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I just got kicked out of my parent's house 2017-05-26 06:40:22 Post No.37278965
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I just got kicked out of my parent's house
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2017-05-26 06:40:22
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>See my little 16 year old sister crying in her room
>Ask what's wrong
>There was a ceremony at school because her friend committed sudoku
>She is also listening the Chainsmokers - Don't let me down on her phone
>Tells me her friend died to this song in her suicide note
>Tell her that's a stupid fucking song to kill yourself to
>She gets mad and we get into an argument
>Dad overhears us and asks what's going on
>Tell him that my sister's friend died to a shitty pop song and my sister won't accept that fact
>Dad gets angry at me and tells me I have no right to say that because I have no job and education
>Tell him I'm sick of him being a whiteknight and wish he died in the Iraq war
>This rustles his jimmies and we almost get in a fight
>He gets my sister's phone and throws it at my and throws it at my arm
>Chainsmokers - I need you right now starts playing from the speaker
>Dad tells me to pack my shit up before he calls the cops
>Mom comes in and asks what's wrong
>Sister fabricates some shitty story about me making fun her
>Mom gets mad and goes to my room
>See her start throwing my clothes from the window
>"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR SISTER AND A DEAD LITTLE GIRL HAVE SOME RESPECT"
>Now sitting outside of a McDonalds getting wifi
What the fuck do I do now? Where can I seek shelter? I live in Washington btw
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One idea - try using wifi to find the nearest homeless shelter?
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>>37278965
That's a real touching tale, anon.you deserved it
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Are you fucking retarded?
This is an original post made by me, originally
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/pol/ here just wondering why you degenerates don't have a job again. It's honestly like you want to be total losers.
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Because I'm in education for trade
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>>37278840
Because I'm in University studying for my degree which takes up most of my time.
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>>37278840
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I have a job. It's just not a normal job.
I'm too depressed to be functional. I also have aspergers there for, my abilities are limited.
I don't want to be a loser.
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I want to fuck my sister 2017-05-26 06:17:22 Post No.37278683
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I have come up with a plan to fuck my sister, and I would like smart robots to help me improve this plan. At the moment it is just an idea, but I need it to be foolproof.
Here's the situation:
>I am 22, my sister is 19
>sister works as an escort while attending university
Here's why I want to fuck my sister
>wincest
>the taboo/risk of it is fucking hot
>sister has always been a bitch to me and this is a way of secretly getting back at her
Here is my plan:
>Buy throwaway phone
>txt her saying I want to make a booking but have a very odd fettish
>like to have sex fully clothed, face covered, without talking
>offer to pay her much more than usual to make sure she accepts
So basically I show up fullly covered so she can't recognize me, and I don't talk so she doesn't recognize my voice. I just unzip my pants and let her blow me before fucking her (the details of session will be arranged via txt beforehand)
Obviously I'm worried this will set off red flags and she wont want to fuck a client she can't identify.
Which is why I'm here. How do I make this sound like a legit fettish?
>post pics
Obviously I cannot because every time a robot does, retards doxx and message whoever OP is talking about. My sister looks like this though:
>blond
>5'2-5'3
>skinny
>average tits
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Want to fuvk your sistrr,?
This discord is 4 u, white man T9Dd9
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How do you know that your sister is an escort? What country are you from?
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Sounds fucking hot. I would go for it if you think that you can pull it off. Make absolutely sure that she has no way of recognizing you; what you are doing is risky but worth it if it works out
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Who was that girl you knew who made celebrities with supposedly "big boobs" look flat? Who was that girl that jumped straight from training bras to cup sizes that most people don't think exist?
Titcow story thread.
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>>37278540
I had to reread that multiple times. And to answer your question, she was an ugly fat acne faced bitch who did sports but was still a fat pig
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This girl used to post on Dailybooth when that site was still a thing. One of the pervy-ass questions she answered revealed that she was a J cup at 15.
This is her five or sixish years later.
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One day I'll find a way to "safely" give women macromastia. One day...
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>the dysphoria is getting to a point where i have to hide all threads relating to women/traps/trannies
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>>37278507
I actually got to the same point. I was doing pretty good dealing with it for awhile. I think it's getting to the point where I have to transition or kill myself.
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>>37278507
I really feel for you trannies.
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>>37278507
I currently have an average of 20 threads hidden per day due to how retarded everything I see is.
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Is there an easier mode than "content creators"?
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>>37278213
Not existing desu
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Who is the content creator making that amount, OP?
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>>37278213
If its so easy then why don't you start creating content?
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Why are traps so much prettier than women?
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>>37278196
"why are guys so hot"
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are those people pretty to you lol
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>>37278276
the one on the right yea
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who /self-taught coder/ here? 2017-05-26 05:41:58 Post No.37278182
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who /self-taught coder/ here? 2017-05-26 05:41:58 Post No.37278182
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who /self-taught coder/ here?
