Eatin' ain't cheatin'
Sucking ain't fuckin'
Are these statements true?
>>39567119
Seedin' ain't Feedin'
>>39567119
For a girl like that exceptions must be made.
>>39567223
Chuckin' ain't fuck & suckin'
>chad sticks the whisk in my bp again
>cold metal and cum cum all in my pussy
>boipussy ovulating
I won't get pregnant, will I anons?
How do I make sure I don't?
pls hellp me anons, im scared
>>39567093
It didn't stop? What the hell did you do?
>>39567093
if your bleeding from your "boy pussy" it means you tore the lining of your anus wait a while to fuck again before you do permeant damage
saged because this is troll
TO MODS/ADMINS/WHO IT MAY CONCERN
CONCERN
PLEASE MAKE THIS A BLUEBOARD AND PLEASE BAN ALL OF THE FOLLOWING:
>PORNOGRAPHY THREADS
>THREAD TELLING ROBOTS TO GO BECOME SISSY, KEKED, NEO NAZI, ECT
>THREADS THAT ARE NOT ABOUT STRUGGLES OF LIFE AND PROBLEMS IN SOCIETY
>THREADS THAT JUST INSULT ALL ROBOTS FOR BAIT
>THREADS FROM "FEMANONS"
>"CHAD" OR "TYRONE" THREADS
This board should be reserved for people to talk about personal, societal issues and socialising problems about ourselves and where we could offer each other advice on social situations . We need to protect it!
If these issues are not addressed then I shall create a new website ti cater for what this was originally intended for!
>>39567074
go back to >>>/r/eddit you faggit
>for what this was originally intended for!
You realize this board was created for OC and not as a loser safe space? Not that theres any OC left, but this board is basically a containment one so just deal with it or leave
GTFO NEWFAGS!
>>39567095
Fuck you you /b/yard cunt, what are you 12?
>>39567267
Board was created for getting feels threads off other boards. It then grew into a great social outlet for socially fucked and isolated men
Whats a free way to get some nicotine in my system?
>>39567036
Bum cigarettes off of someone
>>39567096
Don't listen to this leech. Insert cig butts anally. Did this for a year while I was homeless. They shit right out.
>>39567036
Suck dick for cigarettes.
Alright /r9k/ we are going to play a little game
list 2 truths about yourself and 1 lie and the other anons will try to guess the lie
>I make 85k a year
>I have a cool girlfriend with huge tits
>I've played over 2000 hours of Dota
>>39567024
>I once spent 400 diamonds on a glass of milk
>I once saved someone's life doing the heimlich maneuver when I was 9
>I am not allowed to own a gun in the USA
>>39567068
being that this is 4chan I am going to go with
>I have a cool girlfriend with huge tits
>>39567085
>>I once spent 400 diamonds on a glass of milk
Go with this one
With how many guys does the average girl sleep with during college?
>>39567023
[her age] - 12 *80
>>39567071
thanks to order of operations that's gonna net negative partners
>>39567023
>implying the frat brothers give a fuck who banged a whore the best
They used her as a community fleshlight, I doubt they care if she enjoyed it or not
At what point is thicc too thicc in your opinion? When does it become too much for you?
>>39566982
Any thicker than this
>>39566982
>too thicc
no such thing
WHEN THERES A FOLD IN THE BELLY DESU
What is the closest you got to getting laid?
>>39566970
making out with ptp drunkenly at 3am
probably the time I got laid
>>39567100
man I bet that was a fuckin dream wasn't it
Virgin Fembots, explain to me why you haven't lost your virginity when anyone will fuck you besides religious reasons. Do you feel like your virginity affects you at all compared to the regular KHV /r9k/? Have you tried to lose it and failed or do you just enjoy being a spinster? Do you find it weird that men pay for sex when you yourself are sexless? Not a troll, just genuinely curious
I'm a lesbian and can't let anyone know.
>>39567134
>can't let anyone know
why? do you live in a country that will stone you to death if your gay?
>>39567189
Even in first world countries the threat of being jumped or just disowned and kicked out by your family because you're gay is enough to keep quiet.
first breakup
feels thread
>>39566940
>tfw she never liked you anyway
Haha now you can take it easy
>>39566940
Is it feels general or just breakups? If I (likely) lost a female friend, does that qualify?
>>39567244
whatever man, get in here.
come feel like shit with me I think we're in the same boat
What do you think life after a major nuclear war would really be like?
>>39566881
better
altho i may die,its fine cuz all the normies would die aswell
>>39566881
Rad my dude. Rad
>>39566881
big fuggin dessert :DDD
fit for benis :DDDDD
i shall be named dragonporn :DDDDDDD
Anons should just date anons! This could solve a majority of our problems. Mind blowing isn't it.
Why would any female anon date a robot when she has her choice of better men?
>>39566804
then the boys should just become females???
>>39566804
They have no choice to settle for us.
>>39566828
Gays not allowed
>27
>2 weeks into college and no friends
>>39566757
>23
>Dropped out due to not enough finance
>Teachers kept cheating me
>Watch some students get by cheating and not cheating
>Watch younger generations graduate and go on to live meaningful lives
If I don't go back I'm gonna be crying once I reach my 30's
>>39566757
Why do you want to be friends with people 8-9 years younger than you? It's like an 18 year old being friends with a 10 year old, bit creepy honestly.
>dropped out of high school in the 10th grade
>no friends
>25 now
Can we have one of these?
I'm in desperate need for one...
>>39566756
That chinese man has an excellent muay thai clinch and his roundhouse kick to her back wasn't too bad.
He probably has trained kickboxing before. I could beat him though, easily. Nigger doesn't even keep his guard up and I got a one-hit quitter.
p-p-please r-respond
Is /r9k/ seriously this cancer-infested that we can't get a proper women hate thread going?
>be me
>moved to new city 300 miles from friends and family 2 years ago
>single for most of the time
>sitting outside of bar on sidewalk talking about the downfall of sweden with a discouraged swedish guy (lots of muzzie immigrants)
>random QT runs in front of her friends and sits on my lap and gives me the sweet talk
>i pick her up and walk off and we get subway
>she's genuinely suprised i can lift her (she's like 5'7 140)
>Functional strength fuck yeah
>she jumps on my back and is all nice n shit
>friends say stuff like "can i be at your wedding" "you two are my fave"
>asks me to ask her out that night
>i do
>we hang out the next night alone this time and i kiss her on the lips!
>walk around town / hold hands n shit
>kissing her like rhaegar targareyan kissed lyanna in the GoT finale
>next day we go to the city and go bouldering together
>hold hands n shit, shes seems to be into it (it's her first time)
>hugs me n shit randomly at the gym.
>a little reluctant to do PDA with her, but i like her so it's cool
>we head back to my place get chipotle
>P in V after she resists a bit
>she seemed to really enjoy it
>i seem to be hitting all the marks, fucc yeah!
>walk her to her car at the end of the night and ask her when she's free
>"I'm free all week"
>fuggen kisses me goodbye
>proceeds to flake on me 3 times in the coming week
>apologizes
>ghosts me
Well fuck. How do I make mental gains to recover from this /fit/? It was literally for a few days but it was fucking awesome. This was the first time a girl who i was genuinely attracted to has approached me and it went from 100 to 0 in an instant. What the hell happened?
You came on too strong after getting the puss m8
If you had ignored her for like 5 days after fucking her she would be at your house begging to suck your dick right now you gotta play the game dude
>>39566709
fuck. well lesson learned i guess. may as well just delete her and ignore her
>>39566708
She, a stranger, just ran up and dropped into your lap?