getting bored by my life.

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If Kylie Jenner told you to give her a rim job and when you go down and crack the booty open she smells dirty, what will /R9K/ do?

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>tfw not handsome

>tfw can follow instructions but not particularly handy