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2017-05-26 05:41:58
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is teaching oneself coding online a decent way for a robot to work towards breaking into the job market or generating an income online and become motivated about something?
it's not like there's too many other options when operating from the basement anyway.
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Yes, you can make decent money. Taught myself PHP, SQL, and server hosting and software used in it (apache, phpmyadmin, WordPress, mysql, etc). Also taught myself a bit of pentesting and there is loads of options, legal and illegal, as long as you understand what you're doing and how you're doing it.
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How do you get into this if beyond playing games and being able to type quickly you're otherwise generally pretty ignorant about your computer? I wouldn't even know where to start but I am interested in learning more.
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>>37278296
Sign up for code academy. Start with basic shit like python.
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Oh God, an entire YEAR without sex?
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How did they even survive this?
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Haha, I've had 24 of those and counting... ha ha.
>*sighs loudly*
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fucking noob
24 years going strong here
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Does this piss anyone else off?
These girls have done nothing with their lives. Nothing at all. They were simply born attractive. They didn't get advanced degrees, they haven't produced any world-changing products, they haven't created business empires, they haven't done anything of note.
All they did was exist. Exist, and not let themselves get out of shape. That's it.
And yet, there they are, at the Monaco GP. Watching the greatest drivers in the world at one of the most well-known motorsports locations ever, and they did nothing to get there. Their flights were paid for, if they didn't just sail across on their host's yacht. They're staying in a house more luxurious than most people will ever see. They get to enjoy the most expensive, most amazing experiences money can buy.
And they were just handed it. Just for being alive, just for being attractive women.
It makes my blood boil.
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If it wasn't for women like them men wouldn't have the motivation to, for example, be the greatest driver of a motor sport. Evolution would be slower since less men would be assed to reproduce and there'd be more loners watching anime to cope.
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>>37277790
Diamond doesnt do anything yet they are still sought after. Its the arbitrary value that we place upon them. And society changes its taste occasionally
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>>37277855
yeah this
there wouldn't be a monaco GP if there weren't hot babes for the people who organize and participate in it to score afterwards
if there were no babes there would be literally no reason to do anything, ever
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Is it true that blacks enjoy watching White male/Black female pornography?
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>>37277771
I am a nigger and I love to watch black women get fucked by huwite men. White men still shouldn't do it though because they's wastin them aryan gemenetrics
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>>37277771
black guy here, yeah I enjoy watching WM/BW cuck porn. I...its the contrast. >>37277777
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>white male/<race><gender> porn
That's the majority of the industry.
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>started wageslaving as an overnight convenience store clerk
>get nervous whenever a black person walks in
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>>37277759
That's a totally normal reaction, Anon. Around blacks, never relax.
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they've done studies where ever other black people start to demonstrate physiological signs of nervousness when another black person enters a room. everyone sort of realizes they're just more volatile.
good that your instincts haven't been dulled by the media.
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>>37277759
>overnight convenience store clerk
You're going to get shot in the face eventually.
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I'm going to bed now, and I wanted to wish you all goodnight. When you lay down your weary head tonight and start thinking of how lonely and sad you are I want you to remember there's at least one person who loves you: me.
That's right, even though I don't know your face or your voice, I love you. I love you because you're here, with me. And I'm here with you. I'll keep you in my heart always. Remember that anons. You're always with me and I'm always with you.
I love you so, so much. Goodnight.
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>>37277545
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIAR FAGGOTS LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK
>hur dur i luv u all
Either A, you don't have anyone of the day to be nice to, to fill your need to be a good person or B, you are harshly undervaluing the word love. Either way, fuck you.
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>>37277545
Liar, you dont mean that
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>>37277702
It's okay anon, I know you have a hard life and that pain has made you callous and wary of people like me. I don't blame you.
I know you feel this way because you don't think you should be loved or don't deserve to be. But I do love you and you're not as forsaken as you think. You're my friend even now, and always will be.
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>Fall down stairs leading to campus health center.
>Qt student receptionist laughs because my pants got caught on the end of the banister and were pulled off.
>Have 2 week basket ball shorts on for underwear.
>People shake their heads.
>"I-I need t-to submit my penis i-inspection resul-
>Chad walks in
>"I bet this queer bait can't even suck me off!"
>A crowd forms
>"Heh, first time?" Chad says
>My dean walks in and stands next to chad.
>They spitroast me infront of everyone while my yugio cards slip out of my pocket.
Never got my test results lads. College is not what I expected.
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I bet you deserved it desu
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I disagree, I didnt't ask for this.
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Anybody guy enough to write this probably actually had this happen to them
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l miss this nigger :(
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I don't like Trump but I sure as hell don't miss this bumbling neoliberal idiot.
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>>37277205
>bumbling
He was smooth and charismatic af. He wasn't doing retarded embarrassing shit literally every day.
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He was a good president
RIP