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Chat with me please, I'm lonely.
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Bumping for lonely people.
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Tell me then, anon. Why do you feel lonely?
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Hi there! Here's a smiley picture for you

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And so the robot chose to stay artificial in the end.
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>>37424399
Anyone else want to slice her along the waist with a meat cleaver. I bet it would feel really satisfying.
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Very inteteezting thread xd
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>>37424472
Well, now that you mention it... Kinda, yeah.

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I envy you dead-parent fuckers. You can finally become whatever you want.
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>>37424301
>Now this is what I call "the spin!"

One of my favorite Chris quotes.
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Don't you have an incest thread to spam over on /gif/
>Now YOU'RE the man of the house anon
>You're so much bigger than your father
>I'm glad he's dead so we can have fun tee hee
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>>37424301
People actually enjoyed bullying a mentally ill man and watching him fuck things and jack off.

It's like the guys who watched Jason Genova's masturbation videos.

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Your thoughts on the recent buzzfeed propaganda?
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I have to skateboard to my easy to get job in like ten minutes, I'll have to give you my thoughts later.
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Yes, make sure you ask for advice on how to open the door on /adv/
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>>37423960
lullzz

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Why the fuck do you retards willingly orbit roasties? I seriously cannot understand why you would do this unless you had brain damage.
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>>37423817
delusion and hope
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>>37423889
this sums it up
orig
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>>37423889
>>37423964
What is there to hope for you stupid faggots? That the roastie with 80 orbiters and even more penises lined up is going to somehow abandon her whore ways for you? You MUST have some kind of brain damage.

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>sister gets drunk and sucks a cut dick
>now she wants to get circumcised
how do i talk her out of it guys?
i'm not gonna stop her if she is really serious, but it seems like a bit of a rash decision to make
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>>37423807
Maybe she just realized how much cleaner and nicer it is to be cut?
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>>37423807
Is this bait? If it is you uncut monkies are laughable
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>>37423807
Female circumcision isn't smiled upon. Nice bait.

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>tfw you will never worry about dying a virgin because you are asexual masterrace

Feels good lads
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>>37423794
Why wasn't I born like this?
Also, any robots taking prozac? Does it kill your libido?
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>>37423794
This is a heavenly feel.
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he did alright

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>We don't know where what makes "us" came from
>We could have had previous lives without any way of knowing
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>tfw our previous lives might have been 2d
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>We may have explored every possibility before comming into existance
>We may have had lives in universes with logics uncomprehensible to the human mind
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>>37423774
faust is gorgeous

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> that ultra-rare average looking girl who dresses like a robot

should i talk to her lads i see her every day before she goes to vocational.

i've never started a conversation with a girl before so i may need some tips.
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>>37423144
Establish dominance by immediately punching her in the cunt as hard as you can.
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>dresses like a robot

What does that even mean? This board is full of idiots.
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>>37423188
she geniunely looks like a robot and not what failed normies you see on those clothing threads

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Fembots, I hope you have an explanation why you haven't put anything up your butt yet and it better be good
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>>37423110
Nothing in my house is big enough
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>>37423119
what about the house itself?
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>>37423149
In my ass as we speak, typing with my small intestine

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it true that biracial/mixted race people are more prone to being psychologically unstable? is it genetics, or a product of their environment of their struggle to identify with a racial group? i'm biracial (white english + indian), and i have a multitude of mental afflictions. i have a severely autistic brother. i know plenty of mixed raced people and they all seem to have mental health issues, disproportionately in comparison to mono-racials.
i'm not alt right but the more i think about it based on my own experiences, i can't deny how strong an argument this is for ethno-states
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im emotionally stuck at 12yo angst so sure
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Probably, world is fucked up senpai
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>>37422954
More people in general than you think have mental health issues. Just more anti-miscegenation propaganda.

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My pizza is 15 minutes away. I'm going to go have another hit of the bong. What are you doing tonight, r9k?
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>>37422917

>this commie faggot

How can anyone take him seriously? It's hard to even understand what he's saying.
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>>37422917
>tonight
It's 7am what the fuck are you talking about?
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I was thinknig about getting myself a bottle of whisky and sleep with it

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depression / feels thread

come on it I'll pour you a glass. tell me your troubles, your untapped dreams, your struggles.

Myself? Extreme daily depression I can't seem to get out of.
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>>37422913
For awhile now I fluctuate. One minute I'm my typical stoic self, the next I'm pissed and the other I'm just down. Sometimes however I feel like punching a tiger in the balls for fun and that life is literally a drug I can get high off of. Keep hallucinating shit as well, and it pisses me off. Fuck this shit.
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Is it wrong to commit suicide?
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I'm back to using cocaine after three months of abstaining and it feels fucking great because boy have I been feeling like shit this week. Doesn't matter that I still haven't slept and don't expect to for 12 more hours.

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>tfw no beautiful family
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>>37422855
>Track
Amerilards BTFO
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Sarah looks like blonde Lisa Ann and her daughters are pretty ugly. Track would look fine without those fucking sideburns tho
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l never expected this feel

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Who /sithlord/ here?

Jordan Peterson is a fool. You can't just clean your room and will to do good, because no-one is good for its own sake. In order to clean your room you must draw upon a wealth of emotion to power you through the trials of life. Resentment, jealousy, greed and a lust for power and dominance are the positive characteristics of human experience which are forever being foisted upon us. These are our strongest tools. You must hate your dirty room and everything it stands for, including yourself for your weakness and letting it become dirty while other rooms are clean. Destroy your dirty room. Eviserate it. Tear it asunder. You want to eat a pizza? Why should you bow to hungry stomach who wants pizza even though it makes you fat and it's bad for you. Eat vegetables to show your spite for your stomach. A constant rebellion against life to enhance your own power, that is what it means to be a sith!

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Through Passion I gain Strength.
Through Strength I gain Power.
Through Power I gain Victory.
Through Victory my chains are Broken.
The Force shall free me.
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>>37422826
kreia is not a proper sith you pleb.
she mixes sith and jedi philosophies
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You've convinced me. The only motivation I've ever had came from the desire to spite others
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Chad are a weakness. Robots are a weakness. We must go beyond Chad and Robots, and then finally destroy the very cradle in which they're born with our newfound power!

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