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Oh...uh..yeah, it's 'SUPER' big, anon
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Don't tell her it's bug in the first place so she doesn't have to lie
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>>37327539
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCC ON IT, WHORE!!
I'VE SPENT ALL OF MY GOOD BOY POINTS TO BUY YOUR ASS!!!
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>>37327539
>erect dick exactly 8 inches
>still been callled "small"
Not sure where girls find these great big donkey dongs, or if it's just a lazy roastie insult indiscriminantly applied to anypne she dislikes.
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>oh, hello anon-dear! I made you breakfast
>I hope you don't mind living with a woman like me
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I actually read that hentai, what with the time travelling and her wanting to do "Lewd" things. . .
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>>37327475
The hentai was creepy, but I like the picture of her being moth-erly.
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>>37327418
>Moth woman
>Giant moth
>Moth..
This is my terror
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Fuck life, fuck everything it stands for, this fucking planet is hell
>2 close uncles dead in one month
>the other is now retarded because of a car accident
>cousin killed himself shortly after
>dad won't talk to anyone and looks like shit
I'm done living in sorrow, robots. I'm tired of mourning and now I'm afraid I'll have to mourn my father soon...
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>>37326866
Stay strong friend. Dubs will guide you.
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>>37326866
Keep crying, you big baby. It'll make you feel better eventually.
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>>37326866
Well, live your own life. Don't ignore your family but avoid to much contact or this shit will destroy you'
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Is it dangerous to breathe in the stench of cat poo? 2017-05-28 01:55:01 Post No.37326854
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Is it dangerous to breathe in the stench of cat poo?
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I'm very lazy when it comes to cleaning my two cats' litter boxes. When I do, they're filled with shit. It's a strong smell, so I try not to breathe with my nose, but instead, I get this strange taste in my mouth afterwards and my breath probably smells like cat feces.
Is this dangerous for my health? Can I get sick from this? They're strictly indoor cats, so I'm not that worried about toxoplasmosis/T. gondii.
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> Is it dangerous to breathe in the stench of cat poo?
No.
Tip:Open a window to let some fresh air in
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HUFF JENK
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>>37326854
Change your cat litter box more often !
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Wagie here
just realized I am happier today than I have been in awhile just because I have tomorrow off
I have no family that can take me in, how can I be NEET i hate working
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>>37326456
go make a post about it on reddit fucking roastie whore
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>>37326473
>>37326473
>go make a post about it on reddit fucking roastie whore
implying im a roaste
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>>37326539
Stop posting Ciara's pics I fucking hate this whore
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Oh boy, that weekend went by fast! Oh well, Monday is soon upon us. Hope you didn't get so wasted you forgot all about it, wagie. But hey, how can anyone forget, eh.. Another day, another shekel
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It's Memorial Day weekend faggot.
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>>37326303
>everyone here is an Amerilard
jej
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>>37326303
>everyone lives in Burgerland
Should you guys be honouring your fallen soldiers everyday? Are you that dumb tbat you need a special day set aside to do it?
Why do I find hot when girls bully other girls?
I normally hate bullies, but when I see some video like that I feel a bit aroused.
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Who the fuck knows why. Did you get bullied as a kid?
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>>37325868
show the vid or at least a webm you fucking retard
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>>37325898
Yeah, I got bullied at school. Not really as bad, though, because I would tell the teachers (cowardly, but that is how I survived through that school). A few times I took out being bullied on one smaller kid, I still feel bad about it.
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opinions on daddy issues, my fellow robots?
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A diceroll between the girl ending up an insane degenerate slut, or deathly afraid of any intimacy.
Best one can do is get the slut and take her virginity before she inevitably cheats on you. Worst scenario is spending months making your girlfriend comfortable with just hugging you.
Unless you get the rare girl that is both degenerate and infinitely loyal to her first bf to the point of accepting cheating and abuse just because he was her first love.
A-any girls like that here?
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As an older guy who likes younger girls, I think it's a great thing.
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>>37325613
This is something I know a lot about, given seducing chicks with daddy issues was my hobby for a long time.
Younger girls (under say 23) are going to be restless, clingy, resentful, insecure and needy. Showing them affection, compliments and praise will quickly lead to sex. She will be thrilled to have you as her 'rock' in her ocean of self doubt.
The problem with being a rock is that waves crash over and around it, wearing it down as it weathers storms.
