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what's the best way to subtlety take creep shots robots?
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The best way to avoid arrest is to not do it.
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>>37449007
Turn off your flash and shutter sound.
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>>37449007
do it very subtlly
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FUCKKK ROASTIEES REEEEE 2017-06-02 04:29:44 Post No.37448876
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>be me
>Mom invited her friend for dinner
>Her friend has 3 daughters, one slightly older, one same as my age and one younger.
>Say hi to the girls. They instead start laughing among themselves.
>Finally one of them says hi very softly and all three walk away
>At dinner I am the only male
>Mum and friend and her daughters start their gossip
>Some bs about who's dating who, celebs and other ROASTIEES bullshit
>Try to make conversation about where the girls study or what do they do
>The whores just give me a weird look and laugh condescendingly.
>Mum and friend say, "Anon you and the girl your age look kinda cute sitting next to each other"
>Before I say anything the girl goes "MOOM EWWWW HIM?"
I am upstairs right now pretending to talking to my maths professors to avoid them. What do?
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Newfag here, what does roasties mean?
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>>37448925
people with vaginas ( not to be confused with traps )
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>>37448925
roasties= women
can someone fucking tell me what to do? mum is calling me for desert and i dont want to face these whores.
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What's the worst thing you ever done to yourself? post pics if u have em
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>>37448707
I let myself fall in love.
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>>37448707
I bit my tongue once by accident. It was quite bad.
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I have a scar on my right arm from putting a cigarette out on myself several months ago
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Psychological Issues #?????? 2017-06-02 04:19:59 Post No.37448702
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Psychological Issues #??????
Recluse
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I'm drunk and the thread isn't up yet. Unburden your hearts, robots, and receive a response.
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>tfw there will never be medication that gives purpose and contentness to life
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So between the cholesterol and the diabetes you must be a like a milkshake for a vampire, huh?
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Here we are now. Entertain us.
How's everyone?
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That is a 5-litre bottle. Why am I so big? My height and robustness scares girls off, and intimidates people I don't want to intimidate. And I don't even feel big inside. Sometimes I wish I were a manlet.
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>>37448693
Become a twink orgns
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If you don't cut your toenails on regular basis, the fungis and bacterial cultures that proliferate on their surfaces will exacerbate the keratin until they start turning yellow, becoming brittle and ultimately growing inward your flesh.
You may laugh at this, but most people in their 30s and 40s have fucked up toenails exactly for this reason.
t. podiatrist
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>>37448693
CUT YOUR NAILS YOU MONSTER
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Does anyone else's discomfort around girls verge on being a full-blown phobia? I have trouble being alone somewhere with a female my age, even just a classmate or coworker. Part of the fear is that they might think I'm showing romantic interest if I try talking to them, so I stay silent and avoid eye contact. Of course it's worse with cute girls, but it even applies with girls I'm not attracted to.
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>>37448610
I have this but not as bad.
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>>37448610
So what even if you were showing romantic interest? I know its easier said than done but you really need to learn to stop giving a shit.
I've done that and its improved my life dramatically, and I've actually started getting girls
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>>37448687
I don't know how to stop giving a shit pr caring what others think. I can't wrap my mond around that mindset.
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>Fat and ugly
>Never going to get a qt black gf
Why even live?
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>>37448602
Who is she?
originalo this
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you can still look at them...and masturbate thinking about them loving you
that's more then enough for a pathetic loser like you
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>>37448618
Nvm found her name.
ITT: post your favorite album and your dick size
3 inches
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>>37448539
22cm. Don't see how its relevant though.
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about 6.5 inches
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>>37448539
7.7in
orgasm
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>Be 26
>7.5/10 looks
>Good social skills and a large group of friends
>Athletic, good at various sports
>Can play two instruments
>University educated at one of the top universities in my country
>Good job in IT with well above average salary
>Can cook
>Easily the best at video games out of everyone I know personally
>Excellent general knowledge
>40+ sexual partners varying from one nighters to a girlfriend of 2+ years, none of whom would be below a 5/10 (admittedly none over an 8 either)
>While having no addictions, can handle alcohol/soft recreational drugs
>Only one person that actively dislikes me (ex GF)
Just felt like getting that off my chest. Anyone else not a complete fucking dickhead here?
Also, free advice for people that want to know how to get along with others in the real world. Ask away
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>23
>not doing so well in the uni respect due to physical health problems in the past but am reenrolled now
>good enough job
>have decent amount of friends
>throw parties every so often that people attend and seem to enjoy
>good relationship with family
>don't live at home
But
>have some substance abuse issues
It's a 6 or 7/10 life
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>>37448561
Nice. If it's weed or alcohol, try and cut it down to 3/4 times a week max, plus limit amounts (e.g only 3,4 drinks or 1,2 bowls) and it'll help a lot. Anything else, cut that shit out at pace.
Have a good weekend
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>>37448609
I've tried many times to cut down on weed but apparently I cant. I did crawl out of alcoholism though.
My biggest problem that isn't actually so big is that on occasion I enjoy harder drugs.
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Best way to practice/simulate kissing, /r9k/? My pillow and my hand just aren't cutting it anymore.
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Canine
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>>37448467
real girls, nerd
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Hookers.
Oh sweet originalo!
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Who here /terf/? There's too many trannies on this board
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terf is one of their retarded words.
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>>37449218
I'm reclaiming it
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>>37449316
why would you claim a tranny word
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You have to chose one
>wheel chair gf
>deaf gf
>autism gf
>midget gf
>morbid obese gf
Which do you chose?
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>>37448276
I guess wheelchair or autism. I would also accept mute or blind.
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Deaf gf sounds based.
Shizune was worst KS tho.
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Deaf, autism, wheelchair, in that order
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Who /communist/ here? 2017-06-02 03:51:11 Post No.37448250
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You're not a classcuck, are you /r9k/? That would be a shame! Why should porky get to profit off of your hard work?
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>>37448250
I am the porky, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I want a qt commie gf
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>>37448275
Whats do you do that makes you a porky?
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>shave puss pubes
>get ingrown hairs
>also get period today
reeee i just wanted chad to fuck me tonight
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>>37448105
Posting in r9k you wont get any chad, my fellow hairyball.
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Why do girls shave their pussies in the first place?
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>>37448280
Not OP but I just think it feels/looks better.
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Ask a chastity fag anything. I've been locked up about 2 days, and I've got about 14 left. My keyholdercaptions might change that though.
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Why haven't you offed yourself yet?
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>>37448091
What did you buy and where? I'm so anxious, I ordered mine about a month ago and it still won't arrive.
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>>37448091
What happens when you have a boner