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Hey robots, I got a GF. Jelly?
ITT: Autistic screeching
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orREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEginal
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Enjoy it while you can budda
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>tfw you forget to say grace at dinner
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>>35225136
how could you forget to call your daughter down for dinner??
poor soul must be starving because of you
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Grace? She passed away 30 years ago
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>>35226792
underrated post kekerino
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Good night robotos, and don't worry too much about your problems, I'm sure you can go through it!
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>>35225011
>go through it
I've been going and going an going through it for so long but there doesn't seem to have an ending.
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>>35225045
Theres only one way out
Close your eyes then..
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Why can't I be a Irish priest during the Viking age?
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>>35225004
>be born french
awesome!
>in 1997
uh
why couldnt i be born born 100 year earlier
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But you can, you just have to
>live in the viking age
>be irish
>be a priest
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>>35225004
tfw no Irish priest's bootyhole to destroy with my 8 inch viking monster dong
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Today, a young man suddenly began to cry.
Thin, thick dark hair, girlfriend with the looks of a fashion model. Ashamed. Yet if I don't write these things, the readers perception of the situation is false.
Narcissist.
Apathy. Mentally ill clown.
Another day in front of the screen.
No laughter, no games, no spoken words.
Only vague movement on the chair.
Took the dog for a short forest jog.
Frustrated.
It needs more care.
The house is filled with empty cans, underwear and paper trash.
I don't know how to study.
No phrase, no tabulature, no mathematical equation.
Ennui.
I don't know how to properly speak out my thoughts.
Factitious bullshiter.
Professional liar.
Always late.
Early in the wrong places.
Am I a good person.
A person?
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>>35224954
Feels inducing
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>>35224954
No just a bad poet
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2deep4u bullshit.
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WHY DOES THIS GIRL AT WORK KEEP COMMENTING ON MY HAIR
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE. IN THE MORNING I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU IF YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS. AFTER WORK, I JUST WANT TO DRINK MY BEER AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ASAP
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post pics of your hair. is it nasty?
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>>35224799
she wants the d you fucking autishomo
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>>35224799
Is your hair that nice or is she just coming onto you?
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>I want to die because I'm very unhappy and I don't enjoy anything in life
>Well we all die eventually so just do the things you enjoy!!!
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what kind of hobby can a person that hate people have so not to have a hypocricy
gardening seems a possible, but too much crops are man design
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>>35224760
i don't know, friend. I don't have any hobbies
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>the first alien race we encounter, the males will all have tiny dicks
>the females will throw themselves at us because of our giant dicks
>you won't be alive to witness it
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given human history, it's more likely that
>the aliums have huge dongs
>the aliums are known to rape and kill human women
>the human women start flocking to them anyway and betray the human men
>humanity goes extinct
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those are called asians
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why do I lose my sense of responsibility around tall people? I have a 6'5 friend, and when I hang out with him I act like an an idiot and don't think before my actions. This applies to most tall people. Why does this happen? I'm a 5'8 guy. It's like I'm not myself.
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>>35224473
Maybe you secretly want to be in a relationship with him and have him take care of you
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>>35224473
because you get very nervous around him because you want him to fuck you
transition and make him your bf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heUUswha9u8#t=281.037896
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>>35224261
what's the point of this thread, OP?
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>>35224261
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heUUswha9u8#t=281.037896
thanks
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>he thinks he's a robot
>he's taller than 5'6
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>>35224244
>tfw 5'6"
>Feel and look like a child
It'll only get worse as I get older
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All men between 5'6" and 5'10" should be rounded into camps and used for organ transplants
All men 5'5" and under should just be exterminated
6'1" masterrace reporting in
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FUCK YOU CONNOR
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>>35224078
>WHY ARE MEN SUCH PIGS
But you are a man...
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>>35224102
If I said I wasn't, I'd be ridiculed anyway, so why not, sure.
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>>35224172
>If I said I wasn't, I'd be ridiculed anyway, so why not, sure.
k
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If a girl works as a nude model, does that mean she is a slut?
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>>35224055
bomperiwi2932r9239r2
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>>35224055
does a NEET shit in a jar?
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>>35224248
Would you say that kinda girl is trash?
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How come people have such contradictory views on life?
i was joking with my mom and asked if trump would probably bring back the draft and she was like "i wish he would it would be good but all these liberals would throw a fit". but meanwhile if i killed myself theyd be all bent out of shape about it (probably). if i was drafted id go but does anyone else think the idea of it is fucked up, the government is telling you that you have to go do something that may kill you?
or if someone says something like that is it basically a green light for "yeah you can kill yourself if you want"
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What happened to Sam?
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It's just nature. You do something for the society, and in return the society accepts and supports you. The civilian/citizen system from starship troopers is the barebone example. I'm not saying that it is bad if a society falls apart(more opportunities for the individual), but a society which does not realize this, like the modern western society will utimately succumb to stronger, stricter societys, belief systems or ethnics.
>tfw I'll never get a gf because I'm only 5'11
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>tfw 5'9 1/2
a-at least it could be worse
honestly we're still above the point of no return. i only ever had one gf and she was 5'2, just go for short girls and they'll think you're a 6'4 chad in their eyes.
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>>35223915
>tfw 6'1" master race with 6.3 dick and 7/10 face
im just a sperg whos too lazy to look for girls though