Plus, as much as she needs you she'll be unsatisified in her quest for validation, being too young to have settled into self-acceptance. So she'll be vulnerable to anyone who has a different way of giving security and validation, not having the life experiences to make value judgements about such things.
Once past say 23 they tend to have a better perspective and less likely to be flighty.
>play Runescape 07
>ask friend to lend his Fury amulet to me
>low alc it in front of him
who /devilish/ today
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>>37325446
DELET THIS NOW
Id fucking kill you.
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>>37325446
>go on /pol/
>make thread saying Hillary won the popular vote and so Trump should be impeached
/Guaranteed replies/
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hardest post in universe
how do I into cryptocurrency
I'm a nocoiner and I want to get in
I have $1000 I'm willing to risk/lose
I want to become a millionaire
I'm both interested in long term and short term gains
but I know nothing about this shit, only the very basics
/biz/ is full of useless meme threads and shill threads
it doesn't really help
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>Buy some Bitcoins at paxful
>Create an account on bittrex or coinbase
>Buy some Ethereum and shitcoins
>Profit
It's easy anon
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>cryptocurrencies
these are complete memes. The buttcoin ship sailed long ago, find something better to invest in
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>>37325410
Why do you deserve to be a millionare if you can't even be bothered to do your own research?
I started with 20k and turned it into six figures and it's still going up. I spent weeks reading books, weeks trying to understand all these charts and terms.
Stop being lazy, train's left the station and you need to jog a little to get on it but it goes all the way to the fucking moon. Don't miss it
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who in their right mind would fuck this? Peter Rodger was quite attractive despite having the jewface, he could've found a better whore, even if he wasn't that rich back in '99. Passing your mediocre genes with a chink's shit-tier genes, such a good idea, such good consequences. Looking at this bitch's face makes me think that Elliot actually turned out pretty good, looks wise.
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>>37325378
I hate this fucking bitch so fucking much. She, and she solely, was the reason of Elliott's outburst. Read his diary, she systematically bullied the kid. Fuck her and fuck Elliott's father for marrying this ugly gook cunt.
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>>37325378
desu he did dump her later on
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>>37325378
>Peter Rodger was quite attractive
no
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>want to commit suicide
>don't have a gun because I live in brazil
>can't afford the helium tank for an exit bag
I'm trying to get a job so I can buy the supplies for an exit bag. Does anyone know another fool-proof suicide method? I was thinking about jumping from a building, but there is a small chance of survival.
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Check the min height for surefire suicide jump, on concrete I think it was 46metre.
Also, a couple of diabetes pens can do the job.
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>lives in brazil
>doesn't own a gun
Pick one
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>>37325359
Helium tanks are cut with oxygen
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I've got a key for 80 Days and a key for Her Story. Both are for Steam. Does anybody want them?
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>>37325296
i'll have one
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>>37325326
Which one would you like, anon?
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>>37325296
Her story is pretty good
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>be me
>go to small highschool
>not a robot, too lame to hang out with chad
>not a chad, but too cool to hang out with robots
NoFriends.doc
>Go to college
>tons of new friends
>partying all of the time, realizing who my true friends are out of the group
>by second semester I have a core group of 3 friends, and a "best-friend" for the first time in my life
>college is awesome
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blowjob.mpeg
sex.avi
analsex.rar (you get the idea)
>become curious what would happen if I stop talking to my friends
>I begin to flake on commitments
>when I would go out with them, I would ghost out at random times and they couldn't find me. I would be at home
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>stop responding to texts/calls
>friends stop inviting me out as much
How did you lose your friends? Was it all your fault?
I started doing the same thing to my girlfriend, but I was able to catch myself before I fucked up that relationship.
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>>37325291
>was it all your fault?
Admittedly yes, I can't keep long term friendships if my life depended on it and even then I had about 2 or so people I could call a legitimate friend and not some acquaintance that I talk to because I'm bored. I never really lost sleep over it however.
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>>37325291
i think most robots did that at one point
even biggest losers had childhood friends
once we realize we are more comfy alone it's game over
socializing is too much of hussle for our kind
we stay in our comfort zone instead untill it's too late to leave it
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Nice charcuterie!
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People who are trans, lgbt, queer, nerdy, chubby/fat, autistic, alternative, etc should be able to exist in society without being made fun of and without those words having negative connotations.
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There's like 2 or 3 things on your list that your statement is true for. The rest can eat shit.
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>>37325246
Its nice to want things Anon.
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>queer
i still dont understand
why use a word that is an insult for your sexuel orientation?