My room is too bright and Im all sweaty. Fuck the summer, its impossible to sleep.
>>36745031
Buy a curtain and turn on a fan dumbass.
>>36745031
you need a girlfriend. bang your sweaty gf for a while and you'll fall asleep for sure. that shit is the BEST lemme tell ya
>>36745046
>bang your sweaty gf
god other people's smells are so disgusting
"What kind of God would make a world where ______"
nonwhite people exist
>>36744998
nyaa.se is kill
>>36745002
Fpbp holy fucking shit
explain why you hate older women
You have 10 seconds
>>36744984
I work in retail and older women are absolute cunts. God help you if a coupon doesn't ring up or if she reads a sale tag wrong.
>>36744984
I don't
oregorig
>>36744984
They can't produce healthy babies.
One saturday, we hang out, she pays for some of my drinks, we make out, we stay partying together until 7am.
One week later, I ask her out again. She initally accepts, but flakes in the last minute because she's "feeling sick". I play it cool, I was already hanging with my friends and shit.
Next week, wednesday or so, she sees me at the campus, waves at me, 10 minutes later she texts me if I'm down for coffee. I'm busy so I ask her if it's fine tomorrow. It is.
Next day, we meet ar the campus cafe, she takes a coffee and I take a beer, she asks where we go next and we spend the next three hours having beers and laughs, I run out of money and she pays for my drinks again, she runs out of money too so we go to her home so she can grab some more in order to keep hanging.
While I wait for her, I get an urgent call and I must leave.
How my chances with her are? Did she go drinking with me as a way to enmendate her flaking, which she regretted, or just as a way of compensating it?
brah if a girl pays for your shit (especially booze) you're doing something right. rock on
who fucking knows you faggot ass normie
go ask adv
>>36744979
>How my chances with her are?
Dwindling. You should have already banged.
what are some telltale signs of a poor bloodline besides manletism and dark skin?
>poor eyesight
>allergies
>chapped lips
>lactose intolerance
>gets hot or cold in conditions humans can easily and comfortably live in
>Can't easily access astral planes
>Lack of paranormal abilities like telekinesis and telepathy
>Bloodlines originates from the native ecosystem of the planet and not off-world
>>36744962
This is me plus I'm ugly. The only reason these genes got carried was because I'm smart.
>>36744962
>I have all of these
I mean I don't know if my skin is really dark it's just kind of tan but still
hello, this is the world in 2167
>environmentalism and nationalism are at the forefront of politics, as well as anti surveillance
>architecture begins to become more entwined with nature, aestheticism is put into law for construction
>nudism becomes mainstream, as does full body and head/facial hair
>adult relationships with anyone that has hit puberty is normalised
>a cross between witch house and punk is the dominant musical genre for young people
>basic universal income becomes standard in first world countries as robots take over jobs (retail/construction/food industry) - people only work in arts/sciences
>sustainable energy becomes the main source of power, solar panels are on the roofs of all public buildings
>all cars become automated, manually driving a car on a road becomes illegal
>narcotics become legal and drug retail stores open
>veganism becomes dominant in first world countries
>areas of cultural conversation becomes as important as environmental conservation as globalism reaches it's peak
>fully emersive VR is accesable to the general public
>technology to read and communicate through brainwaves emerges and becomes mainstream
>>36744926
I like it all, especially
>all cars become automated, manually driving a car on a road becomes illegal
take THAT, fucking cagers
>>36744926
literally through what logic do you think adult relationships with anyone that has hit puberty would be the future when all trends show that nations are increasing their age for when something is considered statutory rape
none of this matters to me
Reminder that women owe you nothing. Instead of becoming an autistic MGTOW or some other variant of autist because you can't get one, you can work on yourself by becoming a proper man and maybe, just maybe, someone will like you enough to be with you.
STFU and post more pics of the puppy
True words my nig
You fellows could use more testosterone as well
You're hitting the nail pretty close to the head. But you have to remember that just telling the people here to become a man is not enough. They don't know what makes a man. They're stuck in the belief that there is no middle ground between being a beta faggot and a misogynistic asshole. They are left confused by the mixed messages society sends about masculinity. Further confused by PUA lingo and bitter MGTOW types constantly preaching to them.
