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Advice thread, back on Sertraline edition
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you have any questions you want to ask, need some advice or just want to vent and get things off your chest for a bit, come post here. No such thing as a stupid question here, feel free to post whatever(:
>inb4 normie off my board reeeeeeee
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>>34653105
What would be the best way to track you down and rape you?
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>>34653228
The quickest? It'd be me giving you my name and address, and you getting a plane/train/whatever here.
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>>34653105
Come guys, don't be shy, feel free to post here(:How is that not original, I swear no-one else used the backwards smiley face
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Stop posting qts for /nofap/bros. 2017-02-05 10:48:22 Post No.34653075
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Stop posting qts for /nofap/bros.
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I haven't touched myself in days. This is so hard. And it's harder when you're here. I can't even imagine how this would make anyone happier.
I only started this because I felt like I was a slave to my dick, but I still want to browse and I can't with you guys constantly posting qts.
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>>34653075
>staceymirror.jpg
Her name's Angie Varona if you're interested in finding more.
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>>34653101
i-i'm not...
did you read what I said?
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>>34653130
You know, I must've completely blanked. My mistake.
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i'm so jealous of whites. they can have something worth being proud of. if i was white, i would be the proudest neo nazi ever.
but i'm not white, and i don't have anything worth being proud of. nothing makes me want to go back to my roots, because i don't like my culture, i don't like my gene, etc
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That is just the mainstream history, The amount of awesome shit the "white races" have done is incredible. The sea people, the Ancient Egyptians, the Western Chinese White people, the ancient artifacts all over the world insinuating a lost world civilization dating back to a time when mainstream science tells us we where still evolving with sticks and rocks...
There is a reason the Nazi's adopted the swastika, it is an ancient symbol used by "Aryan" people. The world Aryan is ancient and believed to be the original world for the white race, what Caucasian means today. The nazi's made some serious technological advancements because they researched history, looking through ancient texts and archeological sites. They thought, as White people they where the air to this lost technology of Atlantis.
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>>34653045
Are you a nigger?
oreg
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>>34653106
This is some WE WUZ KANGZ tier shit.
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Ahh, herro dere, gaijie! You gettu uppu ekksturu ealy for Mista Shekkurubaikku? Velly baka, admile your woruku aisikku.
No wari abouttu me, I pray ratest Finarr Fantasy whire yu gyonnu. I waitcho hausu, I be fine. Bettaru hully uppu!
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>>34653039
jesus christ
abcdef
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Hello nipponjin-sama. Could you please mail me some japanese qties with big tits and tender voices? I want my house to be filled with AH YAMETE~
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>>34653039
That was quite good, I didn't even realize what it was at first.
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Just pre-ordered this book in support of free speech. I hope it becomes the best selling book of the year. I might even sit on a bench at my college and read it.
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>>34653008
It's the top bestseller on amazon atm, so it's doing pretty good.
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I love how he single handedly jacked the ""alt-right"" or w/e, it's coincidentally turned into trap and faggot worship.
Trust the faggot like you trust a snake.
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how the fuck do jews always get away with it no matter what?
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>that one co-worker that forgets he's not an assistant manager and thinks he can boss you around because you're "the quiet one"
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>>34652959
i fucked ur mother
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>>34652989
ur mother is fucked
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>>34652959
THIS
fUCKING WOMEN
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>gf is incredibly selfish and I know I'm being cucked
>living in my house 24/7 for free
>she's playing music really loud on my speakers which are on the table directly in front of us
>trying to have a conversation but it's too loud
>go to turn it down a bit so I can hear what she saying
>(I get overwhelmed by loud noise}
>I might be aspie, she's neurotypical
>she says "why does it have to be the way you want it, why do you have to have it your way?"
>"I don't mean turn it off, just down, it's hurting my ears"
>"so why does it have to be turned down? just because you want it to be?"
>"you can keep listening to it, I just can't hear anything else... it's hurting my ears"
>"it's always got to be your way"
>tearing up in frustration and overwhelmed with the noise and can't find a way to rationalize anything anymore
>out of nowhere pick up my laptop and hurl it at the floor and it smashes into a thousand pieces
>have never had an angry outburst in my life and have no idea what washed over me
>I loved that computer
>girlfriend just says "wow, that was stupid" and walked off
feels awful man
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>>34652955
>gf
OUT OUT OUT OUT REE
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>>34652955
You should act like a man then, maybe she will respect you for it.
