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>>37855068
I've gone to 5 interviews.

2 were for unpaid jobs.

Wouldn't have been able to move out doing any of them.

Still no job.

>>37855267
Fuuck me ive literally been to like 5 interviews s as well despite putting in hundreds of applications to every job im qualified for.
I even had one a few days ago over the phone. The manager was disinterested and ended the interview with" ill call you back"
spoiler she never called

bdhdfzhngg
dont u die on me bitch
we need this thread

can barely buy any cereal with 10.75 hourly.

>>37855062
damn son, you got raped

>>37855062
I dont un derstand.

Did they cut your pay?

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same honestly


ore:b:anan

>Wanting your entire worth as a person to go to shit the second you turn 30, and watch your worth rapidly decline for the 5 years up until that point
>Just to get to slut around for 5-10 years
Why?

No, you really couldn't have.

If a female sperm had fertilized the egg, then that baby would have grown to be a different person. It wouldn't have grown up to be you.

You just wouldn't exist.

>>37855003
"take the black pill"
priginal

>>37855003
I wiped my ass with my your toothbrush

>>37855035
reroll
have her watch egg's video

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You could just rape a girl?

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>>37854927
I.
WANT.
A.
GIRL.
FRIEND!!!
IF I WANTED TO GET LAID I WOULD PAY FOR IT!

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>5'8 with a 4 inch dick

You have 3 options: fuck a prostitute, your dog or travel to South East Asia to fuck a desperate single mom.

I use a shirt that I don't wear. I lay the shirt on me and when I'm finished, I wipe my penis off. Repeat.

I aim for my mouth

Mostly just wash hands.

>doesn't have dust filters
>breaks things weekly

sounds like a user problem

but building a desktop and playing video games is still a waste

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>>37854757
>console nigger can't handle a simple PC

>paid 1200 for prebuilt top of the line PC
>build yourself is a meme, barely save anything but takes time and is less convenient
>rarely needs cleaning, rarely needs troubleshooting
I think you got bamboozled.

l know your feel

>>37854811
I don't think you do anon.
fuck I can't believe I fell for it. why did I think there would ever be hope. there's nothing for me in this world.

>>37854899
l know your feeI

how do you go about this though?

you go to the barber and ask for a normie haircut?

it's already so awkward talking to barber I don't think I could do this.

put a couple pictures on phone
barber asks how do you want it cut
show barber pictures and say "like this"

how the fuck else do you do it? do you normally just say "trim it" and hope they get it close to whatever you wanted? they have no idea what kind of picture you have in your head of what you want it to look like

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>Tfw 25 with shit hairline so I couldn't even get a normie haircut if I wanted

Cure for baldness PLEASE

>tfw you're the wrong kind of tranny to be a dank meme

>>37854702
What age did you transition? Do you feel better after transitioning? How did you come out? How did your parents react?

>>37855257
>What age did you transition?
I came out at 19, started hrt at 20
>Do you feel better after transitioning?
definitely.
>How did you come out?
I told some of my friends one night when I was drunk and it just kind of snowballed from there. I told my mom via email. I couldn't do it face to face.
>how did your parents react
my dad died a couple years before. My mom was pretty upset at first, but she has calmed down over time. I think she's still unhappy about it, she just doesn't say anything.

I would become white thus instantly becoming a chad

>>37854698
I'd weigh 80 lbs less and be physically fit. I think it's the main factor holding me back from finding a relationship.

God I'd grow about a foot and a half instantly holy fuck
Me height is literally the only thing preventing me from being the chaddiest Chad possible

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r9k 1 - normies 0

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Fuck a normie dance off fuck a normal dance off

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>still havent banned "fembot" threads
>still havent banned cuck and tranny bait
>still havent made this a blue board

not impressed but regardless here is a dancing penguin

>>37854629
that's not your sister.
Reported for shitposting.

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>>37854743
It is my sis and she never talks to me so I don't care if she finds out I'm posting her pics on here

>>37854629
We want nudes

>>37854608
but you are, you fucking donkey

>>37854608
but that's just wrong.
donkeys can preform useful work.

>>37854624
My mom calls me shit all the time. Yesterday she called me a lowlife, anime watching scumbag. I was just playing Pop'n after work.

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>>37854579
>Remembering that really hot gyaru hentai you read awhile back

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>>37854706
Gyarus are the best.
Even ones with a penis.

>>37854579
A man with impeccable taste I see. Welcome to the brotherhood of the elites anon.