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>tfw no black anime girlfriend
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A thread like this would get guaranteed replies for claiming Kuro is black. Can't post it in robot fashion though.
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>tfw no darkelf gf
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>>35763989
anime isn''t real loser
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>H-hi, Anon. Has anyone ever told you that you're a p-pretty big guy? I'm into big guys. Want to go to the movies this Saturday? You don't get to bring friends! Tee-hee!
What do?
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>>35763934
for you
orangutan
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>>35763934
>"I'll go, but only for you"
>mfw I crash the car with no survivors on the way to the movies
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>>35763934
If I pull that wig off, will you die?
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Which drugs can you OD on and potentially not wake up?
Not an attention whoring thread. I'm genuinely curious about the overdosing meme.
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>>35763898
aspirins you fucking retard. just smash a whole bottle of them down into dust and inhale it through your nose, all in one sniff. preferably do it in the bathroom; if you do it right, i guarantee you'll instantly pass out and never wake up again
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Blood pressure meds. Eat enough and you'll drop your BP so fucking low you'll never wake up.
Also aspriin, like other anon said.
Shit nigga if you know any diabetics that have to inject insulin, fill a needle or two full of their fast acting insulin and you'll be down and out within 20 minutes. You'll overload your system and you'll crash and not wake up.
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>>35764012
>>35764067
Do I have to go through double hell before it's over?
Holy shit Canadians are you guys okay???
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>>35763877
>lf you kill yourself, you win
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Hahaha is this real no fucking way
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Guys I'm not even kidding or teasing you,
I'm legitimately worried that your government is protecting terrorists.
As a gay man I could care less about a man's self-confidence. I'm sick of this "just have confidence" meme. I hate to break it to you but as a bisexual man who's socialized with hundreds of ladies of all different backgrounds looks are pretty much all that matter.
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no..... DELETE THIS PLEASE
Origins
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>>35763876
why do americans say could care less? should it not be couldnt care less? if you could care less you must care some amount. which means you could care anywhere from barely to a lot.fuckin idiots
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This is really stupid.
I'm 165cm tall and i'm doing great at life anon.
It's about being smart and bold.
You're a lame troll bro.
Also, being superficial like you it's a very normie thing so GET THE FUCK OUT OF /R9K/, you belong to /lgbt/ or /soc/.
FUCK OFF
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ITT we post our shoes and what we're doing
Pic related, got my doc martens on and I'm hiking out to my smoke spot
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get out normie
original origami oreos
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>>35763871
Are you a neonazi?
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>>35763929
>makes a different thread other than tfw no gf/traps/degeneracy
>makes me a normie
Whatever you say anon, go back to the trap threads
>>35763941
No I just own a pair of boots.
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What does she mean by this?
Why is she right?
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>>35763846
time for /r9k/ to choose their girl
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>>35763867
rollin for purple hair
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>>35763867
rollan for pink hair grill wtf she is so cute.
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>mfw r9k tries to talk about philosophy
>mfw r9k tries to talk about biology
>mfw r9k tries to talk about politics
>mfw r9k tries to talk about fitness
>mfw r9k tries to talk about anything that isn't cheetos and mountain dew
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>>35763790
r9k died my friend.its time to move on
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>>35763790
who eats cheetos or drinks mountain dew?
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>>35764360
You do. You autistic neckbeard.
>my vagina when he describes my body type to his internet friends as 'titcow'
seriously though, why do you people call women you ostensibly want to be with cows? I
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I... Don't want to be with any titcows?
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I'm attracted to bovines.
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Cows are essential to the human race, protein rich beef, calcium from their milk, and durable waterproof leather hides. Be honored that someone is called you a cow. If they called you something like a fox, now then I'd be upset
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>that kid who used to cum on his shirt/stomach before school in HS and never wiped it off
>went to school reeking of cum but never noticed the smell because they were used to it
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I never knew that kid.
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>that kid who got black out drunk and puked on a teacher
*record scratch*
Yup that's me
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That kid is still me, but I'm a 23 year old wagecuck
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I'm tired of the city. Can we get a comfy farm thread?
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I'm moving to netherlands to work on a farm soon. I'm gonna make it lads.
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This is a positivity thread
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any farm bots wanna tell some farm stories
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>24
>too old to get a shy, quirky beta gf
What can I even aim at anymore?
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>>35763478
22 here know the feel never even had a gf
but i'm MGTOW and now i hate woman and i'm a true misogynist so shit ain't so bad.
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>>35763478
>sag awards
i dunno anon they look pretty perky to me
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>>35763478
Go for younger women.
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>tfw 5'8.5 manlet (non-KHHV)
>the last few times I fooled around w/ a girl was years ago, back when I was still in high school
>now 20 going on 21 this year, nearing total adulthood
>can still nonchalantly talk to women without looking like a total /r9k/-level sperg, but even then most women my age or slightly older mostly want to fuck 6'0+ tall guys (or at least that's what most women consider the optimal height for a man)
>most people still look and talk to me as if I'm still 15 at the most
>one of my biggest dreams in life is to grow another 6 inches through limb-lengthening surgery (thus going from looking like a literal 3/10 HS senior, to a respectable, grown-ass 6'2 7/10 man)
>limb-lengthening surgery overseas (in either China, Russia, or the land of poo, India) costs roughly $10-15k, but will risk being prone to some fucked-up complications due shit-tier surgeons
>the best LL surgery money could buy is in the US
>the best, most painless, high-quality procedure they have = almost $180,000
>200,000 fucking dollars
If I somehow woke up with that kind of money, I wouldn't even hesitate getting that procedure. Fuck a house. Fuck an expensive benz or porsche. I'd rather be a broke lower-class 6'2 NEET slaying tinder pussy on the regular while living off of disability checks, than be some 5'8 husk-of-a-man with a Silicon Valley-tier yearly salary.
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bump w/ some oregano
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>>35763477
Whatever you do, don't get that surgery. It's purely cosmetic and will destroy your body. Just be happy you're not some 5'2" shrimp.
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it's in your head friend, you've fallen for the /fit/ meme, real people view manlets as like 5'6 and below
source: dudes way shorter than me are having much more sex than me
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Anyone here with Autism or Schizoid? I think I have one of the two, I fit the symptoms/characteristics, more to the Schizoid side.
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I think I have autism and ADD, leaning ADD
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Go get it diagnosed instead of doing nothing but shit post.
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reporting in
oreganalio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyGVIeV-oCs
Would you do anything she says?tfw tear up when she says "I love you" because I've never had anyone say that to me before
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when it says I love you it makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ssU2pXndOo
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>>35763458
>tfw what this is what talking to the 1st generation of sex bots with 'chat function' will be like.
they better have silent mode
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>>35763601
i just want her to chain me down and punish me for hours and hours days upon days and turn me into an automata of her desire.