>tfw high school teachers, guidance counselors, and parents alike encourage 18-year-old children to attend an expensive gamble that they know nothing about for a career "path" that they haven't even began planning and will probably change later on anyway
>tfw have to pee and it's cold but too afraid to go into the campus and be seen by people
>cant turn on heat in my car ever because no money
>>34389464
I went to a Catholic high school and didn't apply myself so I graduated with a 2.3 gpa. My guidance counselor told me my grades were shit but I did well enough on the SAT to go to any CSU. I dropped out after my first semester but went back when I was 22. I'm on my last semester and it's been costing me 7k a year but after the first 3 semesters I stated getting 11k a year in grant money from the state and federal government. People who go to expensive private schools for a bachelor's degree are stupid. Especially of they are too poor to pay for it and take out loans.
>tfw brainlet studying STEM
>other STEM students know I'm a brainlet
>tfw treated like a third class citizen
Suicide feels more appealing every time I go to class
What degree did you do lads?
None.
I just learned programming for fun and now get paid more than anyone I know while having no debt to pay off.
>>34389421
dropped out of school when i was 8 years old ehehe
>>34389421
>studied philo
>made 670k last year
kill yourself nigger
Have gotten ENFJ three times in a row, so it's safe to call myself that now.
What personality types are you robots?
>>34387910
>88% extraverted
>70% assertive
what the hell are you doing here?
>>34387958
I don't know
origrsjogsi
i get different things every time cuz i can't understand the questions
Don't let you're precious siblings fall to Chad's, blue hair, transgenderism, or watching The Chew!
Save your Imouto! Hi hug them, and be a proper nii-chan! Do it for her!
Kek it is her Onii-chan.
>>34386279
Man....That seriously sucks. I half expected she was just RPing that shit
>>34386220
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legalize-marriages-and-civil-unions-between-consenting-adults-regardless-blood-relation-or-familial-status
So far we got 7 signatures, only 143 more and we'll be public on the WH website.
Go forth, soldiers of Purest Love! Sign it so we may marry our imoutos!
Life lost its magic, can't relax
>>34384297
27 here. It's pretty bad.
>>34384297
29 checking in. How much worse can it get, right? haha .
>>34384297
Relax?
AHAHAHAH
nope.
28 here.
>Fapped with and eaten my own shit
>Again
>>34381547
go neck yourself you filthy nignog
>>34381574
not nice faggot
You've gotten quite a haul of (You)s yesterday. How do you expect to top that?
Why do you cucks prefer ugly prolapsed roasties over beautiful pure traps with cute feminine phalluses.
>>34376628
I don't I am a part of the trap master race.
Women are too needy, smell fishy, and have mood swings due to an inferior reproductive system.
>>34376628
Boipussy is better then vagina and fucking a trap is not gay it makes us robots..
Posted this yesterday and got like 6 (You)s so I had this Idea! If you get
A) Dubs+
or
B) 5+ replies
I'll write what ever you want (name, phrase, etc.) and make it look as nice as possible.
>>34336889
Copy down the whole of Elliots manifesto
>>34336920
This. Now. Originally
>>34336889
No longer mourn for me when I am dead
Then you shall hear the surly sullen bell
Give warning to the world that I am fled
From this vile world, with vilest worms to dwell:
Nay, if you read this line, remember not
The hand that writ it; for I love you so
That I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot
If thinking on me then should make you woe.
O, if, I say, you look upon this verse
When I perhaps compounded am with clay,
Do not so much as my poor name rehearse.
But let your love even with my life decay,
Lest the wise world should look into your moan
And mock you with me after I am gone.
"Hey principal Anon, have you seen our textbooks? Stacy lost hers."
>>34326176
I've gotten all the texbooks replaced with The Holy Bible instead, science is for heathens. You're not a heathen, are you?
>>34326526
"Of coarse not, but it would be easier for them to get jobs if they understood math."
>>34326543
Jobs? There girls are going to be wives and mothers to good Catholic husbands and that's final!
Except Bernadette, she's already a sinner. Get rid of her.
COlTUS
>>34400550
HAHAHA
MANDINGO
>>34400550
HAHAHA
MANDlNGO
>>34400550
BADONGERfuck that stupid unfunny show, it's for pseudo-intellectual normalfaggot scum
give me one GOOD reason you still want to eventually want a gf
you know girls dont care about or for you in the end
you know it's all about money, status, power, cock etc
you know they want to cuck you
so why
>>34400530
Thats why I have become part of the trap master race
coitus obviously
>>34400537
>This
Fuck women and their bs
Rate my Tinder date fellow robots
>tfw have an objectively better face+body than that
>still tfw no gf
So should I fall for the personality meme
>>34400195
stop falling for the gf meme
>>34400168
post benis and then i'll let you know
>autistic
>cringy
>just look at his face
i rate complete tard/10
Hed the best tendies today , have tou been good boys?
>>34399918
I dont really like tendies. More of a taquito man myself. I picked up all the trash and shit that blew into my yard so i guess.
Time for a new keyboard there pally.
>Just got back from a night out with my friends
>I should make some memes lal
>I bet r9k will like this
>on the verge of getting into the cummies
>have to poop all the sudden
>>34399876
Sounds like you have an enraged prostate anon, which would mean a few things but all of them bad.
>>34399894
>enraged
leave me
>>34399894
I usually have to poop before I start fapping, what does it mean?
>tfw can't stop fapping
Help me guys I want to stop this shit I want to become asexual
>>34399850
There are no brakes on the maturation train
>>34400000
quints is correct
>>34400000
Chekkked.
Praise kek