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Kakyoin is /our guy/

>>36739212
thank you for sharing

I really enjoyed this post

I didn't like the sunglasses.

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>>36739181
Yo dis me
O. P.

Wow are you actually autistic? I hope your friend never speak to you again.

playing devils advocate might be fun and all, but never do it to a woman. they won't think logically, they'll just hear one thing they don't like and let the emotional roller coaster take over

*not shit myself

>>36739092
You too? Idk why people get scared over tests. It's literally a single collection of questions of all the shit you already know but you get to sleep afterwards... Usually.

>>36739120
It's not something I can control, that's the worst part, my stomach just spergs out on occasions

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>>36739001
knowing this song makes me an oldfag?

>>36739001
9001. Very fucking robotic.
I haven't heard this song, but it fucking hits close to home. I guess my emotions aren't unique to me.

>>36739075
in a sense it's comforting to know you aren't the only one a little fucked

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>>36738987
these baits are becoming more and more desperate

>>36739007
Some loser(s) is/are somehow able to stalk my online activity and are harassing me all over the internet living hints that they know I am
I see it a lot of 4chan.
It's pathetic really.

>>36739036
*know who I am

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>>36738985
Who else fell in love when they watched beetlejuice.

Never met a real goth chick tho

>>36739097
I love the dance at the end.

>>36739097
'real' goths existed back in the 80s and 90s and were largely weirdos and centered around specifc music scenes in cities. By the year 2000 it had already entered pop culture and other dark alternative and Industrial had taken off only for the goth remnants to drift into other genres and groups.

It's certainly dated now and similar to how some real old school punks managed to live this long you might be able to find a real life goth girl but they might as well be unicorns.

Tell her. If she loves you, she'll go down with you.

>>36739113
Fuck off.

>>36738980
Anon, pls don't do this. Seek help.

>>36739129

>Anon, pls don't do this. Seek help.

not op but go fuck yourself

there's nothing wrong with suicide

>>36738959
What do your parents do anon? My father is trying to land me an aporentice job of sorts at the company he works for. Nothing cushy its manual labor vut it would pay above minimum wage so i fucking jumped at the chance. If it works out I dont see the point of going back to uni.

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>>36738959
>be me 21 no work experience
>no idea how to tell that to employers
>no idea what to put on resume
>no idea how taxes work
>no idea how to work register, pack groceries or do basic tasks
>no confidence in anything

>>36738959
temp agency
originallio

>>36738904
you got to be like the guy in the back and not give a fuck

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Use that anger to get gains

>>36739035
I feel like I'm wearing a mask. I pretend to be calm and not like I want to go off. I use to be really confrontational. If I let the act slip people think it's funny to try and get me to go off on them. The problem is when I go off I don't care if either of us get hurt and I think I'd feel better temporarily if one of us did. Except it just causes bigger problems that make you feel worse in the long run. It's not that I want to be perceived in a certain way I just don't want to be volatile and lose it on someone. It's been years since it happened, but I was in a situation where I was getting threatened and I started to unconsciously start to pick fights toward others since I was feeling threatened. It's not even about the situation or the context some unimportant thing. I just felt like stuff was building up it would make me act out on it like the situation wasn't the fuel it was the ignition source.

>>36738893
Look for some Christian memes to convert your pretend son?

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have sex with him i guess

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>>36738929
man googling christian memes really gives you a whole lot of garbage

>>36738890
Sounds interesting, do you have her contact?

>>36738914
She changes her name and contact info frequently, so it's hard to track her down.

>>36738890
It's nice to see you're trying to save people from that. You are really nice.
How do you know this though? Are you a victim or a friend of one? Or maybe you're close to this person and she told you that?
Thank you for trying to help people.

>>36738841
Now that you put your cards on the table, the real question is what do you have to offer us, fembot? Will you send nudes and make fun of our little penises, saying that you'd never sleep with a guy that small, but you're glad to have us as such a great friend?

>>36738841
Post discord instead

>>36738841
If we really send a messagge you won't even respond. I can guarantee that.

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Yes, they will know true pain.

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We shall feast on their souls with our never ending hunger.

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This is going to feel so good lads. It'll hopefully be worth the wait

>>36738775

what's the sickness, anon?

>>36738936
A chronic liver disorder. It's treatable but makes me extremely weak.

In the process of dealing with all that i was referred to psychologist who informed me that i also have ASD, which i guess isn't surprising.

dafuq
matt?

>>36738748
that is really really REALLY disgusting.
>endless streams of DNA swimming in that mouth
Just idk, I'm blanking out right now

>>36738802
>dna
>swimming
it doesn't work like that, anon

>>36738748

When looking online for an escort you want to search for those offering a "girl friend experience", this is the code word for allowing kissing / cuddling, aka than walking in, getting naked, busting your nut and leaving.

Even with GFE providers, you're still done once you nut, regardless of if you've paid for an hour and you've been there 5 minutes. Sure, you can try to stay and cuddle, but its always awkward as fuck.

Most providers are willing to kiss for the 1st half of the session, but will get bored and want the deed to be over. Be upfront about what you want when you walk in, but don't discuss any details over the phone or online.

Godspeed. Pay a bit extra for a clean one and learn to lick pussy while you're there. Others will tell you kissing / pussy licking is a good way to pick up herpes, and it probably is, but who cares. We're robots, gonna kill ourselves soon anyway right?