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>>35232755
depends on the type of essay

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>>35232755
>it's this thread again
If you don't do your shit, don't complain
unoriginami

>>35232732
Well my ass is still there, so obviously whoever was grabbing him fled.

you look like this guy i know lol wow i cant unsee

>>35232644
>Does anyone here want a transgender gf? I just think it's better
yeah

kinda wish my gf had a feminine penis and a boipusi but hey, can't have everything. I really shouldn't complain

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>>35234621
Are we at the point where normies just out themselves without any fear of an army of reees? r9k is officially the new reddit.

>>35232503
what is even going on in this picture? caption doesn't make sense

>tfw no freaky gf

>>35232560
op is a gnome with a giantess fetish let's pray for him

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>>35232560
looks like giantess *porn*

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lSLAMlC

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TERRORlSM

Keep sending her long paragraphs. When she stops responding, keep doing it. She is just playing hard to get bro.

shit like this makes me happy for my inboxes lol damn i love my friends :) i love spicy convos


anon i cant help you. just do u

Seriously just send her a one line message: What's your number? Just be fucking direct.

>>35232128

Why is it every girl that likes that style of artwork is literally the most fucked up girls I've ever met

>>35232142
yo fuck elisa lain

>>35231992
I'm lonely af too, might have to look into watching Judge Judy, is it pretty interesting?

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>>35231992
Ha, you too!? Man, I thought JJ on Youtube was just my guilty pleasure!

Btw, she earns $47 million a year. Wealthiest female celebrity, I think. People don't suspect it, because she's always so pissed off. It's hard to imagine how someone can be so pissed off with that much money.

...And the whole operation just seems so small, with only 1 set, cheesy music, people squabbling over $200 or something. The producers were wise to keep it extremely small, because it seems like the real thing. Instead of one of the richest women in the world being an incredibly impatient bitch.

(Pic related - her when she was young!)

>>35231992
Id pound her gavel, iFFYAKNOWWADDAIMEAN

I've started convincing myself I never really wanted it in the first place. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

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>>35231995

I see things like guys getting cheated on by their gf, sometimes even by his friend. Or friends backstabbing you. Then I think to myself that I'm better off without dealing with those things, but when I see happy couples it infuriates me because I'll never experience it.

I can't believe I'm getting desperate enough to want to fuck a prostitute so I don't have to be a virgin anymore and not deal with a relationship I can't handle. Or maybe I should just buy a fleshlight. But I also want affection and love, I can't have those with a sex toy or a paid whore. I guess I have to start accepting compromises.

Well I lost my virginity to a pretty hot girl a few months ago. I'm 20 now so I know it'll happen more often, social life? I pushed all my friends away because I needed to get my shit together and still am. A girlfriend? As nice as it sounds I pretty much have a "fuck a bitch" attitude so I really am not trying to be in a relationship at least till after I graduate college. Friends? I have family that supports me so I'm straight.

It sucks but after going through unemployment, I still prefer wagecucking, I just gotta find one that I can take and make enough to save up

>>35231901
you're browsing r9k lel

Great being a wagie. about to buy a car. also got bonus for perfect from mystery shop. Mr.Shekelstein wants me to be payed well and shares the tip jar. My Mr.Shekelstein is not a bitch like other Mr.Shekelsteins

>>35231858
I like changes
>merkel 2017
Its good but people might start talking about German politics and a call you a kraut in your threads

>>35231994
Hes gonna run out of politians someday

>>35231858
Yeah good luck with a crazy gf. It wont fill a void in your life, only make that hole bigger

>wut.jpig

>opisafaggot.hrt

r9k was always trash

if you don't have over 60 threads hidden you're fucking up. leave

>>35231562

That's Nixon right?

I'd force myself to laugh at his "hilarious" joke at my expense.
Ha ha, she's gross so I'll pretend to propose to her or grab her and smooch her cheek- it'd be assault if it happened to a cute girl but now it's the funniest joke anybody ever told!

Syndrome of a Down

Orig

>>35231540
I prefer cannibal corpse :>))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLSBx1C8WtM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEimA-c0QOI


Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
Grab a brush and put a little
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable

YOU WANTED TO OP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't think you trust
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to . . .

>fuck up fucks every fucking day
>"muted for two seconds lol"
This board is fucking garbage. How are you supposed to enforce higher quality posting when you reset the fucking posting penalty every ten minutes?

>>35231486
>2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024
It's goes up pretty fast but based off what anon below said it would only be about 18 minutes

>>35231792
>/r9k/ mute penalty goes up to 10 minutes on first transgression
>quality of the board vastly improves

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>>35231486
me.

spaghetti and meatballs.