>hold on mom is calling me for dinner brb
>last online October 27, 2006
>"i gtg, see you next week maybe"
>3 years ago
the only friend i ever had
I had a friend like that but he lived in Iraq so he probably died kek
>Stopped talking to my online friends 3 years ago
>Still friends with them on Facebook
>Afraid to initiate conversation
Sheeeiiiit
Why aren't you using OpenSUSE and also crossdressing /r9k/? Have fun getting spied on with winshit10
>>35482391
I already am, OP. On my laptop. What do I win?
>>35482406
>I already am, OP. On my laptop. What do I win?
you win the use of a good distro
Install Gentoospoiler tags are a fucking nightmare when phoneposting
>trying to reach carton of Goldfish Crackers on top of fridge but can't reach
>tall roommate walks into kitchen and sees me struggling
>ask her "can you lend me your Amazon height and get that box of Goldfish for me, please?"
>she tells me she hates it when people poke fun at her height and tells me to use a chair
>don't want to use a chair because I'm scared of getting on top of one without someone keeping the chair steady
>TFW no amazon gf to rag doll me
>>35482317
this is hot if you're a boy
I'd literally sell my soul for an eternity of torment in exchange of loving and being loved by Katya, and having her as my gf
What would you sell it for?
nothing. i just want to stop existing forever. can i just have my soul destroyed instead?
I'd sell my soul for being able to fully comprehend whatever I wanted to. Like, even things that we will probably never know, for example how the universe came to existence.
>>35482923
It's kind of like conservation of energy with religfags, you can't really destroy a soul, just have it in different states
Sometimes in the breakroom, I overhear the lonely christmas cake women in my office clucking like hens about what men like.
The answer is simple: young and pretty, but the depth they go to to convince themselves it's something else, something not closed off to them yet, is pathetic. "Men like curves, they like handles, they like something to grip, they want something who thinks", it goes on and on. Meanwhile they cruise dating sites and tinder, afraid to face the simple fact that the thing men really want they no longer possess because they squandered it.
If you are 30+ female, and still alone, start buying some cats instead of deluding yourself with extravagant mental gymnastics.
Boy, you're preaching to the choir here. Are you expecting a reply from a feminazi? You aren't going to get one, and if you do, it is absolutely going to be from a reply baiter.
>>35482514
That would make them a baiter replying to bait
I don't know where to even begin with that bullshit of an opinion but just by starting with "men like x" isn't going to get you anywhere.
"Men like young and pretty" lol, anon, have you ever been to 4chan? Men like ponies and furries gtfo pls
So I took a girl home from the bar last night and plowed her with no rubber. She was a total butterface (like pretty fucking ugly dudes) but she wasn't fat, I skeeted in her mouth and all that.
I didn't bust inside, does the withdrawl method work? Also how do I know if I have an STD? I've had raw sex with quite a few girls but I usually discover that they are on the pill so i've never got one knocked up. She was white but still seemed pretty trashy, I didn't notice anything that would indicate that she had an STD and i didn't bust inside
What do? Is she going to get pregnant even though I pulled out? Is it possible I got an STD?
Get the fuck out of r9k
You're no robot
>>35482190
why are you asking us, a bunch of kv's, if withdrawal works? your kind doesnt belong here, i hope you get multiple stds from fucking infected flaps dirty normalfag
>>35482190
why didnt you bust inside?
Who fear of flying here?
I love flying.
It's just a comfy little tube where you have to give up control entirely. You cant leave it early, you have no influence over the state of the plane, you can't do anything about any of it.
You just have to let go completely and accept that you're just gunna be there for the next few hours.
>>35482217
What about that 0.1% chance of catastrophic failure over the ocean?
Why do normies feel the need to work so much when they can get neetbux? Most of them just save money and don't even spend it anyway. What's the attraction?
They are functional human beings helping the world economy.
>>35482659
why?
origeno
i'm not sure. feels like i'm accomplishing something. I'd feel pretty ashamed if I didn't do anything during summer/school breaks/weekends
I could never be a neet (at least not by choice), I really don't enjoy un-earned free time
But yeah it does suck when I have to work the day before an important exam or when I had to work during christmas last year
Why are some people good looking, healthy and mentally stable while others are ugly with serious health problems and mentally fucked up?
genetics
>inb4 environment
if your genetics were good you wouldn't be in that enviorment in the first place or you would find a way out sooner
Why do some people get molested as children?
>>35482136
Attractive people are less likely to develop mental problems due to having a cushy easy life.
On the other hand attractive people are usually boring and weak due to having a lack of adversity
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROASTIE WHORES ARE DONE HERE
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11133203/Could-previous-lovers-influence-appearance-of-future-children.html
My mom was fucking some ugly ass niggas then haha
>fruit flies
Nothing to see here folks move along
Is that why I look more like my mom? She was a virgin before she got together with my dad.
if all women are sluts why cant you get any of them to fuck you XD
i like your chart op
its very colorful
>>35482042
Sluts hate dorks you dumb idiot
>>35482098
>falling for the bait this hard
You're the idiot here. How about you leave?
>dropped out of school at 15 due to mental problems
>I have posted here about them before, too tired to do that now, just know that I'm seriously mentally ill useless neet
>decide to make a fake facebook account
>start looking up people from school
>like 9 out of 10 don't have facebook accounts
>but those that do, oh boy what a fucking shock
>they look like men/women now
>they finished school
>they have jobs
>they have friends
>they have lovers
Why did I do this to myself.
Also, I look at a random pornstar/random pretty girl on the internet and I don't feel a thing. Yet when I look at them on facebook, feeling that they are real people I knew that live near me and are doing just fine... My jealously, my bitterness, explodes.
Well what are you gonna fucking do about it then? Post here until your fingers bleed? Congrats.
Why not use your jealousy to try and do something? I mean fuck, you don't have to be goddamned Elon Musk to be considered successful. Just go finish your Highschool diploma or some shit. Half the answers are on the internet, go do it.
Oh I'm sorry, maybe you wanted to hear this...
"yeah ignore those people whose lives are clearly something you desire and might make you happy. mental illness is so much fun"
It makes me goddamn infuriated when I see scum fucks blaming their entire bad lives on mental issues. There are fucking tards you people make fun of on the regular running businesses, getting married, and you're sitting here telling me you can't go out and do something for yourself because you feel sad?
>>35482036
Not OP, and although what you said makes completely sense, I don't know if I could handle going back to school without failing
Is this the most robot comic?
>inb4 hulk
Dream is basically a robot
>>35481971
The looks like the bastard lovechild of Robert Smith and Ian McCulloch
>>35482005
He's based on peter Murphy
>>35482045
Really? I think we just covered all the best post punk acts in so many posts. I love Peter Murphy - was listening to some Bauhaus just the other day
anyone got any more crystal memes? i've been itchin for some
drop theFUCK
I have a few of them crystal memes!
ive been DYING for one these threads
>Feminists are fat, ugly, unwanted roastie bitches. They aren't beaut-
>>35481941
My shirt says ACDC so I must be Angus young.
>>35481960
hey angus, your music sucks
>>35481978
Sorry I failed to master shoestep or groovegaze my adoring fan.