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What the fuck is with girls and star signs? Talking about signs with girls is like a fucking cheatcode. Srsly bros learn the signs.
Also how to pass this shit test: "I'm not that kind of girl"
This is like a brick wall for me
General shit test thread
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Awww Aquarians are the best! I LOVE AQUARIUSIUSIUSIUEIEIEIE
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>>35358461
>be scorpio
>completely dependent on others
>powerless
>walking doormat
what does it mean?
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>>35358461
Innovative
Admired
Eccentric
All the things I'm not...
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/comfy/ thread
dumping rest of my collection from yesterday
any /comfy/ material is welcome
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>>35358180
>aesthetic comfy
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>>35358225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dkf0_4L2bc
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>>35358225
Beautiful sunset. And such a well-made dock!
When did you realize Trump's inauguration doesn't mean the Republicans have won?
>all the influential people like musicians are liberal(literally everyone from Metallica to Lady Gaga to Radiohead)
>all children television shows are liberal
>most school teachers are female democrats
>the atheist population is increasing
Trump will be one of the last Republican presidents. Enjoy the four years.
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varg isn't "liberal", is he?
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Because the entire conservative platform since it originated is "STOP MAKING PROGRESS AS A SOCIETY AND MAKE MY COMPANY MORE MONEY WAAAAHHHHHH"
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>>35358121
>implying the normies know who he is
>implying those who listen to burzum take him seriously
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>tell therapist I'm extremely sexually attracted to little girls
>police get called and question me for 2 hours before letting me go
Last time I "get help".
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i thought you were supposed to keep that confidential??
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>Tell someone you're a pedo
>Be mad cops are called
No shit, what did you think was going to happen?
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>>35357838
Do you live in America?
Asking for a friend.
>have assburgers
>still able to fuck 7/10s on Tinder
What's your excuse?
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>>35357618
>What's your excuse?
I'm a spic and I live with my mom.
Literally nobody is more unfuckable than me
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>>35357618
The only one that offered got mad that I wanted to wait until friday instead of that night, and they unmatched me.
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>>35357631
Just from the context of the situation I can tell you you saved yourself a trip to the clinic.
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Describe your life with a picture. 2017-03-07 06:17:42 Post No.35357439
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Describe your life with a picture.
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Pic related is for me.
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videos are moving pictures
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this pictuer is original
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>>35357439
I can't wake up from this original nightmare.
Anonymous
NEET/NEET Recovery General 2017-03-07 06:16:46 Post No.35357421
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NEET/NEET Recovery General
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Hello fellow NEETs or NEETs in recovery, how are you holding up?
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Just got a part time job at my mom's work (Home Depot). I'm working part time.
I've lost about 30 pounds working out in my room and I've finally gotten my first job.
Just trying to be productive again.
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regular /recovery/ anon is dead
the discord is a bit dead rn but we'll make it great again.
https://discord.gg/G9zzg8S
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>>35357421
Not gonna recover any time soon.
Using Tinder and vidya to try and lower the feeling of powerlessness in my life
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>make okcupid a few days ago
>see thread on here talking about how tinder is better and that an anon got 6 matches on it within some short time period compared to none on okc
>make a tinder and use my two nicest, recent pictures
>type up a nice informative bio
>only match with a landwhale with a nose ring who I accidentally liked
>she stops talking to me after two lines
>no matches since even though i've liked at least 40-50 people in a 10 mile radius
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congrats. you're an average looking white guy.want to make a suicide pact with me?
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>>35357296
Dating sites are ultra Gender Biased. You shouldn't take it personally.
What you can try to improve your odds are
>Funny Bio
>Female Common Interests
>Masculine Pictures
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>>35357296
>type up a nice informative bio
You dun goofed
Your bio should show that you're a fun person to be around with.
Put something like:
>Local homosexual that wants to find out what the buzz on vaginas is all about.
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>Mom: It makes me sad that you're so alone Anon. You have no friends.
>That's not true. I talk to people online...
>Anyone living in your city?
>N-no.
>Why don't you make a dating profile? You're so handsome i'm sure you'd find a girl!
>Y-yeah haha.
;-;
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>be me
>uni student
>parents asks me how my social life is going aside from studies
>you must have made many friends, anon
>oh, i heard you got a girlfriend
>yeah! our little anon has finally grown up
>me inside: h-ahaha (kill me)
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>>35357142
>mom: you're so handsome
>me: STOP! It's nottrue
>mom: It is!! everyone says so!!!
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>be me
>haven't heard moms voice since 2009
>mom is kill
how do normies actually watch this?
>12 episodes of filler per season
>45 minutes of people doing nothing or talking
>walkers aren't even a threat
>copy paste plot
>find place
>it good
>find villain
>place over run
>repeat
>shitty lazy cliffhangers
>only 2 good seasons
>AMC
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>>35357092
Sounds almost like anime except Japan gets away for reasons.
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>>35357092
I agree completely. Regurgitated garbage.
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>>35357136
Only reason anime gets away because
>2D>3D
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So what's your story, brobots?
What drove you to becoming a robot?
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>>35356923
just pretty lazy, to be frank
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just pretty sluggish, to be honest
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>>35356959
>>35356992
ANDREW LOOMIS, READ IT
Robots who cook for themselves, what are your meals like?
The only things I ever make are
>burgers
>tacos
>pasta
>pizza
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fried rice and omelets are fun and easy
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Strictly vegan
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Rice
Eggs
Toasted bread products (English Muffins, Bagels, Potato Bread, etc)
Potatoes
Sometimes I make myself a steak
I "cook" for myself in that I fill myself up with cheap carbs liberally covered in garlic powder
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What do you want in life? 2017-03-07 05:36:40 Post No.35356759
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What do you want in life?
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Because maybe talking about our goals and ambitions will help us get closer to what really matters.
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To be happy
Very Oregano
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>>35356759
One of those and I would be content
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>>35356777
And what would make you happy?I don't know the answer to that question either.
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ITT: We post reaction images for other anons to increase their memetic powers
no wojak/frogposting/goldface pls
we all had those at one point and deleted them until now..
give me your best
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>>35356598
obligatory original post wow
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quality reaction image straight from /tv/, a highly memetic board
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we reactin and shit
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Is ass the best thing to fuck?
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>>35356571
Girl (male) ass is the endgame when it comes to sex
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How does anal (with girls female) fell like ?
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>>35356607
Hot as hell. But I kinda feel as if it gonna fuck her insides up. I don't want her tobecome loose eather. Cumming feel good because just thinking about shooting hot sperm in there makes me diamonds