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>have been cut off from oneitis since she got a new White Chad bf
>she knew what we had was special
>we were friends for months, only made out once
>but that one time was amazing
>go months without talking to her
>today she calls me out of nowhere 3 times and 2 texts
>"please answer anon, it's me Stacy"
>the tables have turned
>give her no response
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>made out with oneitis
normie gtfo
Don't hate, appreciate. #MGTOOOWW
you're doing right
stay strong stupid frog poster

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So why doesn't /r9k/ form a union of robots (egoists)?
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because egoism is for fags
Because the concept of the self as an enduring entity is ultimately illusory. The ego is the biggest spook of all.
You're an egoist whether you choose it or not


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I've had enough of your attidude. Why should I even consider such a thing?
my one shot in life to be truly happy is gone now and it hurts so fucking bad my dudes, idk how the fuck to even go on man she was the one and i had her so close to me we were supposed to get married and be happy shutins together some place away from people god this hurts

FUCK right off
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Can I have her instead plz? Thank u :)

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Seriously why do girls browse this board again? You act just like any other girl when posting so don't give me >tfw fembot shit.

Also stop posting your nudes fucking whores this isn't /soc/.
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What if I don't post nudes and rarely point out the fact that I'm female?
I think I fit the general "robot" criteria.
I understand why you're upset, though. I'm sorry for all the... uh... "normie" women posting here.
there's no reason for females to say they're female 90% of the time - they just want attention. it gets really old really fast.
Nice bait.

"Fembots" are a meme because all it takes for a woman to be a "fembot" is for chad to not notice her for a day.

Who /drunk/ right now? I am and it's pretty great :^)
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>too drunk to function normally
>not drunk enough to just fuhgetaboutit

fuck this shitty limbo if I drink more I know I'm gonna puke but I feel terrible man
I was doing alright then I overdid it and went to a late night kebab place and bought a fucking burger. I even saw a cute girl and her friend there.... fuck me.
>got extremely drunk 2 weeks ago, had to be carried home and vomited in my sleep
>next day chest pains, difficulty breathing, have sense of doom
>go to ER, turns out it's panic attacks
>continue to feel weak and shitty next ten days
>finally decide to drink again on Friday
>don't get even buzzed
>head feels fuzzy at the end when I get home, chest pains again, lots of anxiety when trying to fall asleep
>feel shitty next day


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just graduated with a 2 gpa
any other brainlets here
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Actual brainlet or did you not do homework? I don't do homework or study and I still pass most classes. Imagine if I tried.
a bit of both
i tested really well but basically all math above an elementary school level goes right over my head
How do you work the computer? Does your handler do it for you?

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Ask a handsome, lonely robot anything
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How many meters of dick have you sucked in the last month?
None. If I could choose to be gay I would, believe me

Go find yourself a trap then faggot.

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>Oh look everyone! Vampire boy decided to come out of his cave and dine with us mortals!
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*pulls out AK*

nobody fucking move
Oh look it's my retard family who have to make up for their complete lack of success in life by endlessly bitching about their neighbours and colleagues at their deadend jobs. Can't wait to leave all of you in the dust in a few years and move to the big city.
Worth it for that delicious looking meat, god damn.

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Would you be willing to race mix with a non-white girl?
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wtf is the girl on the left?

guy on the right is a british fascist i think
Fuck no.
>caring about racemixing in current year
>falling for the /pol/ meme

Put your your top tier qts in the bag and no one gets hurt!
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H-here you go op don't hurt me!
Please don't hurt me
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Here man take it, just don't do anything crazy!

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Who here uses /drugs/?
Let's get a drug discussion thread going here robots.
I've got a question for other drug users about DXM. I'm just wondering about other people's opinions on it. I've been using it for a bit but anytime I hear other hardcore drug users talk about it, they almost always talk it down. I've managed to find variants of DXM that don't have the negative effects that straight cough syrup has. If I do get cough syrup, I get a good brand or extract the pure DXM from it. I actually quite enjoy DXM but don't know why it's so frowned upon.
As a general background, I've done weed, LSD, crack, and crystal meth in the past. Haven't done crack or crystal meth in years though and I didn't do either of them for very long.
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How expensive is this addiction dollars per week
God, I fucking hate carbon bridges.
I was addicted (not seriously addicted but I was pretty dependent) to crack and crystal meth way back when. I got off both of them though about 8-10 months after starting each. I was doing them at separate times. After I got off crack, it was about a year before I started crystal meth.
DXM is not addictive in a physical sense however. It can be addictive psychologically but I don't have any dependency on it. I might do DXM, weed, or LSD four, maybe five times a month.
None of those three drugs are very expensive though. I'm not wasting too much on it, trust me.
How much do you spend on your activities, etc. etc.?

brownie, if you still lurk r9k, I have a question. Are you and Cocoa still dating? I confessed to him and asked him out a few weeks before you got together, but he turned me down. If Cocoa's single again, I'd like to try my hand at asking him out a second time.
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Three words: Yes we are.
Have you met up offline? Have you had secks yet?
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I'm joking. I'm not brownie, sorry.

You should date me though.

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I can't do it anymore. Marijuana has destroyed my life.

I know it takes a very big retard to get "addicted" to weed, but when you are so depressed and have access to a quick and effective solution it is too challenging to decide to live sober.

Last night I had a meltdown over a very stupid decision I made, not because I was high, but because its been more than 2 years since I started consuming this fucking shit. Since then my efforts have slowly gone to waste, I fell out of shape, my grades went straight down the shitter, my social life has completely vanished.

I was never a normie, the 2 people I used to very occasionally hang out with are now gone, and once again I'm alone. I want to stop this downward spiral from consuming me forever.

I threw away all the weed I had left. I couldn't give it away because its still illegal where I live.

Today is my first day sober in almost a year. What am I in for? Any success stories staying sober?
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nothing feels better then freedom, anon.
good lucky pal
I'm trying my best not to call my dealer and get me some DUDE.

This is it lads, If I fail now I will never muster the courage to quit.
I flipped out on my DUDE and will probably continue to do so until I DYDE

Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just c-close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...


AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Fresh Never Frozen beef on my grill, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to flip them too, don't you, Mr. Impatient Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Flip these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty too! You sweet tooth! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic customer, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking glutton! Y-You sure know how to make a shake all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spoon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!
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I thoguht that was Anzu for a second
Would go to wendys if I was American desu
Fucking sauce familia.

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It's considered rude. Especially if there are children around. It's just common sense to watch your language in public unless you're with friends.
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I only watch my language around children. Anyone else can get fucked.
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How is it rude though? It is just words and feels relaxing. Whhat am I suppose to substitue it with? Gosh darnit? Gee eiz? That is some real white people shit lol
>Anyone else can get fucked.
Fuck you

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