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>Japanese girls say the ideal height is 5 8' (the height of the average Japanese man)
>American girls say the ideal height is over 6ft when the average American man is 5 10'
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American girls are dumb, everyone knows this anon.
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>>38453812
japanese people are so tiny and cute :3
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>mfw 5'11
I will never get the succ ;_;

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For all you clowns who think it's all about status and money and being Chad, read the comments on this video, it's full of women wanting to fuck a severely autistic man
https://www.youtube/8jrqpn60d4A

At least you know it's not your money holding you back
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>>38453781
Looks like it's the op in the video, normal link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jrqpn60d4A
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>>38453781

reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8FqG5DBM_o

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ITT: Cinema Horror stories

Hey Robots, cinema worker here.

I've been working at a cinema for about four years now, and I don't think I've gone a shift without a robot coming in. I've seen couple of horror stories on here about going by yourself to the cinema but I just want to convince you all its not that bad.

Every time someone comes in to see a film by themself I try to nicely ask "so that's one adult ticket?" to make it less embarrassing because I really don't care. There's a couple of roasties who work with me but no one really makes fun of you, so don't worry robots.

I always sit you guys off to the side away from people but still a pretty good seat, usually I just try to make things as easy as possible. One robot came up one time who couldn't even speak because he was shaking so much. Just chill guys, its not as bad as you expect.
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This could be a good thread
origonal
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What kind of shit cinema you can't choose your own seat and why would you ask if it's one adult ticket? The person just need to say "i want one adult ticket for movie x"
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I don't go to the movies all that much anymore. It's pretty expensive.

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>college educated
>still end up working with fat, smelly, illiterate black women

Wtf
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>>38453741
Now you understand that degrees are a meme. College has been shit ever since the concept of everyone going like it's high school.
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>>38453741
life is a roulette anon
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>>38453741

College degree means shit in this day and age. you get a Highschool Diploma or GED, and you're pretty much set for life. you can learn everything you want to do for free and at a Trade School.

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Is this a woman thing or middle aged woman thing?
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It's an ugly woman thing.
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>>38453729
white woman thing desu

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Fembots, what is your opinion on brapposting?
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>>38453634
Fucking terriblle , sage

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PD8o6xe_4

WE WUZ CEECARZ N SHIEEET
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>be me
>european ancestors from the countryside
>rich history
>find out about a book series about the history of the place
>look for them
>not sold in bookstores
>find out about the publishers
>contact them
>they are happy to give me copies for free
>they also have a donations system for their services in keeping all that information
>it's 3-4 books 500 pages each, hardcovers
>want to give a donation
>don't know how much

What do? Like $150?
It's information that can't be found anywhere else and not valuable im money since the world doesn't really care about that small city.
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tl;dr
Is $150 a lot for 4, 500 pages/ea, hardcover new books?
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Sounds like one of those Lovecraft stories with you ending up finding out your family practised black magic and they interbred with interdimensional monsters and all that


I don't know the awnser to your question though
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>>38453524
Why don't you just read them first? That way you at least know what they're really worth.

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>tfw I accidentally saw myself in the mirror
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>fapping to porn in fullscreen while lying down with laptop on my chest
>time my orgasm to the cumshot scene
>screen goes black and catch a glimpse of my disgusting face making some retarded facial expression
>break down into tears and start considering what method i'll use to kill myself
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>>38453566
You probably don't even look that bad anon, cheer up.

>you will never grow up in a small comfy logging town
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I don't think I would want to live in the Twin Peaks universe.
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>you will never have a twin peaks gf
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>>38453646
>tfw no donna hayward aesthetic gf

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MOVE SLOWLY THROUGH DROWNING WAVES


GOING AWAY ON A STRANGE DAY


DUMDUMDUMDUM
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I MUST FIGHT THIS SICKNESS, FIND A
C U R E
U U . . .
R . . R .
E . . . . E

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Are dreams of having a gf the fucking worst?
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It's like a simulator of sorts. It can encourage you to gets yous one, or not depending on what the fuck goes on in the dream. A short trial run, therefore .1 to your experience. Have confidence anon. Achieve your dreams through trial and error, and improvement will be built.

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What are the chances of me ever dying from heroin if I don't inject it?
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>>38453216
i speaking from personal experience, but if u wanna do the heroin, trying to get hold on dragon should be the safest of the options
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>>38453216
>>38453246
Dont listen to this dude OP, you'll never be able to catch the dragon
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>>38453216
Are you attempting suicide with it, or just using it recreationally?

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it's normal and acceptable to see brits, french, germans, etc etc throwing banters at each other, like you know each of europe has beef with everyone else. but they've all been white. is it normal for nonwhite to participate in throwing banters as well ? like "filthy germans !" or something, you know, it's pretty normal among europeans but is it still acceptable if a nonwhite "european" participate in it ?
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>>38453212
>is it normal for nonwhite to participate in throwing banters as well?
It depends on where you live. If you live in your home country, then sure. But if you live in Germany yourself that would be ungrateful and rude (It doesn't matter if you are a refugee, or if you moved there voluntarily). Either you are German and participate in the banter against the French and Brits, or you just shut your mouth or move back to wherever.
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>>38453212
It will seem forced, even if you've grown up there.
I always find it funny when foreigners reference their own local rivalries from where they are form though, Nips and Koreans, Arabs Jews and Iranians, Pakis and Indians, etc
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Idk how it is in Eurostan but here in the states people are too stupid to banter, people take everything personally, nonwhites are unironically the most racist people and don't even realize it because muh power = privilege, meanwhile Australians on /pol/ are calling each other niggers like it's nothing.

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Anyone else planning to take a break from 4chan and being online for awhile?
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