She treats you like that because you let her. You are too afraid to do what you wan't when you want (like a man should). Women respect you more if you just live your life, You don't have to run everything past her, Just do it because my testicles and testosterone. Start laying the law you cuck
Here is how it goes for me
> My head hurts im going to turn that down
> "oh, why turn it down anon? I really liek that song "
> Just because, I told you my head hurts. Listen to it later...
> "ok :( " - trying the ol guilt trip
> Don't take that shit and carry on.
Boom.
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>>34652998
>> My head hurts im going to turn that down
>> "oh, why turn it down anon? I really liek that song "
>> Just because, I told you my head hurts. Listen to it later...
>> "ok :( " - trying the ol guilt trip
>> Don't take that shit and carry on.
mentally saving for reference. Thanks anon
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>wanna suck a dick
Fuck lonliness has destroyed me
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>>34652948
>Thinks that sucking dick isn't fulfilling
fucking normie. Being gay is the ultimate redpill you fucking moron.
>r9k bitches about women constantly
>still acts like being gay is somehow bad
If you are so self conscious about societal norms that you can't logically conclude that being gay is the most fulfilling type of relationship than you're a fucking normie.
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>>34652948
As someone that has sucked a dick... i guess ill explain what its like.
>soft, doesn't taste bad, doesn't make you gag (may vary)
> and if you have ever had your dick sucked you kinda get off at the thought of giving someone else THAT feeling
> ive never had a guy blow a load in my mouth directly but i can tell you it tastes a lot similar to your own and its mainly the thought that i pretty much made the guy cum so i want to eat it...
my first time was with like a 40 y/o who lived on his own near by, started touching watching tv.
>he sticks his hands down my pants, i do the same...
>hes packing more heat than me, his hands are firm but warm
> rubs my neck
>cock2mymouth.gif
>he gets hard in my mouth
"shall we take this bad boy to the bedroom?"
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>>34653313
That's pretty gay blox
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How do I give myself nightmares?
I haven't had a nightmare in years and I want to have one for inspiration for writing.
Any advice?
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Watch a bunch of suicide and gore videos
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>>34652929
>master lucid dreaming
>ask your subconcious mind to trap you in a scenario involving your worse fear
I did this, once upon a time. You should consider it, OP.
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spicy food before bed
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Why did all the fat ugly roastie whores have to change the laws bros they don't want us to have young cuties and enjoy our lives they want men to be miserable.
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Because women know they'll have their power threatened by these younger competitors. Literally why would any sane man choose some 26 year old slag over a cute innocent 18 year old?
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>>34652884
Imagine a fat 45 year old roastie convincing a 15 year old boy that he's in love with her and he needs to worship her and be her lover.
She teaches him all about feminism and makes him beta as they come, and yells at him whenever she catches him looking at women his age.
Reverse the genders and that's roughly why there are age of consent laws. So older losers don't manipulate and groom dumb shit kids into being their sex toys.
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>>34652924
But now let's apply this to a society where degeneracy isn't the order of the day.
A proper, traditional, healthy patriarchy.
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How many sex partners is too much?
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Anything over than 1 makes you a cuck.
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Anything over than 0 makes you a cuck
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A realistic number would be max 10.
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Would it be possible to find and settle down with a healthy, attractive girl that approves of my misogynistic ways and maybe even adds to the discussion by making self-deprecating jokes and acknowledging the fundamental flaws that exist within women in western society?
lol idk haha
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>>34652779
Nope. Sorry mate, stick with your hand.
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>>34652779
Possible? yes
likely? quite the opposite
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only if you are a 10/10
9/10 maybe
if you don't forget it.
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Aside from degeneracy pushed by media and jews, what causes some women to be complete whores/sluts i.e. refusing to settle down and instead fuck many men with no real relationships
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Beta dads let it happen
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>they are sluts
>but not with me
>I blame the jews for this.
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>>34652770
Parents not disciplining them.
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>Get interpals account
>Upload photo and profile
>Run qt script https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper/blob/master/qtcreeper.py
>Talk to qt's around the world
Just bee yourself bro
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nice trojan my man
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>>34652733
You can read the code
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>>34652711
fuck off just make a corean profile
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ITT: Reviewbrah memes 2017-02-05 10:18:20 Post No.34652708
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Post them if you got em, i need to expand my collection
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>>34652708
bumping this threadYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>34652708
I'm also interested in this oregnon
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>>34652834
>>34652708
I love these compasses