The ground shakes beneath you as The Monolith emerges in your path. It hums in anticipation of your question.
Reroll or ask the same question twice and it will attempt to deceive you.
>>35802446
Is today gonna be a good day?
>>35802491
Fug :DDDD
I guess I'll just sleep today away then
Will my business be successful enough for me to live comfortably?
Why haven't you moved out yet, wouldn't you like that extra privacy?
>>35802366
I so alone after moving out.
>no one to eat with
>no one to talk to
>no one to laugh with
>>35802366
>implying I have a gf I need privacy with
hello normie
>>35802366
I did, it's rather depressing though
>tfw used to have friends but they all abandoned me when I became depressed a few years ago and I realized everyone I knew was a piece of shit
>>35802338
Don't worry, that used to be me now I act in hollywood movies.
>tfw hang around junkies for free drugs for a couple years
>tfw after I moved away for a bit I realized none of them were my friends or even really good people
this is slowly happening to me
all my friends are becoming self-obsessed pricks
>finally lost my virginity at 22
>feels exactly the same as fapping physically
>still an angry bitter neet
>>35802297
>He fell for the losing your virginity meme
>>35802297
are you by any chance circumcised?
>>35802297
>feels exactly the same
Virgin detected. If you actually had sex, you'd know it feels worse than fapping.
*blocks your path*
>muah mmm slurp uhya mm
>>35802247
i'll just start fondling myself through my pants in front of them if that ever happens
>>35802247
>Chad can wear socks and sandals and still get girls all over his dick
>Excuse me
Keep walking alone....
What causes this to happen?
>>35802210
Makeup and a push up bra by the looks of it OP
>>35802210
I like the one on the left better because I never matured into adulthood. I'm always going to be attracted to 16 year olds because I missed out on my teens.
Also that girl looks like a typical Stacey. I fucking hate those girls they're the biggest sluts she looks way innocent on the left.
She probably got dicked by a long term bf he left her she went crazy and used the sadness as an excuse to shameless wipe cum all over her face at parties for a year and then bingo. Hot Stacey is born.
>>35802227
Her tits went from A cup to F cup. Seriously doubt a push up bra accomplishes that.
Need help from semi chads help plz
>talk to girl online
>it's day 2
>she shows me pics of her covering up her tits
>we talk about sexual fantasy stuff while she masturbates
>I cum
>she cums
>I ask if she came
>she just said yeah talk later
>I say ok
>she just reads it and leaves
What's this mean? Is she never gonna talk to me again? I want lewds of her so bad. Maybe she just wanted to relax and be alone since she climaxed?
She's gone forever isn't she.
>>35802187
you'll find out it wasn't forever if she messages you again
>>35802438
I'm just so fucking sick of them leaving. I either get this >< close to having nudes or liking someone and they just fucking vanish and ignore me. I feel like a woman being used.
>>35802537
you are being used. if that bothers you find a different path to romance
Daily reminder that liberals are all fucking hypocrites.
>>35802178
and conservatives are fucking idiots if they believe in the false equivalency of tax dollars = voluntary contribution
i see no hypocripsy here
t. radical centrist
>>35802557
this is now a /centrist/ thread
What's it like being in a fight, /r9k/?
What's it like punched in the face?
>>35802166
I have heard that due to adrenaline, you don't immediately feel it.
>>35802177
I'm scared to get into a fight, but I want to be ready the one day I do, if ever.
It feels bad, man.
Especially if it's a school situation, because schools tend to punish students who were defending themselves more harshly than the instigator of the violence.
Why does yellow fever even exist? Asians look horrible without makeup.
asian women are petite, thats the only thing they really have going for them.
Because asian girls are submissive and have small hands so make beta male penises look bigger
>>35802151
exactly. their facial features look flat but hey they are petite
I NEED TO BREEEEED GIVE ME SOMETIME TO IMPREGNATE AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH
>>35802089
>SOMETIME
really fucked that up didn't you
>>35802089
why do you think you need to do that
>Feel the need to impregnate but afraid of marriage and relationships and having children
why do i feel like this
How do i stop playing league of legends pls pls help i cant stop playing this stupid game heeeelp pls help me guys!!!!!!
Uninstall or get your account banned
>>35802090
I did that twice :( i always end up installing/creating another account
You won't stop playing unless you realize it's doing you more harm then good and that you truly want to STOP playing.
Are you a pedophile for being attracted to teenage girls?
>>35802028
I thought she was at least 18 FFS
>YOU NEED TO BE 18 OR OLDER TO SHIT POST HERE
No. Only roasties and nu-males think there's something wrong with it. If anything, it's what nature intended.
>>35802028
I don't think it's wrong to feel attracted to them, it's human nature, not as if you could help it. But that doesn't justify breaking any laws.
one of these dumb threads
post and bash away
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
I refuse to see a psychologist.
What a boring and stupid test
>>35802316
you just clicked no on every question
>born in small town
>never got to experience life
And you guys think YOU have it bad? Try never going to a bar or club. Try never meeting or seeing people outside a class. Never been to the beach never ever really even seen an attraction that isn't just a fuck load of trees. Try never seeing anyone but your neighbors and parents every day of your sad existence.
>>35802004
I know this feel being born an beta in a small town is pretty much a guarantee you'll never have friends.
>>35802004
I agree that small town life is shitty.
I grew up in a rural area near a small town.
So not even close friends, just my shitty family as a peer group.
>>35802004
Flyoverstanis truly are subhuman scum. We should carpet bomb every inch of any state that doesn't have a coastline.