What happened to these guys? Why don't we bring 'em back? Those times were golden
you must be old
t. robot since sept 2016
9gag happened....
yeah, no, OP. here's some golden shit we need to bring back.
Hey white boi, heard you were talkin' bout IQ and crime statistics. Want to repeat that?
>>36744845
what, can't you read it yourself?
>>36744845
for some reason that body is much scarier with a kid face
>>36744845
Sure
*pulls statistics (with citations) out of emergency redpill kit and redpills him about race*
>tfw beautiful suckable cock
Feelsgood
>Inb4 dry cut dick
go on tinychat OP tinychat /sroobot
>>36744863
Idk what that is.oregano
>>36744863
ha fuckin nerd just got trolled outa his own room boiiii
>1-6 i do it.
>Roll Dice
Plot twist: 100-sided dice.
>>36744822
rolled a 7
check mate ass hat
I will also roll a 7
Daily reminder that you will never be a teenager again and you missed your oppurtunity on teenage love.
All you can get now is some used up slut who fucked 100 chads before you and only settles for you because you have a stable job.
>>36744782
>oppurtunity
Daily reminder that you will never be a teenager again, go back to high school, and learn how to spell properly so you can spout bullshit on a Chinese origami board.
>>36744782
Fuck that, I want to be a teenager again because enjoying video games, anime and the like came so much easier back then. Now I always struggle against an invisible wall, against preoccupations and a lack of energy.
>>36744782
Daily reminder that teenagers fuck old dudes all the time.
i'm wondering if anyone else has more than one boyfriend or girlfriend? i am young, want to have fun, want backups in case I'm cheated on and normies are cheaters so it's going to happen and i just don't want anything serious. i worry that committing to one guy could be bad because he could be the wrong guy.
I have no gf but several friends with benefits. Works great. I suggest that as well. You still get sex and company but without the relationshit drama.
I have fuck buddies. You meat once of twice a week, watch a movie and then fuck. So in the good cases you get a buddy and you also find out that women and their pussy is something you can get bored of and you realize "today I could put my penis in this and that pussy, but I feel more like watching this long youtube video in my watchlist". Gets a mans priorities straight, lack of sex makes frustrated chumps and angry robots. What I also notice as beneficial is that if you already have pussy available in your phone, when you get with a new woman you're far more relaxed to demand this and that sexual activity - if she were to say no, you wouldn't run into a dry spell. Basically it trains Chad behavior. But you're not a Chad just from having fuck buddies, matter of fact is that women want to get fucked and are just a pickier than man. Friendships with fucking are common today.
>>36744803
yeah, but I'm a girl and want multiple BOYFRIENDS, not fwbs.
19 yo faggot here
This is probably the worst place to ask but how do I fix zero motivation?
I dont wanna shower, room is a mess, dont wanna cook food, dont want to do anything. Even reading 2 pages of a book is too fucking boring. I have finals next week so I gotta get my shit together
>>36744740
Stop being a pansy Millenial.
See a fucking therapist before this gets worst.
I currently go to therapy taking an antidepressant but sti feel shit.
Im not a bitchy millenial normie.
are you looking for for some human warmth, intimacy and hugs? are you a weird INFP who doesn't really look for sex?
find a cuddle buddy on our small disscord server!
>>36744683
'scord.gg
/a7JW4ft
>>36744683
>find a cuddle buddy on our small disscord server
You really think I am going to find a qt girl, let alone one in my own city, to meet with in person on a small obscure chat room? Nope, all that awaits are mentally ill men, some who are probably masquerading as something they aren't. You are delusional. Also, knock it off with these "what superhero are you?"-tier MBTI label garbage. It's the type of shit teenage girls do and I feel like I need a manual to figure out what each acronym fucking means.
>>36744726
You never know robro, take a chance.
I did and it worked out amazingly for me. You gotta try!